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HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again.
HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
Show up naked with food.
B
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You missed out the most important one for satifying a woman :shock:
CHOCOLATE!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
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You missed out the most important one for satifying a woman :shock:
CHOCOLATE!

Well I am a man rolleyes
We can't remember everything! banghead
Forgot to say, Its B, I managed to prise her off the site long enough to have a nose myself :giggle:
Glad you cleared that up otherwise you'd have the biggest man tits I've ever seen :shock:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Glad you cleared that up otherwise you'd have the biggest man tits I've ever seen :shock:
:giggle:

Lets face it. They are some of the biggest tits seen full stop, be it man or woman!! :giggle:
oh ffs I wish I hadn't started this. I'm getting confused already. Shoes Chocolate what next. jeez I would have been better off gay!
At least us men are easy to please!! lol :lol:
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oh ffs I wish I hadn't started this. I'm getting confused already. Shoes Chocolate what next. jeez I would have been better off gay!
At least us men are easy to please!! lol :lol:

Nah, one of you would have ended up with the girly demands and you'd still be buying shoes and chocolate :giggle:
Mine swears by champagne and stawberries...
she knows she is in for a good time when I come home with a cold bottle of bubbly ;) cool 8-) wink :wink:
Quote by foxyandbeasty
Show up naked with food.

Does it matter what kind of food, I always carry dog biscuits?
H.x
'Near' naked is better..... something to do while eating is handy! biggrin
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YOU FORGOT SHOES.....BUY HER SHOES....LOTS OF THEM
lol

I had just got shoes from my head and what happens rolleyes
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Quote by H-x

Show up naked with food.

Does it matter what kind of food, I always carry dog biscuits?
H.x
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