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I AM a hooker.

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Just to get into the spirit of things, I can tell you that I am proud to be a hooker.
I used to be a second row prop but my knees aren't all that good any more.
Steve (in silly mood as usual)
lol, I bet you feel a lot better now thats out in the open ??
Quote by Parrot
Just to get into the spirit of things, I can tell you that I am proud to be a hooker.
I used to be a second row prop but my knees aren't all that good any more.
Steve (in silly mood as usual)

I believe you need to specify the town, darlin.
Get it right, now. rolleyes
There are a load of rugby players somewhere, I bet some of them are hookers............
Quote by Vix
I believe you need to specify the town, darlin.
Get it right, now. rolleyes

How can I specify a town when we play away matches? dunno
Steve
Quote by Parrot
I believe you need to specify the town, darlin.
Get it right, now. rolleyes

How can I specify a town when we play away matches? dunno
You shouldn't play with matches because you can hurt yourself! Hope that helps. biggrin wink
Quote by Parrot
Just to get into the spirit of things, I can tell you that I am proud to be a hooker.

D'ya know, I thought there was something about you last week . . . just couldn't put my finger on it :evil2:
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by HungryP
You shouldn't play with matches because you can hurt yourself! Hope that helps. biggrin wink

They're used matches mostly.
I'm looking for an old flame. (groan)
WTF IS WITH ALL THE HOOKERS AROUND HERE?????!!!
GET OFF MY FUCKING TURF BITCHES! evil mad :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
Haven't you found them yet Sarah? rolleyes

No Bev,
I think we frightened then off, some one thinks they are with a load of hairdressers, must be getting thier hair done ready for the big match lol
Quote by VenusnMars
WTF IS WITH ALL THE HOOKERS AROUND HERE?????!!!
GET OFF MY FUCKING TURF BITCHES! evil mad :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil:
Venusxxx

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by VenusnMars
WTF IS WITH ALL THE HOOKERS AROUND HERE?????!!!
GET OFF MY FUCKING TURF BITCHES! evil mad :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil:
Venusxxx

Do you charge extra for talking dirty?? kiss :rude:
Quote by VenusnMars
WTF IS WITH ALL THE HOOKERS AROUND HERE?????!!!
GET OFF MY FUCKING TURF BITCHES! evil mad :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil:
Venusxxx

BUNDLE BUNDLE :sparring: :sparring: duel :duel: :kick: :kick: poke sillyoke: smackbottom :smackbottom:
Quote by Parrot
Do you charge extra for talking dirty?? kiss :rude:

No, but I have a pimp who will make you squeal like a man-bitch if you insist on working my patch :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
Just to get into the spirit of things, I can tell you that I am proud to be a hooker.
I used to be a second row prop but my knees aren't all that good any more.
Steve (in silly mood as usual)

I believe you need to specify the town, darlin.
Get it right, now. rolleyes
And set out yer terms and conditions (just don't mention money).
Quote by Parrot
You shouldn't play with matches because you can hurt yourself! Hope that helps. biggrin wink

They're used matches mostly.
I'm looking for an old flame. (groan)
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
You must try harder next time. mad
Quote by westerross
(just don't mention money).

Well then I think I've just rumbled someone who is charging!!!! :shock:
Quote by Rainbows
(just don't mention money).

Well then I think I've just rumbled someone who is charging!!!! :shock:

Yes, but not much! At his age he just can't get the best rates any more. Think he's excited by a tongue in his ear these days!!
lol :lol:
I expected to meet some experienced people on this site but never thought there'd be so many on the game
lol