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How you get into dogging?
Sex God
Quote by rouse
I'm looking to get into the dogging scene. I'm a 29 yr old bloke from bristol looking to watch amd maybe join in with a couple while out in the open. Just wondering how I go about it. Anyone help?
1 get car
2 with tax
3 buy a dog
4ignore all above
theres bit on site about dogging places and advice hope you find something 
Sex God
not my type of thing
like comfort
like comfort
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'm looking to get into the dogging scene.... Just wondering how I go about it.
Here's what you don't do.....you don't go with me!
Not the most successful night I had but funny though :lol:
Good luck with it
Fee
XX
Yeah but it got a whole lot more exciting after we parked up for the night..........
:wink:
Sex God
Well for starters you have to send your CV in to NE Couple for perusal
Bloody hell im on a posting frenzy this morning!!
You could always get into it by accident like we did. we stopped at a local beauty spot by the sea in the North east, after getting a pizza nd some fried rice for the good lady. We (green as grass) turned on the interior light to eat said takeaway and as i was tucking into my first slice of magherita , Miss SRNE said "dont fooking turn around" (which immediately i did) to see a guy standing about 3 inches from my pizza slice and subsequently my gob, wanking off furiously!! :shock:
I wound the window up post haste hit the reverse gear and hight tailed out of there, pissing ourselves laughing and spilling our takeaway everywhere! Didn't even offer him a slice.
We recounted our tale to another couple we know (pre swinging days) who told us it was a "dogging site" we hadn't heard of it before but both got strangely aroused as they explained what went on there. Needles to say that little experience started us on the road to many a long boring night
You could always get into it by accident like we did. we stopped at a local beauty spot by the sea in the North east, after getting a pizza nd some fried rice for the good lady. We (green as grass) turned on the interior light to eat said takeaway and as i was tucking into my first slice of magherita , Miss SRNE said "dont fooking turn around" (which immediately i did) to see a guy standing about 3 inches from my pizza slice and subsequently my gob, wanking off furiously!! :shock:
I wound the window up post haste hit the reverse gear and hight tailed out of there, pissing ourselves laughing and spilling our takeaway everywhere! Didn't even offer him a slice.
We recounted our tale to another couple we know (pre swinging days) who told us it was a "dogging site" we hadn't heard of it before but both got strangely aroused as they explained what went on there. Needles to say that little experience started us on the road to many a long boring night
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big Gjust aint got the time
Well for starters you have to send your CV in to NE Couple for perusal
Quote by rouse
I'm looking to get into the dogging scene. I'm a 29 yr old bloke from bristol looking to watch amd maybe join in with a couple while out in the open. Just wondering how I go about it. Anyone help?
You advertise on the DOGGING forum.
Along with the 167,000 others.
You then don't get any response, so you go and sit in a/some/many carparks for decades waiting.
It has to be said. You are one of several hundred thousand guys who want a shag for nowt (yes, I know, you "just want to watch"....well, so did the others)
Failing that, you stay in this forum and get involved in the scene...going to munches, brunches and other things.
I know this is not of use to you if you meet the statistics of the other 167,000.
1. You're married.
2. Your wife doesn't know/care/understand you.
3. You want a quick shag.
Have fun. Somewhere.
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Here's what you don't do.....you don't go with me!
Not the most successful night I had but funny though :lol:
Good luck with it
Fee
XX
Am sure round two will be better!
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Here's what you don't do.....you don't go with me!
Not the most successful night I had but funny though :lol:
Good luck with it
Fee
XX
Am sure round two will be better!
:lol: Ok, we'll give it another go! We should have a better strategy next time though, like advertise what we're looking for or something equally sensible :giggle:
Fee
XX
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Here's what you don't do.....you don't go with me!
Not the most successful night I had but funny though :lol:
Good luck with it
Fee
XX
Am sure round two will be better!
:lol: Ok, we'll give it another go! We should have a better strategy next time though, like advertise what we're looking for or something equally sensible :giggle:
Fee
XX
What... you mean hold up a sign like the limo drivers do at the airport?? :giggle:
Shall we get a hat for Lairdy to go with his sign then?
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Here's what you don't do.....you don't go with me!
Not the most successful night I had but funny though :lol:
Good luck with it
Fee
XX
Am sure round two will be better!
:lol: Ok, we'll give it another go! We should have a better strategy next time though, like advertise what we're looking for or something equally sensible :giggle:
Fee
XX
fee omg you have compleated the ultimate sin, suggesting that DirtyGirlie does or is going to do anything sensible,,,,,,,,
lol sniggers
oh dear my arse is so dead when she reads this :::
)))Mike
Sex God
Have tried it a couple times over the last year or so but have to be honest, it's extremely random and I couldn't help but think to myself, "haven't I got better things to be doing than waste my evening like this?" ... so, not for me.
Oh...I dunno....it has its moments.
A new tv in the layby last night, and another 'old' tv (99 and 87%). Several truck drivers, a couple in a ford ("doan wan ani ole men"). A few police on a driveby, the regulars, a visiting dogg from another manor. That was the early evening/night shift. The early morning shift phoned me about an hour ago, he had a blow job off a small blond at 0230z. Maybe I'll change shift ?
It all depends on what you are and what you want. Some guys only show-up when they're broke and cannot afford a club. Most guys do this because they just don't like social do's and are happier just being "out". All this excludes the ones who cheat on their wives and prefer bareback. They just ain't worth worrying about.
A new tv in the layby last night, and another 'old' tv (99 and 87%). Several truck drivers, a couple in a ford ("doan wan ani ole men"). A few police on a driveby, the regulars, a visiting dogg from another manor. That was the early evening/night shift. The early morning shift phoned me about an hour ago, he had a blow job off a small blond at 0230z. Maybe I'll change shift ?
It all depends on what you are and what you want. Some guys only show-up when they're broke and cannot afford a club. Most guys do this because they just don't like social do's and are happier just being "out". All this excludes the ones who cheat on their wives and prefer bareback. They just ain't worth worrying about.
Quote by JTS
Oh...I dunno....it has its moments.
A new tv in the layby last night, and another 'old' tv (99 and 87%). Several truck drivers, a couple in a ford ("doan wan ani ole men"). A few police on a driveby, the regulars, a visiting dogg from another manor. That was the early evening/night shift. The early morning shift phoned me about an hour ago, he had a blow job off a small blond at 0230z. Maybe I'll change shift ?
It all depends on what you are and what you want. Some guys only show-up when they're broke and cannot afford a club. Most guys do this because they just don't like social do's and are happier just being "out". All this excludes the ones who cheat on their wives and prefer bareback. They just ain't worth worrying about.
I fecking hate fly tippers!
