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I am way too horny

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How can I concentrate on the dinner when my nipples are drilling holes through my top! mad Hope Mars gets home soon.
Ok, that`s all, you can all go back to what you were doing.
Thankyou for listening.
Venusxxx
How can you put something like that and expect to go back to what i was doing,i'm drooling here. :shock:
well never mind cooking.. prepare yourself.. and YOU can be dinner for when he gets home! :P
I can sympathise, spent most of the day exchanging incredibly dirty emails with a friend for most of today... :twisted:
If you're looking to hold out till Mars gets home just try thinking non-sexy thoughts...the DaveJ avatar challenge might provide some inspiration!!
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If you're looking to hold out till Mars gets home just try thinking non-sexy thoughts...the DaveJ avatar challenge might provide some inspiration!!

Someone who can get his head that far round? That`s supposed to discourage me? How?!
Kind of missed the boat on that thread, it`s enormous now! Will catch up at some point!
Steve, you are ALWAYS drooling, you should see a doctor about that, or put your teeth back in!
Venusxxx
You cheeky tart,and it only seems to be you that makes me drool dunno
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............ it only seems to be you that makes me drool dunno

Wait 'till Clare finds that out. You're a dead man :shock: :shock: :shock:
DEAD MAN WALKING
We`ll punish him by having the jelly fight and not letting him join in :twisted:
Venusxxx
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............ it only seems to be you that makes me drool dunno

Wait 'till Clare finds that out. You're a dead man :shock: :shock: :shock:
DEAD MAN WALKING
Or soon to be dead man,flat on the fecking floor,
*Clare goes off to find some top totty of the male variety to drool at*
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We`ll punish him by having the jelly fight and not letting him join in

As long as he can't watch,he'd enjoy watching a little too much!!
Sounds good to me, but we`ll let him listen, that should drive him up the wall! :twisted:
Venusxxx
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Your all twisted and evil mad :x :x rolleyes

and YOU must be a reincarnation.. cos clare was just about to kill you a while ago! lol
She'd never do anything like that,i'm wonderful and she couldnt live without me lol confused
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She'd never do anything like that,i'm wonderful and she couldnt live without me lol confused

True,but i could make you go a week without a blow job :shock: :twisted:
(Thatll teach you to JUST drool over other women,at least if i drool over other men,i usually drool over you too!)
wow i didnt know cookin dina was such a turn on.....mmmmmmmmm so dats why my mum always cooks rolleyes