How to post on SH . . . ((( Revised Edition . . . )))

23 Nov 2004

posting in a vaguely humourous, or at least not in complete feckin' rant mode, strategies . . . ((( Revised Edition. Volume 2 etc etc )))

log in to SH.
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
read the odd thread for a bit . . .
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
read the selected thread again to make sure you understand it . . .
misunderstand the post completely
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
say to self is he / she taking the piss?
say to self no i'm sure he / she ain't taking the piss! read it again.
say to self you sure? looks like a feckin' piss take to me! :mad:
say to self no FFS he / she ain't taking the feckin' piss ok! chill out ok!
say to self don't you feckin' tell me what to do
say to self WTF you on about?
say to self you know feckin' damn well what the fuck i'm on about! don't push it ok! :mad:
say to self i think nows a good time to log out mate.
say to self oh yeah! well just watch this!
say to self noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
fire off complete feckin' rant
say to self feck i'm knackered, i'm off to bed!
wake up
log in to SH.
read the odd thread for a bit . . .
find previous threads to check if you got a quote or owt
find replies
say to self WTF i didn't say that did i?
say to self yep you feckin' numptie you did indeed!
say to self bollox! can i delete it?
say to self WTF you think? it's already been quoted! ask 'em nicely maybe they'll delete it? :roll:
say to self bollox!!!!!!!
say to self how the fuck am i gonna wriggle outta that one then eh?
say to self fuck knows you bloody wrote it mate. this one's on your toes fella!
say to self bollox!!!!!!!
begin a stream of consciousness thing . . .
read what you've written
wonder WTF are you on about
hit DELETE or something
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
start typing
finish typing
say to self i really don't wanna post this do i?
say to self well you can hardly make it any fuckin' worse can you?
click SUBMIT
click that view your post button i forgot what it looks like
say to self s'ok mate that'll do!
wait for replies
don't understand the replies
try again to actually understand replies
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
*DO NOT* under any circumstances fire off complete feckin' rant
fire off complete feckin' rant
wait for replies
read replies in a calm and adult, reasonable manner
say to self *DO NOT*under any circumstancesfire off complete feckin' rant
fire off complete feckin' rant
send supremely apologetic PM
log out

that's it! :roll:
neil x x x ;-)

23 Nov 2004

Well at least we know what you've been doing since you where away.
Welcome back, even we missed your presence.......and we've never met!

23 Nov 2004

Nice post Neil kiss

Dawn :silly:

23 Nov 2004

Now we truely know Neil is back with us in all his glory

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Tracy-Jayne

23 Nov 2004

So it's true then. There really isn't any life ouside SH Towers? :shock: :shock:
:twisted: :twisted:

23 Nov 2004

Is this a piss take?? ( she wonders, whilst pouring another vodka!!) wink

23 Nov 2004

Quote by mellow
Is this a piss take?? ( she wonders, whilst pouring another vodka!!)

No, I rather think it's the highlights of the last couple of weeks of Neil's life on SH lol

T-J

24 Nov 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice one!
You have a PM! :lol:

24 Nov 2004

Neil - a magnificent epic! - I promise to abide by it to the letter rolleyes

24 Nov 2004

Nice one, Neil. Good to see you haven't lost your ability for bollox during your flounce.

24 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
posting in a vaguely humourous, or at least not in complete feckin' rant mode, strategies . . . ((( Revised Edition. Volume 2 etc etc )))

log in to SH.
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
read the odd thread for a bit . . .
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
read the selected thread again to make sure you understand it . . .
misunderstand the post completely
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
say to self is he / she taking the piss?
say to self no i'm sure he / she ain't taking the piss! read it again.
say to self you sure? looks like a feckin' piss take to me! :mad:
say to self no FFS he / she ain't taking the feckin' piss ok! chill out ok!
say to self don't you feckin' tell me what to do
say to self WTF you on about?
say to self you know feckin' damn well what the fuck i'm on about! don't push it ok! :mad:
say to self i think nows a good time to log out mate.
say to self oh yeah! well just watch this!
say to self noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
fire off complete feckin' rant
say to self feck i'm knackered, i'm off to bed!
wake up
log in to SH.
read the odd thread for a bit . . .
find previous threads to check if you got a quote or owt
find replies
say to self WTF i didn't say that did i?
say to self yep you feckin' numptie you did indeed!
say to self bollox! can i delete it?
say to self WTF you think? it's already been quoted! ask 'em nicely maybe they'll delete it? :roll:
say to self bollox!!!!!!!
say to self how the fuck am i gonna wriggle outta that one then eh?
say to self fuck knows you bloody wrote it mate. this one's on your toes fella!
say to self bollox!!!!!!!
begin a stream of consciousness thing . . .
read what you've written
wonder WTF are you on about
hit DELETE or something
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
start typing
finish typing
say to self i really don't wanna post this do i?
say to self well you can hardly make it any fuckin' worse can you?
click SUBMIT
click that view your post button i forgot what it looks like
say to self s'ok mate that'll do!
wait for replies
don't understand the replies
try again to actually understand replies
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
*DO NOT* under any circumstances fire off complete feckin' rant
fire off complete feckin' rant
wait for replies
read replies in a calm and adult, reasonable manner
say to self *DO NOT* under any circumstances fire off complete feckin' rant
fire off complete feckin' rant
send supremely apologetic PM
log out

that's it! :roll:
neil x x x ;-)

You've done all that soul searching two thousand six hundred and forty three times?
Sod that for a laugh, 'Publish and be damned' is my motto. :twisted:

24 Nov 2004

oi!
are you takin' the feckin' piss or what?
smackbottom

look! it's purely a hypothetical How to post thing ok! :mad:
i hope you know me beter than to imagine for one minute that a single post i might make could possibly have an element of truth in it! :mad:
every single post NiL has ever made has been pure bollox ok! stop reading between the lines ok! :mad:
oh and Ice Pie? cheers for the bump! think we understand each other? ;)
n x x x x ;)

24 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
beter

Maybe you need a speel-chucker.
Yes, I am taking the piss above just for fun :twisted: but I'm not, below.
Awesome post, well done! /me makes notes to read your reminder every night before going to bed. After several bottles of stella. Before making loads of edits to posts made that night. After getting thoroughly, utterly confuzzleplexed. Before going insane.
biggrin

24 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
posting in a vaguely humourous, or at least not in complete feckin' rant mode, strategies . . . ((( Revised Edition. Volume 2 etc etc )))

log in to SH.
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
read the odd thread for a bit . . .
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
read the selected thread again to make sure you understand it . . .
misunderstand the post completely
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
say to self is he / she taking the piss?
say to self no i'm sure he / she ain't taking the piss! read it again.
say to self you sure? looks like a feckin' piss take to me! :mad:
say to self no FFS he / she ain't taking the feckin' piss ok! chill out ok!
say to self don't you feckin' tell me what to do
say to self WTF you on about?
say to self you know feckin' damn well what the fuck i'm on about! don't push it ok! :mad:
say to self i think nows a good time to log out mate.
say to self oh yeah! well just watch this!
say to self noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
fire off complete feckin' rant
say to self feck i'm knackered, i'm off to bed!
wake up
log in to SH.
read the odd thread for a bit . . .
find previous threads to check if you got a quote or owt
find replies
say to self WTF i didn't say that did i?
say to self yep you feckin' numptie you did indeed!
say to self bollox! can i delete it?
say to self WTF you think? it's already been quoted! ask 'em nicely maybe they'll delete it? :roll:
say to self bollox!!!!!!!
say to self how the fuck am i gonna wriggle outta that one then eh?
say to self fuck knows you bloody wrote it mate. this one's on your toes fella!
say to self bollox!!!!!!!
begin a stream of consciousness thing . . .
read what you've written
wonder WTF are you on about
hit DELETE or something
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
start typing
finish typing
say to self i really don't wanna post this do i?
say to self well you can hardly make it any fuckin' worse can you?
click SUBMIT
click that view your post button i forgot what it looks like
say to self s'ok mate that'll do!
wait for replies
don't understand the replies
try again to actually understand replies
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
*DO NOT* under any circumstances fire off complete feckin' rant
fire off complete feckin' rant
wait for replies
read replies in a calm and adult, reasonable manner
say to self *DO NOT* under any circumstances fire off complete feckin' rant
fire off complete feckin' rant
send supremely apologetic PM
log out

that's it! :roll:
neil x x x ;-)

quality pure quality biggrin

24 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
stop reading between the lines ok! :mad:

Why? There's more of literary value there than on the bleedin lines. ;)