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But you missed out the most obvious and ANNOYING one of all...
...... ASL
But you missed out the most obvious and ANNOYING one of all...
...... ASL
Sex God
lololol
the reason i have such an imaginative nick, is cos i was sick of seeing a/s/l and m/f in an unrequested pvt . . . . and you know what? it still happens :doh:
used to use a pvt blocker that just gave me the opening line, but it's more fun letting 'em witter on for a bit . . . . :lol:
n x x x ;-)
the reason i have such an imaginative nick, is cos i was sick of seeing a/s/l and m/f in an unrequested pvt . . . . and you know what? it still happens :doh:
used to use a pvt blocker that just gave me the opening line, but it's more fun letting 'em witter on for a bit . . . . :lol:
n x x x ;-)
Orgasminator
:haha: classic!
Sorry to say this Gurl, but even I get that prob, and I am a guy !!!
Its just so sad that there are so many insecure blokes out there that have to hide behind a screen and act all macho.
I bet a pound to a penny, anyone who starts with stuff like a/s/l is sitting there next to a large box of kleenex, proberbly with a web cam aimed at their nether reigons and if they ever do arrange a meet, they will email the next day with some lame excuse for leaving you waiting ( not relising that you didnt waste the time and had a great time with them other blokes who did turn up)
I must admit tho, when I was in my prime ( not that many years ago lol) i had a line which went like...' hi, do you like kids?.....you do?.....great....wana go halfs on one ?'
Still trying to work out why it didnt work !!
Paul
Its just so sad that there are so many insecure blokes out there that have to hide behind a screen and act all macho.
I bet a pound to a penny, anyone who starts with stuff like a/s/l is sitting there next to a large box of kleenex, proberbly with a web cam aimed at their nether reigons and if they ever do arrange a meet, they will email the next day with some lame excuse for leaving you waiting ( not relising that you didnt waste the time and had a great time with them other blokes who did turn up)
I must admit tho, when I was in my prime ( not that many years ago lol) i had a line which went like...' hi, do you like kids?.....you do?.....great....wana go halfs on one ?'
Still trying to work out why it didnt work !!
Paul
Sex God
Quote by gurl
Over the years I have visited many chat rooms....Yes I know, I should get a life !!!
But, quite often I have entered a chat room and before I have even spoken to anyone I have received an uninvited whisper/private message from someone in the chat.
Now thats ok...sometimes I will answer if the person is polite and seems interesting.
Usually they are not............But humorous, yes....
The following are just a selection of a few 'opening lines' I have received from other people in chat rooms.
Remember on all occasions I have not yet spoken in the room but in some chats do have a profile and photograph..(I have removed all these peoples chat names from these messages)
A: hello
A: how are you ?
A: do you want to see my penis ?
A: 16/m
B: are you some kind of psycho-analyst?
C: You are lovely, care to chat with a well bred but naked man?
D: what a great look...thanks for sharing
E: I love that sassy look gurl
F: do you want me to do a striptease? I am spanish guy living in belfast
G: may I be your slave? either physically or financially used by you?
H: can I please be your bitch ill take any kinky order u say?
I: u have a very Mono Lisa type smile in your pic, almost as if you r thinking I know something u don't
J: evenin gurl, u like it up the batty?
K: let me taste you
And finally I stepped away from my pc for a minute to find this message on my return
L: do u wanna cyber
L: well
L: plz
L: don't be shy
L: u know u wanna
L: r u frigget
L: i think u r
L: don't make me talk to my self
L: come on i'm naked and got a hard on
L: don't make me do it alone
L: u rude bitch
L has left the conversation.
Damn !!!...how did I let that one get away??? He was such a smooth talker and seemed to know all the right things to say.
- just a 'frigget' gurl
Ok, not quite the same and a little old, but it still makes me giggle.
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK.
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes smiling. My hand works it's way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidently rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm sorry. really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! YEEEE!!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties!
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on your ...ummmm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. wait it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hallway.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately, our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my..you know.. thing..in your..you know.. women's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your Neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me Now!
Wellhung: I'm Flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face. My wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No Wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtains on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to Hell! I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh Noooooooooo!
Sweetheart: -logged off-
Quote by neilinleeds
lololol
the reason i have such an imaginative nick, is cos i was sick of seeing a/s/l and m/f in an unrequested pvt . . . . and you know what? it still happens :doh:
used to use a pvt blocker that just gave me the opening line, but it's more fun letting 'em witter on for a bit . . . . :lol:
n x x x ;-)
Ahh but Neil
You have only answered the location, so all I have to ask is A/S ?
Sex God
alex.
i entirely take your point, but i could never remember if it was neil35inleedsm or neilinleeds35lookimafeckingblokeokandnoimnotbiffs etc etc. and besides i do like to leave something to the imagination you know!
neil x x x ;-)
i entirely take your point, but i could never remember if it was neil35inleedsm or neilinleeds35lookimafeckingblokeokandnoimnotbiffs etc etc. and besides i do like to leave something to the imagination you know!
neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
well alex.
it can hardly be said that i left anything whatsoever to the imagination at the NW! but i'm a bit eager meself <<< nudge nudge, wink wink, eh?? >>>
neil x x x x ;-)
it can hardly be said that i left anything whatsoever to the imagination at the NW! but i'm a bit eager meself <<< nudge nudge, wink wink, eh?? >>>
neil x x x x ;-)
Sex God
alex.
possibly i had my back to you at the time ((( how foolish of me!!! ))) nobody else missed i can tell you! never gonna live it down ffs!
neil x x x ;-)
possibly i had my back to you at the time ((( how foolish of me!!! ))) nobody else missed i can tell you! never gonna live it down ffs!
neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
judy.
if ever in my life i had what could be described as street cred, certainly i'm not aware of it! i have an altogether different reputation around these parts!
hotel plans are in hand i assure you! searching for a roomie as we speak!
neil x x x ;-)
if ever in my life i had what could be described as street cred, certainly i'm not aware of it! i have an altogether different reputation around these parts!
hotel plans are in hand i assure you! searching for a roomie as we speak!
neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
well judy!
possibly i had my back to you too
but my fruits are sadly not that delightful! i shall attempt to drink rather less ((( i know i know, where you heard that one before eh??? ))) at the notts, just to try and regain a tarnished reputation!
it's a sad story i know, but there you have it!
neil x x ;-)
possibly i had my back to you too
but my fruits are sadly not that delightful! i shall attempt to drink rather less ((( i know i know, where you heard that one before eh??? ))) at the notts, just to try and regain a tarnished reputation!it's a sad story i know, but there you have it!
neil x x ;-)
Quote by Silk and Big G
Over the years I have visited many chat rooms....Yes I know, I should get a life !!!
But, quite often I have entered a chat room and before I have even spoken to anyone I have received an uninvited whisper/private message from someone in the chat.
Now thats ok...sometimes I will answer if the person is polite and seems interesting.
Usually they are not............But humorous, yes....
The following are just a selection of a few 'opening lines' I have received from other people in chat rooms.
Remember on all occasions I have not yet spoken in the room but in some chats do have a profile and photograph..(I have removed all these peoples chat names from these messages)
A: hello
A: how are you ?
A: do you want to see my penis ?
A: 16/m
B: are you some kind of psycho-analyst?
C: You are lovely, care to chat with a well bred but naked man?
D: what a great look...thanks for sharing
E: I love that sassy look gurl
F: do you want me to do a striptease? I am spanish guy living in belfast
G: may I be your slave? either physically or financially used by you?
H: can I please be your bitch ill take any kinky order u say?
I: u have a very Mono Lisa type smile in your pic, almost as if you r thinking I know something u don't
J: evenin gurl, u like it up the batty?
K: let me taste you
And finally I stepped away from my pc for a minute to find this message on my return
L: do u wanna cyber
L: well
L: plz
L: don't be shy
L: u know u wanna
L: r u frigget
L: i think u r
L: don't make me talk to my self
L: come on i'm naked and got a hard on
L: don't make me do it alone
L: u rude bitch
L has left the conversation.
Damn !!!...how did I let that one get away??? He was such a smooth talker and seemed to know all the right things to say.
- just a 'frigget' gurl
Ok, not quite the same and a little old, but it still makes me giggle.
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK.
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes smiling. My hand works it's way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidently rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm sorry. really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! YEEEE!!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties!
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on your ...ummmm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. wait it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hallway.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately, our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my..you know.. thing..in your..you know.. women's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your Neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me Now!
Wellhung: I'm Flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face. My wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No Wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtains on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to Hell! I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh Noooooooooo!
Sweetheart: -logged off-
pmsl
Quote by Silk and Big G
Over the years I have visited many chat rooms....Yes I know, I should get a life !!!
But, quite often I have entered a chat room and before I have even spoken to anyone I have received an uninvited whisper/private message from someone in the chat.
Now thats ok...sometimes I will answer if the person is polite and seems interesting.
Usually they are not............But humorous, yes....
The following are just a selection of a few 'opening lines' I have received from other people in chat rooms.
Remember on all occasions I have not yet spoken in the room but in some chats do have a profile and photograph..(I have removed all these peoples chat names from these messages)
A: hello
A: how are you ?
A: do you want to see my penis ?
A: 16/m
B: are you some kind of psycho-analyst?
C: You are lovely, care to chat with a well bred but naked man?
D: what a great look...thanks for sharing
E: I love that sassy look gurl
F: do you want me to do a striptease? I am spanish guy living in belfast
G: may I be your slave? either physically or financially used by you?
H: can I please be your bitch ill take any kinky order u say?
I: u have a very Mono Lisa type smile in your pic, almost as if you r thinking I know something u don't
J: evenin gurl, u like it up the batty?
K: let me taste you
And finally I stepped away from my pc for a minute to find this message on my return
L: do u wanna cyber
L: well
L: plz
L: don't be shy
L: u know u wanna
L: r u frigget
L: i think u r
L: don't make me talk to my self
L: come on i'm naked and got a hard on
L: don't make me do it alone
L: u rude bitch
L has left the conversation.
Damn !!!...how did I let that one get away??? He was such a smooth talker and seemed to know all the right things to say.
- just a 'frigget' gurl
Ok, not quite the same and a little old, but it still makes me giggle.
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK.
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes smiling. My hand works it's way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidently rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm sorry. really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! YEEEE!!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties!
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on your ...ummmm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. wait it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hallway.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately, our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my..you know.. thing..in your..you know.. women's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your Neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me Now!
Wellhung: I'm Flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face. My wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No Wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtains on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to Hell! I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh Noooooooooo!
Sweetheart: -logged off-
DAM Silk... ya didnt have to tell everyone bout us?? sheesh... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh... soz read the wrong one.. not me .. dont shop at Walmart, not 6'3...or 250lbs...
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