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I am SloopyFarkleTush

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anais
Sex God
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. So...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: FluffyChucklefanny
Lost
Sex God
Snooty frickentush :shock: Omg trouble is i can see me in the name :cry:
lol :lol: :lol:
hahaha the mrs is doofus frickentush!!!! oh god wait til i tell her !
niceandgentle
Sex God
I regret to say that in my opinion Cheesey Farklechunks is not a name that's going to do much for me on SH! :shock:
Unknown User
Dorky ChuckleTush :!:
A lot of Tush's on here. Are we related confused:
Unknown User
Mine couldn't be more apt!
Crusty Farkle Sniffer!
(How did they know?)
:giggle:
Unknown User
snooty dippin doodle :eeek: :giggle:
Unknown User
Dumbo Dippinlips confused - wasn't he a hobbit in LOrd Of The Rings ?biggrin
Unknown User
Crusty Waffle Brains rotflmao
I think it suits me too :giggle:
WolfsRidingRed
Sexpert
mrs swin = Boobie Chuckle-Doodle! blink :grin:
mr swin = Tootsie Dippin-Fanny rotflmao
swindonnewbies = Dorky Chicken-Squirt! :shock: confused
Unknown User
Dorfus Dippin-Pants! rotflmao :silly:
Unknown User
Mine's Snickle Chicken-Lips or, for my vanilla name, Sneezy Farkle-Tush but if I don't log off quickly and my boss walks in again it'll be MUD! (and unemployed)
Firelizard
Sex God
Boobie DippinDoodle
I'm off to change me name on here lol
Firelizard
Sex God
Stormy is Crusty DippinDoodle rotflmao
As someone said.....how do they know!!??
Unknown User
Quote by Miss_Kiss
Mine couldn't be more apt!
Crusty Farkle Sniffer!
(How did they know?)
:giggle:

Well the above was taken from my RL name, my new name going by Miss Kiss would be:
Dorky Farkle Fanny :shock:
Unknown User
Dipsy Pottertush
I dont quite know what to make of that one confused
Louise xx
Unknown User
My RL name turns into-
Sloopy DippinChunks
WinchWench =
Sloopy ChickenDunkin.
Great, now Im an advert for KFC rolleyes
We're back to that feckin chicken again :scared:
Gothic_punk
Sexlightened
Tootsy Battybutt... dammit I need to make that my profile name I like it so much biggrin
Warmer
Sex God
Dorky potty sniffer :uhoh:
Warmer
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
My RL name turns into-
Sloopy DippinChunks
WinchWench =
Sloopy ChickenDunkin.
Great, now Im an advert for KFC rolleyes
We're back to that feckin chicken again :scared:
*sings*
''i feel like chicken tonight,like chicken tonight''
Fridayiminlove
Sexlightened
Anais you are a Forum Genius! Mine is Sleezy Bubble-lips. And you know what it kinda suits, cos I do have prominent cupids bow lips.
My Porno name is Sparky Canavan. Take your first pets name and your mums maiden name.
Friday x