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marmalaid
Sex God

Smile and you might get some, gimboid!
Chris
(meant with kindness and affection to another human being)
:therethere:
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by etched Chaos
Thanks smile, I'll smile more often :).

Good on ya.
wink
Vix
Sex God
You need to perfect your chat-up lines, Chris.
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by Vix
You need to perfect your chat-up lines, Chris.

Can I practice on you, Vix?
I'll start with this one...
"Hey, bird with the tits, fancy a shag? hump"
Reckon that'll work?
Chris
etched__Chaos
Warming the Bed
Lol! Nice line...
I'll have to try it sometime :P.
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by etched Chaos
Lol! Nice line...
I'll have to try it sometime :P.

I'd wait to see if it works for Vix first.
Dino
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
Can I practice on you, Vix?
I'll start with this one...
"Hey, bird with the tits, fancy a shag? hump"
Reckon that'll work?
Chris
How could that possibly fail to work dunno , its beauty is in its simplicity.
If it doesnt work,,,, i`ll eat my hat wink
etched__Chaos
Warming the Bed
We're still waiting to see if it works :P, so you might wanna marinade that hat...
Fallen__Angel
Orgasminator
See?
I told you all you needed to do is smile
biggrin
:angel:
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by angelnn66
See?
I told you all you needed to do is smile
biggrin
:angel:

Hmmm, I'm begining to doubt that piece of advice, I'm always smiling and you've never PM'ed me...
sad
Quote by etched Chaos
That you did and I'm very thankful smile.

Try changing your avatar to a smiley one too... wink
etched__Chaos
Warming the Bed
Don;t worry Marmalaid, she never pmed me :P, and this is as smily as my pics get lol... I've no others that are better sad.
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by etched Chaos
Don;t worry Marmalaid, she never pmed me :P, and this is as smily as my pics get lol... I've no others that are better sad.

Well make one, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry.
Well make one, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, make one. :P
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
Got to say... the BEST chat up line I heard was the "have I had you yet" line
rotflmao :giggle:
bolt
etched__Chaos
Warming the Bed
LOL! Genius line, more guys should use it, I might get more action then ;).
Unknown User
Quote by tattyxpx
Got to say... the BEST chat up line I heard was the "have I had you yet" line
rotflmao :giggle:
bolt

and did it work tatty smile
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
redface yeah it did..........
bolt
Sxboy
Sex God
should try lets go home and ride your menstral cycle
works for me
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by tattyxpx
redface yeah it did..........
bolt

And do you think it would work again :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by marmalaid
redface yeah it did..........
bolt

And do you think it would work again :twisted:
rotflmao
etched__Chaos
Warming the Bed
Sneaky Marmalaid :P. Being that the youngun on here can I jump to the front of the queue? biggrin :D ;)
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by etched Chaos
Sneaky Marmalaid :P. Being that the youngun on here can I jump to the front of the queue? biggrin :D ;)

Go ahead, my young friend, be my guest.
By the way have you heard the story about the young bull?
Unknown User
Quote by marmalaid
Sneaky Marmalaid :P. Being that the youngun on here can I jump to the front of the queue? biggrin :D ;)

Go ahead, my young friend, be my guest.
By the way have you heard the story about the young bull?
Said by an "oldfart" wink
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
Quote by marmalaid
And do you think it would work again :twisted:

:gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
:angel: :thrilled:
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by etched Chaos
Hmmm, the young Bull? Remind me :P.

A young bull and an older bull were in a field neighbouring a field full of cows, the young bull spotted that the farmer had carelessly left the gate open to the cow field.
The young bull said to the older bull, "Let's run down there and shag one!"
The older bull said, "Why not just walk down there and you can shag the lot?"
Sxboy
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
Hmmm, the young Bull? Remind me :P.

A young bull and an older bull were in a field neighbouring a field full of cows, the young bull spotted that the farmer had carelessly left the gate open to the cow field.
The young bull said to the older bull, "Let's run down there and shag one!"
The older bull said, "Why not just walk down there and you can shag the lot?"
wise words old man..have you been making ads for orange ?
etched__Chaos
Warming the Bed
Ah yes, I remember that story... I quite agree with the wise older bulls words biggrin.
Vix
Sex God
Having just woken up, again, I would like to comment on the chat-up line you tried, Chris.
But I can't remember it, as it is now on the previous page.