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I seem to get dragged around the shops almost every weekend, I've now started to think............right this isn't a chore.........think about our ancestors, they used to go hunting and return with trophies.
It could be food on the table or something that showed their proweness.
So............todays man could be dragged hunting(shopping) and return with..........
Unknown User
a maxed out credit card
Unknown User
"Puppies on a roll!" WTF is that about?
Unknown User
A nice BMW M3 convertable dunno
Pete_sw
Sex God
a single bi-fem, now that would show some prowess :giggle:
Abilene
Orgasminator
Quote by Pete_sw
a single bi-fem, now that would show some prowess :giggle:

wave
Unknown User
So............todays man could be dragged hunting(shopping) and return with..........
A divorce?
Someone elses wife?
His mind intact?
Lil_Bunny
Sex God
Quote by lilacgem
A nice BMW M3 convertable dunno

With a personalised registration wink
Unknown User
Quote by Lil_Bunny
A nice BMW M3 convertable dunno

With a personalised registration wink
Wirth a full tank, It costs more.
willxx69
Sex God
Well, my first thought is "How do I keep Sappho away from Mr FC's new avatar?" dunno
Knowing her as well as I do, that's just the sort of chest and tummy she likes. Maybe the four of us should meet up again! :twisted: :twisted:
Will innocent
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
a single bi-fem, now that would show some prowess :giggle:

wave
hey sexy :wave:
we feel another visit to a certain pub coming on wink lol
Unknown User
Some nice massage oils then spend the evening using them on me wink
Maybe someone could go out and buy me a man who could actually do this for me :doh:
Pretty please? kiss
H__x
Sex God
Shoes.
(it's goose's birthday biggrin )
H.x
Gryphon
Master of Sex
Quote by Pete_sw
we feel another visit to a certain pub coming on wink lol

I keep hearing about these pubs - are you sure there's only one?!
It's obviously nowhere near me! sad
(oh, and the M3 would be OK, but I think I'd happily settle for an R32...)
G xx
:wink:
Unknown User
Wasn't sure what an R32 looked like so googled it confused

No wonder you prefer it to the M3 rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by lilacgem
Wasn't sure what an R32 looked like so googled it confused

No wonder you prefer it to the M3 rolleyes

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!
Was dragged out today and where were we going...............Mothercare to look for.... dunno
Well to be honest something for our Grandaughter cool but still need a trophy,
Lcd tv............some hi tech thingy.
returned with nothing....zilch :cry:
So tomorrow my friends is another day :P
super_nova
Sexlightened
Quote by Reikiradical
A nice BMW M3 convertable dunno

With a personalised registration wink
Wirth a full tank, It costs more.
and leather seats :dunno:
handsometype
Warming the Bed
Quote by Reikiradical
So............todays man could be dragged hunting(shopping) and return with..........
A divorce?
Someone elses wife?
His mind intact?
Have you seen the new range of divorced Barbies? Comes with Ken`s house, Ken`s car and Ken`s pension
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Some nice massage oils then spend the evening using them on me wink
Maybe someone could go out and buy me a man who could actually do this for me :doh:
Pretty please? kiss

No need to buy one hun, a little rent is fine (wink wink) lol
Unknown User
Quote by H-x
Shoes.
(it's goose's birthday biggrin )
H.x

Poor Goosey...... better make it sling backs then. Well almost!

Happy birthday....
Gryphon
Master of Sex
Quote by lilacgem
Wasn't sure what an R32 looked like so googled it confused

No wonder you prefer it to the M3 rolleyes

!! lol
Wasn't quite what I had in mind - but it'll do!! :twisted:
Does she come with air-con? :shock:
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Some nice massage oils then spend the evening using them on me wink
Maybe someone could go out and buy me a man who could actually do this for me :doh:
Pretty please? kiss

Sassy!!!! Did you say MAN blink
Love
FIRE xx
Unknown User
Quote by mdr2000
Shoes.
(it's goose's birthday biggrin )
H.x

Poor Goosey...... better make it sling backs then. Well almost!

Happy birthday....
OOOH someone say shoes :lickface:
Slingback are good but anything with a strap over just like those as it happens :grin:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: