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...Lairdy to come with me to a club tonight? Not a swinging one as we don't have them up here confused
I'm in the party mood all of a sudden and want to go out :happy: He said I'm too old to go to a club :shock:
How do I change his mind or do I just give him a smack in the teeth? :grin: lol
Fee
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Unknown User
yup, violence...
'av it!
lp
Unknown User
Easy peasy.
You go upstairs, put on your deadliest sexy as hell outfit, and then come down saying "Im going out in 5, wether you're coming with me or not"
If that fails, try " So, you want to stay here & carry on flirting with Woo? Thats fine honey, I understand"
:thumbup:
Unknown User
Must admit I'm leaning towards that option at the moment London! lol
Fee
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Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
If that fails, try " So, you want to stay here & carry on flirting with Woo? Thats fine honey, I understand"
:thumbup:

rotflmao
I'm really starting to get concerned about those two! They're very lovey, dovey, touchy, feely recently! :giggle:
Fee
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Unknown User
Quote by LadyFeeBee
do I just give him a smack in the teeth? :grin: lol
Fee
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Seems reasonable to me dunno
You are never too old wink
Abilene
Orgasminator
Quote by Shireen
do I just give him a smack in the teeth? :grin: lol
Fee
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Seems reasonable to me dunno
You are never too old wink
I second that although I am concerned about this change in you. I remember you being so sweet and reserved.
* cough *
Unknown User
Quote by Abilene
I second that although I am concerned about this change in you. I remember you being so sweet and reserved.
* cough *

Yep thats me! *cough**cough* biggrin
Ok, its looking like Lairdy's getting a fat lip unless anyone wants to fight his corner for him dunno
No? Good! :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
unless anyone wants to fight his corner for him dunno
No? Good! :twisted:
Fee
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nope... but remember, when you form a fist, keepthe thumb on the outside.. wouldn't want to break it would we?
or use an impliment
lp
Unknown User
rotflmao I have my "Ihave an abscess on my tooth and I am in pain so dont piss me off" head on tonight wink :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by LondonPlaything
or use an impliment
lp

Frying pan?? dunno It not only has the desired effect as a suitable impliment, it has a very nice loud thwack whichis very satisfying :smug:
Unknown User
Quote by Shireen
Frying pan?? dunno It not only has the desired effect as a suitable impliment, it has a very nice loud thwack whichis very satisfying :smug:

:grin:
I'm liking your thinking Shireen! The accoustics are very important when you are giving your other half a "doin'"! lol
Jeez how Glaswegian did I just sound there! :giggle:
Fee
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Unknown User
Whoo! Or was that Woo Hoo? dunno
Get your glad rags on Fee- just had your beloved in my inbox- and as he didn't disagree that you should go out- he agreed, right?
Have a blast......:thumbup:
Unknown User
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'm liking your thinking Shireen! The accoustics are very important when you are giving your other half a "doin'"! lol

Absolutely... No point giving them a damn good "doin" if you dont get the accoustics... You just dont get that satisfied feeling otherwise :grin:
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
Whoo! Or was that Woo Hoo? dunno

:giggle:
Quote by winchwench
Get your glad rags on Fee- just had your beloved in my inbox- and as he didn't disagree that you should go out- he agreed, right?

You could be right! Does that apply to everything he doesn't actually disagree with d'ya think?
*got thinking cap on now!*
Fee
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Unknown User
Absolutely- now go get glammed up gal! And as I said to him, have a dance for me :happy:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Warm his slippers, stoke his pipe, settle the spaniels infront of the hearth.
Go upstairs, put ya predation kit on, and get out on the pull girl wink
the devil made me say it innocent
:lol2:
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
Warm his slippers, stoke his pipe, settle the spaniels infront of the hearth.
Go upstairs, put ya predation kit on, and get out on the pull girl wink
the devil made me say it innocent
:lol2:

Yay... long live the devil!! :giggle:
Fee
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Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Warm his slippers, stoke his pipe, settle the spaniels infront of the hearth.
Go upstairs, put ya predation kit on, and get out on the pull girl wink
the devil made me say it innocent
:lol2:

Yay... long live the devil!! :giggle:
Fee
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rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Woohoo
Mod
Just give me a phone Fee I will take you and then I will slag him the rest of the year for it too lol
Just remember to wear your flat shoes rolleyes
Woo
the_Laird
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
Just remember to wear your flat shoes rolleyes
Woo

And walk on her knees???
Woohoo
Mod
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'm really starting to get concerned about those two! They're very lovey, dovey, touchy, feely recently! :giggle:
Fee
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Hoi
I'm just sooking up tae him to get near your gorgeous ass and hes sooking up to me to get near my gf.
Or so he says!! <woo puts back against wall and stays there til laird goes a long way away rolleyes
woo
Woohoo
Mod
Quote by the_Laird
And walk on her knees???

Woohooo!!! Fee on her knees mmmmmm now what could she do there.
rolleyes rolleyes
probably stare over my head
woo
Unknown User
Quote by woohoo
Just remember to wear your flat shoes rolleyes
Woo

lol Someone my own height makes it much easier to shag against the wall (if you're so inclined wink )
Quote by woohoo
<woo puts back against wall and stays there til laird goes a long way away rolleyes
woo

Don't worry, I'll keep him out of the way. Just about to put him to good use in the bedroom and he's not going to be hanging wallpaper wink lol
Fee
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Woohoo
Mod
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Don't worry, I'll keep him out of the way. Just about to put him to good use in the bedroom and he's not going to be hanging wallpaper wink lol
Fee
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Good idea gorgeous!!
Hes the right height to paint the ceiling. rolleyes
OO same height as me too,result, woohoo (rats ra gemme)
(for the glasweigian burd in you)
lol lol
Unknown User
Quote by woohoo
OO same height as me too,result, woohoo (rats ra gemme)
(for the glasweigian burd in you)
lol lol

rotflmao
Cheers! wink
Fee
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Quote by Scandal
Don't mention the wall!!!
;)

lol
Spoilsport! You know what it does to me wink
Fee
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Unknown User
Just tell him he's old and decrepid cool
blueandpink
Sex God
Fee you're never too old! I'd have taken you out! Left Lairdy and Blue (and Woo it seems) at home talking pipe and slippers rolleyes
pink x
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