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Quote by Vix
Having just woken up, again, I would like to comment on the chat-up line you tried, Chris.
But I can't remember it, as it is now on the previous page.

Well, let me just go and fetch it for you, I'd hate for you to have to put any effort in...
Quote by marmalaid
You need to perfect your chat-up lines, Chris.

Can I practice on you, Vix?
I'll start with this one...
"Hey, bird with the tits, fancy a shag? hump"
Reckon that'll work?
Chris
Quote by dambuster
Sneaky Marmalaid :P. Being that the youngun on here can I jump to the front of the queue? biggrin :D ;)

Go ahead, my young friend, be my guest.
By the way have you heard the story about the young bull?
Said by an "oldfart" wink
Sorry.... just love the smiley guy rolling on the floor........ lol
E.C. you need a better avatar hunni.......... a nice smiley one or a funny one... you look way too serious.....
equi-princess xxx
I know sad, but thats me at my best unless I have a big cheesy grin... screw it!! Big Cheesy grin avatar coming up.
Quote by dambuster
Said by an "oldfart" wink

I thought about mentioning you, sir, but I already knew the story...
Much respeck between us old farts biggrin
Lol, ahh the older folks... Actually your pretty much all older sad... I feel so young!
But ym cheesy grin shall save me, i think... I hope... i wish.
rotflmao
EC, Your new av looks like you've trapped your bolox in a draw
Quote by marmalaid
Having just woken up, again, I would like to comment on the chat-up line you tried, Chris.
But I can't remember it, as it is now on the previous page.

Well, let me just go and fetch it for you, I'd hate for you to have to put any effort in...
Good lad. You know I am old and poorly and you being younger, an' all.
Quote by etched Chaos
Lol, ahh the older folks... Actually your pretty much all older sad... I feel so young!
But ym cheesy grin shall save me, i think... I hope... i wish.

Fuck off, you grinning, wee fool!
*grumbles about youth of today, in a terribly old-fartish way*
redface Older people these days :P, always moaning :P... We're not all young tearaways biggrin... Some of us are just young :P.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
rotflmao
EC, Your new av looks like you've trapped your bolox in a draw

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EC, Welcome to the forum matey!
Drifter - old, but young at heart.
Thanks for the welcome smile.
Etched Chaos - Young but... I'm young lol, its bad enough as it is.
Quote by equi-princess
Sorry.... just love the smiley guy rolling on the floor........ lol
equi-princess xxx

Why - Thank you. Ma'am worship
EC - get your bollocks out of the knife drawer ffs ! !
Bit late now I know.....but
Welcome etched Chaos.
Hope you enjoy it here.
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