How to milk a man's prostate

1 Jun 2006

Does anyone know how to do this - and is there anyone local who would do it to me?

1 Jun 2006

im sure your GP would, if you had any concerns

1 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m
im sure your GP would, if you had any concerns

isnt it against a code of ethics.....................cos it sounds to me that wellingborough is after getting a thrill out of it.............

1 Jun 2006

1 Jun 2006

someone come up with a sensible answer please - cos I dont know what 'milking the prostate' is or how to do it, and it sounds like fun. Well, I'd have a go, depending on what it is pmsl dunno

1 Jun 2006

google is your friend

1 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
someone come up with a sensible answer please - cos I dont know what 'milking the prostate' is or how to do it, and it sounds like fun. Well, I'd have a go, depending on what it is pmsl

ive no idea if its possible or not but was something in the film "road trip" (very funny film) the lads need some money & go to a sperm bank & using fingers up guys rear a nurse "milks his prostate" confused

all i can suggest is have a practice session wellingborough smile

1 Jun 2006

I got particularly excited at this bit
...."ice massage": at least 10 minutes prior to the prostate massage, plastic bags full of crushed ice are packed around the male's cock and balls. The bags remain in place during the prostate milking. When the massage is completed, the bags are removed. This technique also makes a very appropriate opportunity to install a chastity device on the male's shriveled penis. (This technique works best if the male if fastened down - it's very hard to get a man to stay still when his genitals are being frozen."
Off to find ice :twisted: :evil2:

1 Jun 2006

Milking the prostate is similar to titilating a woman's G-spot. Basically you stick a finger up his ass, hook it so it points to his balls, move your finger till you feel something hard when you press. That is the prostate gland. Then keep pressing it till the milk comes out. It is ejaculation without orgasm. One way to keep your man faithful to you, I hear. I have never performed the operation myself as I like to see them cum, and hear them grunt, and watch their faces.

1 Jun 2006

thanks dave J
it all sounds very involved doesnt it?
rolleyes

id like to be added to the list of those wanting to be milked............ top of the list if thats possible?
wink

1 Jun 2006

Quote by Tania
I like to see them cum, and hear them grunt, and watch their faces.

yeah me too hun,
but alternatives to doing a Bobbitt always come in useful :twisted:

1 Jun 2006

My eyes are watering, he is supposed to go a year without having an orgasm, why?
Am I missing the point dunno

1 Jun 2006

:shock:

1 Jun 2006

Be careful with ice on genitals. You don't want to suffer frostbite.

1 Jun 2006

:notes: makes mental note: frostbite
:evil2:

1 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
:notes: makes mental note: frostbite
:evil2:

(Wear Gloves!! lol

)

1 Jun 2006

Quote by DeeCee
thanks dave J
it all sounds very involved doesnt it?

Yep and based on what I've read, I think I will continue my quest to make a successfull meringue before I try anything that sounds even more complicated.

1 Jun 2006

Quote by davej
thanks dave J
it all sounds very involved doesnt it?

Yep and based on what I've read, I think I will continue my quest to make a successfull merigue before I try anything that sounds even more complicated.
You make yours into a meringue?? confused

1 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Off to find ice :twisted: :evil2:

I think he spends more time "over the road" than here.
"Last Online" : Two weeks ago . . . . . dunno

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1 Jun 2006

Quote by Mal
thanks dave J
it all sounds very involved doesnt it?

Yep and based on what I've read, I think I will continue my quest to make a successfull merigue before I try anything that sounds even more complicated.
You make yours into a meringue?? confused

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Shaz x

1 Jun 2006

Quote by davej
google is your friend

I'm getting a tad worried about your friends Dave confused

1 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
google is your friend

I'm getting a tad worried about your friends Dave confused

its the only fucker I've got left Sassy...summint about my bad language dunno

anyways I hadn't a clue what prostate milking was and being a nosey git just had to have a look...never too old to learn a new trick wink

1 Jun 2006

(This technique works best if the male if fastened down - it's very hard to get a man to stay still when his genitals are being frozen.)

:shock:

1 Jun 2006

Quote by Sarah
(This technique works best if the male if fastened down - it's very hard to get a man to stay still when his genitals are being frozen.)

:shock:
thats definately made me mind up then, I don't care how good it is no bugger is nailing me to a bench

1 Jun 2006

Had this done about 20 odd years ago in Hospital.... Male nurse who was about 60 and had fingers the size of Bannanas ........ resulting in a milked prostate a red face and no desire to try again redface

Seen Road Trip and thought it odd he enjoyed lol!! maybe missing something here??
Mike ......

1 Jun 2006

Quote by mdr2000
Had this done about 20 odd years ago in Hospital.... Male nurse who was about 60 and had fingers the size of Bannanas ........ resulting in a milked prostate a red face and no desire to try again
Seen Road Trip and thought it odd he enjoyed lol!! maybe missing something here??
Mike ......

:rotflmao:
a picture has formed

1 Jun 2006

Quote by Tania
Milking the prostate is similar to titilating a woman's G-spot. Basically you stick a finger up his ass, hook it so it points to his balls, move your finger till you feel something hard when you press. That is the prostate gland. Then keep pressing it till the milk comes out. It is ejaculation without orgasm. One way to keep your man faithful to you, I hear. I have never performed the operation myself as I like to see them cum, and hear them grunt, and watch their faces.

Tania you are my kind of woman. Where have you been all my life. ;-)
(Please don't say hiding) lol

1 Jun 2006

Quote by davej
google is your friend

I'm getting a tad worried about your friends Dave confused

its the only fucker I've got left Sassy...summint about my bad language dunno

anyways I hadn't a clue what prostate milking was and being a nosey git just had to have a look...never too old to learn a new trick wink

God I read the link and wondered if Dave had wote it himself lol lol. OMG well it certainly is food for thought ................. will need to read it again I think lol

1 Jun 2006

Quote by needaridenow
Tania you are my kind of woman. Where have you been all my life. ;-)
(Please don't say hiding)

OK. I won't. :lol:

1 Jun 2006

Quote by Tania

Tania you are my kind of woman. Where have you been all my life. ;-)
(Please don't say hiding)

OK. I won't. :lol:
I said tell me where have you been all my life, my venus of the dawn
she smiled and said well for the first twenty years I wasn't even born :!:
(Old Benny Hill song)
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