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I cannot keep up..with the Newbies!

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With so many newbies that are coming in now.......i thought just to save time wouldent it be a good idear to just copy and past one massage to them all!...............it would save time and we will be able to say hello to them all!....so heres mine!
Who said i am lazy come on ya bugger :sparring:
hello newbie :welcome: have a great time here at S/H :bounce: :bounce:
Peeps call me Debs or for worse that ......mad women .. .i am pretty Harmless just like a laugh!...................... but some times if its a full moon you better beware! :twisted:
Hey got anouther good about the ones that are leaving
I am really sorry you are leaving swinging heaven sad i do hope you come back soon
love and kiisses
Debsxxxxxxxxx kiss
oooo well just a thought!.........must be the pills!................. i will get back under the stairs! bolt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You lazy bugger! Mind, I think someone else had the same idea on their introductory post last night.
I can't keep up with them either. I'd decided not to bother saying hello to them all, which is just rude and nasty I know, but it was getting to be hard work and I was running out of time to post me usual shite on other threads. And half of these people you never hear from again. rolleyes
But then, someone replied to my ad and took my advice on joining the Forum so I felt it only fair to welcome them publicly .. then once you've done one, you've got to do 'em all haven't ya? Well, that's my excuse anyway!
At one time, I sorta knew most of the people on here but I now haven't a clue who half of them are and no doubt they think the same about me.
Girls, girls; don't worry about keeping up wiyh yhe newbies. The big question is whether they can keep up with you :twisted:
And Marya -
then once you've done one, you've got to do 'em all haven't ya?

Did that come out right?
(And where's the queue?)
Sex God
There seems to have been an influx over the last couple of days, or is that my imagination?
Has the site featured or been otherwise mentioned somewhere popular recently?
Sex God
Quote by Marya
but I now haven't a clue who half of them are

I don't even know who I am, let alone anyone else!
Quote by dambuster
And Marya -
then once you've done one, you've got to do 'em all haven't ya?

Did that come out right?
(And where's the queue?)
Marya you naughty girl!. smackbottom ............i didn't realize you have to do'em so to speak :shock: :shock: :shock:
Debs quikly changers her indrodutry to.............
Well Hellooooooo hi wink :wink: :wink: ............. come and see me some time
Sex God
I think that the newbies are doing well and taking the advice that is available, and posting in here as an introduction to get to know everyone. It does get a bit hard to come up with something orignal to say though other than 'hi and welcome'....
I might copy and paste debbiewebs' resopnse and use it myself.. just to be extra lazy lol
hi guys and gal's ,
well i'm a newbie so i guess this apllies to me, i kinda intruduced myself in the dogging section and have probably bugged all the regulars with my million questions already,
but as your wondering about where all these 'noobs' are cumming from well i thought i would offer my 2 pence worth, me i found this web site by puttting a search in google for dogging and i liked the look of this places more than others (its hands down better than the rest if u want the truth) so i just started posting and everyones been very welcoming and friendly. and i'm early to mid 20's and i'm finding more and more ppl my age and younger are getting into dogging i guess its something new for us to try a few years ago it was everyone was into fetish clubs that i know now it seems to be dogging i can understand why ppl dont like newbies cos alot just mess about which i hate cos it just makes things harder for us genuine noobs. anyway thats my 2 pence
wow so many newbies so little time to say hello to them all
so i think ill jump in debbies thread and say hello to them all to
wink
Forum Virgin
thanks guys and girls
I am one of the newbies recently joined the board... dunno why there a suddenly so many new people joining at this time of the year... i mean it can't be the weather that is inviting to come out an play!...i must be the festive season and the outlook of seeing too much family/turkey etc in the days to come.
anyhow, glad i got on board, am a newbie to this scene in general so I will all the advice and encouragement I can get!
anyhow, enjoy!
DutchDelight
32/M/Milton Keynes
Quote by Debbiewebs
Peeps call me Debs or for worse that ......mad women ..

OK then. DEBS........... & .......................... MAD WOMAN biggrin :D
Quote by Debbiewebs
just like a laugh!......................

Here's one ............. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HTH, anytime Debs!
Warming the Bed
Since the newbies are increasing consistently, the best way is to welcome them all is to make a meeting them and the old/most exprience members of this website. sounds good to me ;) LOL
Quote by Debbiewbs
I cannot keep up..with the Newbies!
I know what you mean - it makes me feel old too! :cry:
But on a more sensible note - perhaps somebody could suggest and initiation ceremony? :idea:
Quote by manofmuchfun
I cannot keep up..with the Newbies!
I know what you mean - it makes me feel old too! :cry:
But on a more sensible note - perhaps somebody could suggest and initiation ceremony? :idea:
err...perhaps hand over your wife ? or you lot getting the first round in ? The second one - not a problem - the first one, dunno you could always ask. Dial 'PM' and ask for Kit. I wish you luck....... :twisted:
lhk
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I've wanted to quote and post replies to all of you buggers!
It's beyond me just now. Just you wait though........................ lol :twisted:
bolt
Warming the Bed
i found the site on google whilst looking for information on pendle, stumbled upon this site by total accident, glad i did now tho
Quote by dave/29/n/west
i found the site on google whilst looking for information on pendle, stumbled upon this site by total accident, glad i did now tho

Grand, innit?!
Sorry - pendle? what/who/where?
Quote by Marya
Sorry - pendle? what/who/where?

Pendle - a borough in north east Lancashire, right up in the Pennines. They nicked a bit from Yorkshire.... evil
Mike.
Warming the Bed
Hi Debs thanks for the welcome, i've been on using this site for the last month and a half so i thought it's time i contributed a little to it. Hope to chat to you in the near future. Thanks again biggrin
Vinesy
Quote by PAUL VINES
Hi Debs thanks for the welcome, i've been on using this site for the last month and a half so i thought it's time i contributed a little to it. Hope to chat to you in the near future. Thanks again biggrin
Vinesy

awwww what a polite man you are....( thats if you are a man?) ......... here have a kiss from me kiss
Warming the Bed
Ooh, sorry Debs, i didn't make my gender clear did i. Well i'm all man, that is apart from the bit that was taken away when i was 8yrs old (see just a quickie) biggrin
Ahhhw shucks - and there I was thinking you all cared when I joined!!
Oop s- forgot - I didn't post a "hello I'm a newbie" post. I just hijacked someone elses.
And thereby earned the solitications of certain notorious post hijackers on here.
May I just say that I intend to continue where I left off. Just go to find the right post to hijack now!!
Oah - and may I add that I have joined certain SH students recently - in an attempt to improve my employability I have returned to college. So I shall not be visiting SH on a before the hour of at least 10pm. I am, however, allowed to visit on paid comapny time between the hours of 9 -
Boot me out at any other time!!
Quote by Rainbows
Ahhhw shucks - and there I was thinking you all cared when I joined!!
Oop s- forgot - I didn't post a "hello I'm a newbie" post. I just hijacked someone elses.
And thereby earned the solitications of certain notorious post hijackers on here.
May I just say that I intend to continue where I left off. Just go to find the right post to hijack now!!
Oah - and may I add that I have joined certain SH students recently - in an attempt to improve my employability I have returned to college. So I shall not be visiting SH on a before the hour of at least 10pm. I am, however, allowed to visit on paid comapny time between the hours of 9 -
Boot me out at any other time!!

FFS Get to bed smackbottom
I'm trying but ya buggers're keeping me up banghead wink lol
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