I aint a hooker!!!

27 May 2010

So I was in the chatrooms the other day (cos I live there) and a guy whispers to me:
"I'll give you a grand if you will sleep with me" :shock:
Openly in the room I said "I am not a hooker and no I wont sleep with you for a grand" to which he replied (again in whispers) "Discretion, I like that ... offer stands"
OMG!!!!
Now since swinging, I have been asked to drink used cooking oil though a straw (I think we all remember that one), I have been asked if I will piss on someone (each to their own) but ffs, I aint a hooker!!
What bizarre propositions have you had since swinging??
Please dont move this to the chatroom forum, I know this happened in chat but I'm asking about swinging in general not just in the chatrooms.

27 May 2010

What his name i will lol

and im straight :lol:

27 May 2010

Once sent underwear to a guy off fighting in Iraq, and that was before I joined SH lol

27 May 2010

I'm guessing he would have run a mile if you'd agreed and arranged to meet. LOL
I haven't had wierd propositions (sadly). But I've had plenty of unwanted whispers from people who imagine I will drive from Derby to Edinburgh (or wherever) at 11 at night to have sex with a bloke who has sat on cam wanking for the last 4 hours.

27 May 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
am i the only person who would have said yes?

Nope. I've always reckoned that since I love sex and (I am told) I'm pretty good at it - I would love to get paid for that in the same was as I get paid for my day-job. Not every time of course, but the fact is, good sex is a skill and skills should be rewarded. biggrin

I have absolutely no problem with consenting adults exchanging money for sex. The problem lies in the coercion, violence, dangers to health etc. Not the sex + money part.

27 May 2010

Quote by Funlovers2009
So I was in the chatrooms the other day (cos I live there) and a guy whispers to me:
"I'll give you a grand if you will sleep with me" :shock:

Let us know who said it, which room and when and we will have a word with him.
Although I should point out that I'm not offering myself up to him.

27 May 2010

A grand to sleep, what will he have paid for sex?

27 May 2010

Quote by st3v3
So I was in the chatrooms the other day (cos I live there) and a guy whispers to me:
"I'll give you a grand if you will sleep with me" :shock:

Let us know who said it, which room and when and we will have a word with him.
Although I should point out that I'm not offering myself up to him.
Oh I cant remember, I've slept since then lol

27 May 2010

At least some swingers have morals I suppose.
bolt

27 May 2010

Quote by st3v3
So I was in the chatrooms the other day (cos I live there) and a guy whispers to me:
"I'll give you a grand if you will sleep with me" :shock:

Let us know who said it, which room and when and we will have a word with him.
Although I should point out that I'm not offering myself up to him.
Oh I cant remember, I've slept since then lol

27 May 2010

Quote by kentswingers777
At least some swingers have morals I suppose.

Of course. I'm glad you agree that taking fair pay for a job well done is as good a moral position as any old moral high ground. biggrin

27 May 2010

hiya
you prob got asked in the chat room as alot on here are escorts or hookers as most know, but advertise on different sites for that
jo x

27 May 2010

Quote by Gillianthe1st
A grand to sleep, what will he have paid for sex?

Sex, what kind of pervert do you think I am?

28 May 2010

he may have missed out the word piano, afer grand.
that i can do without.

28 May 2010

i've had a guy offer money to take photos of my boobs silly

hwoar:
rather odd but i did say no i mean he could do it for free ffs but his kink is paying for it each to their own i guess

28 May 2010

Quote by bouncy332
i've had a guy offer money to take photos of my boobs hwoar:
rather odd but i did say no i mean he could do it for free ffs but his kink is paying for it each to their own i guess

Cant blame him really, you do have great boobs :twisted:

28 May 2010

Not been asked to do anything unusual for a year or so but a while back Shaz was asked to do a poop in a sandwich box and post it to someone for a bit of money, what he would of done with it I have no idea, maybe having his mother-in-law round for dinner? lol

Also someone offered to pay for an all expenses paid holiday to swing with them, sounded a bit dodgy to me
Tony ;-)

28 May 2010

Quote by st3v3
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Although I should point out that I'm not offering myself up to him.

Good idea St3v3. Play hard to get and drive the price up. :thumbup: :giggle: rotflmao

28 May 2010

Quote by
A grand to sleep, what will he have paid for sex?

Sex, what kind of pervert do you think I am?
pop into my box later and tell me lol

28 May 2010

Back when I was little younger and still a single fem, I was offered cash, presents, nights out and free holidays. I never did take any of them tho as it always felt kind of seedy and not in a good way! lol

28 May 2010

Quote by Gillianthe1st
Once sent underwear to a guy off fighting in Iraq, and that was before I joined SH lol

When i was there in 2003 i had a pen pal send me some to rotflmao

28 May 2010

Mrs Lost has been asked several times to smoke, fully clothed, for someone in a pvt chat room while he wanked
Had a couple of offers of cash and an offer of doing a blue movie for £400 too.

28 May 2010

Quote by meon
Once sent underwear to a guy off fighting in Iraq, and that was before I joined SH lol

When i was there in 2003 i had a pen pal send me some to rotflmao

Wasnt you cos he was older lol Phew!!

29 May 2010

Quote by Shaz_and_Tony
Not been asked to do anything unusual for a year or so but a while back Shaz was asked to do a poop in a sandwich box and post it to someone for a bit of money, what he would of done with it I have no idea, maybe having his mother-in-law round for dinner?
Also someone offered to pay for an all expenses paid holiday to swing with them, sounded a bit dodgy to me
Tony ;-)

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30 May 2010

before computers we had the swinging mags, me and my ex had an advert in there with a picture of my ex in some black knickers they had silver sequins, a guy wrote to us and in the letter was £10 .. the letter wrote i want to put those pants across my face as i wank !!
he also said they had to be used and smell of sex .... i though poor guy, well i had his tenner and i thought that would do for some beer, so i went to the draw and found the said knickers..
problem was they were clean and smelled of conditioner, my ex was away for a few days working on a course, so i wanked and spunked in the gusset and smeared it all in,so i popped them in the post for him !!
5 days later got more letters from the swinging magazine and one from the same guy, he sent a pic of himself wanking and the knickers stretched over his face with the gusset across his nose..... sniffing my cum !! we laughed all night ..!!!
the magazine we were in was called 'stilleto heel' anyone remember it ?

30 May 2010

Quote by 69xtc
before computers we had the swinging mags, me and my ex had an advert in there with a picture of my ex in some black knickers they had silver sequins, a guy wrote to us and in the letter was £10 .. the letter wrote i want to put those pants across my face as i wank !!
he also said they had to be used and smell of sex .... i though poor guy, well i had his tenner and i thought that would do for some beer, so i went to the draw and found the said knickers..
problem was they were clean and smelled of conditioner, my ex was away for a few days working on a course, so i wanked and spunked in the gusset and smeared it all in,so i popped them in the post for him !!
5 days later got more letters from the swinging magazine and one from the same guy, he sent a pic of himself wanking and the knickers stretched over his face with the gusset across his nose..... sniffing my cum !! we laughed all night ..!!!
the magazine we were in was called 'stilleto heel' anyone remember it ?

:giggle:

30 May 2010

Quote by Gillianthe1st
A grand to sleep, what will he have paid for sex?

Sex, what kind of pervert do you think I am?
pop into my box later and tell me lolI would luv to pop into yor box :twisted: