i am 1 hard core geezer !!!

31 Aug 2004

i went to a night club last night got home at 3 45 was up at 515 then started work at 6 so now im dying !!! any lovley ladies willing to give me big cuddles??

31 Aug 2004

:roll: :roll: :doh:

31 Aug 2004

I was expecting porn here dunno

Well how disappointed do i feel............................................ rolleyes

31 Aug 2004

Quote by the funk
i went to a night club last night got home at 3 45 was up at 515 then started work at 6 ....

You'll grow out of it, pet. As age and experience dawn on you, you'll gradually learn the best thing to do is just to stay up all night wink

31 Aug 2004

Oh i could say something, but wont,
Yes my friend you are so Hardcore worship

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31 Aug 2004

WIMP!!
Ive spent the day with my two young kids, driven to Manchester, went up Canal St, then clubbing until 4am, got back to hotel 5am, up at 9am to drove back home to Herts, to spend the day with the kids!!
Beat that!! :P

31 Aug 2004

Luxury !!!!!
I got up an hour before I went to bed, licked road clean .........................
:shock: lol

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31 Aug 2004

oh Sarge I only came in cause I thought you had done another limerick
There once was a well hardcore geezer ....

31 Aug 2004

Sorry Sarge, i was up two hours before you, not only that id been clubbing for 6 weeks 24/7 without sleep and had nothing to eat, honest, so I licked the road clean, thats why it was easy for you! lol

31 Aug 2004

Well, I've been up since the dawn of time and multi-tasked my way through every day of my adult-life. I've wiped elderly arses in nursing homes, my kids backside and when I actually have time to go to the bloody toilet I do my own as well.
And I'm on my own AND I'm a student - a swotty one at that - I haven't stepped foot in the union bar.
Now that's hardcore!

31 Aug 2004

lol
there was me gettin all excited
but well done mate
i take my hat off to ya

31 Aug 2004

Oh yeah? Well I'm on my 2nd mug of ovaltine tonight... and I might even have 3! If I'm hardcore enough... :lol2:

1 Sep 2004

Marya, any chance of doing some ironing for me, im sure you could fit it in, lol

1 Sep 2004

Hardcore? .... you ain't seen nothing yet lol

:twisted: :shock:

1 Sep 2004

Quote by Wilki
Marya, any chance of doing some ironing for me, im sure you could fit it in,

I love ironing, actually. I hate doing the garden though - fancy trading?
Timo - Ovaltine? Ovaltine?!?! And you call yourself hardcore? Get down Morrisons and buy some Horlicks now!

1 Sep 2004

Quote by Marya
I love ironing!

:loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon:

1 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
:roll: :roll: :doh:

:doh: indeed!
Marya You need therapy lol

How can anyone like ironing? I've literally thrown shirts away because I couldn't bring myself to ironing them :!:

1 Sep 2004

I stroked a horse once dunno

1 Sep 2004

would love to play that with ya babes strip pool that is !!