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HI THERE ALL IM NEW TO THIS A LITTLE NERVOUS . IM A 29YR OD F BI VERY NEW TO ALL THIS ANY ADVICE FOR ME OH BY THE WAY IM FROM LANCASHIRE
Hiya ClaireMarie,
Welcome to the site,
Advice - Don't talk to strange men, put anything in your mouth when you have a blindfold on, never use a condom more than a year out of date,neverr type in capitals unless you mean to shout. wink
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
Hiya ClaireMarie,
Welcome to the site,
Advice - Don't talk to strange men, put anything in your mouth when you have a blindfold on, never use a condom more than a year out of date,neverr type in capitals unless you mean to shout. wink
lhk
Kat

WHY NOT KAT? bolt
Dave_Notts
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Sorry Clairemarie - it was my fault :oops:
I told him to and he always rolleyes does what I say lol :lol:
I just wanted to say 'welcome' to you personally and also to say'please don't shout at me' I am very sensitive you know wink
Kat
You quick fingered person you..................
You changed that when I was quoting you...........how did you do it?
Dave_Notts
:welcome: clairemarie. You sound as though you'll fit in well here.
Just relax, read a few of the threads and post when you feel you want to say summat. That way people will get to know you and vice versa. It takes a while but it is worth it in the end.
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Kat
You quick fingered person you..................

where's the 'swoon' emoticon???????????? wink
Oh......how rude of me..............
wave & :welcome: clairemarie
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
Kat
You quick fingered person you..................
You changed that when I was quoting you...........how did you do it?
Dave_Notts
wink The hand is quicker than the eye!
I've given Claire directions to the caps lock key (I thought it was only boys that had trouble finding the right buttons) - and I have now placed her under my personal protection and noboby is allowed to be mean to her! mad
Claire has also told me she is very nervous about posting - and I doubt I am helping much here! redface
lhk
Hi ClaireMarie wave
Welcome to the Cafe biggrin Well you've done yourself good already by placing yourself under Kats wing ....... no no honestly you have, top bloke, can't go wrong with his protection, not at all, not wrong whatsoever :D :uhoh:
Kat can I go now, can you get yer elbow out me ribs? Well it wasn't my fault, you were the one who gave the poor girl the bag of Capitals to use!!!!! You know Mike North is in charge of the punctuation marks locker!!
Whoops, sorry ClaireMarie, forgot to say have a good time in the Cafe, settle yourself in and you'll be part of the furniture in no time biggrin
Quote by KitKat
Kat
You quick fingered person you..................
You changed that when I was quoting you...........how did you do it?
Dave_Notts
wink The hand is quicker than the eye!
I've given Claire directions to the caps lock key (I thought it was only boys that had trouble finding the right buttons) - and I have now placed her under my personal protection and noboby is allowed to be mean to her! mad
Claire has also told me she is very nervous about posting - and I doubt I am helping much here! redface
lhk
If she wasn't scared before..............she is now :scared:
You are really boosting her self confidence here :doh:
Dave_Notts
PS now you have said that she will knock out 100 posts in a week, you just watch biggrin
Hello and :welcome:
Have fun in the mad house that is :swingingchair: Heaven.
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]Kat can I go now, can you get yer elbow out me ribs?
Missy, that is NOT my elbow. :twisted:
And no, , you can do the opposite of go. wink
lhk
Hi clairemarie :welcome: to the site.
Have fun and play safe XX
Remember you don't have to be mad :silly: , But it helps to be horny :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by KitKat
Hiya ClaireMarie,
Welcome to the site,
Advice - Don't talk to strange men She isn't going to get far on here then lol , put anything in your mouth when you have a blindfold on, never use a condom more than a year out of date,neverr type in capitals unless you mean to shout. wink
lhk
Kat
Welcome to the madhouse, don't be shy about posting, we all mad here. Give it a couple of weeks and you will feel right at home smile
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Kat can I go now, can you get yer elbow out me ribs? Well it wasn't my fault, you were the one who gave the poor girl the bag of Capitals to use!!!!! You know Mike North is in charge of the punctuation marks locker!!

I'll award you some points for that, MISSCHIEF. lol
By the way, welcome Claire Marie - I hope you enjoy it in here.
:welcome:
Mike.
wave :welcome: have fun kiss
Hi ClaireMarie
:welcome: from a fellow shy poster
Puss wink
Hiya Claire!!!!
As the others have said..... :welcome: to the asylum.
Quote by KitKat
Kat
You quick fingered person you..................
You changed that when I was quoting you...........how did you do it?
Dave_Notts
wink The hand is quicker than the eye!
I've given Claire directions to the caps lock key (I thought it was only boys that had trouble finding the right buttons) - and I have now placed her under my personal protection and noboby is allowed to be mean to her! mad
Claire has also told me she is very nervous about posting - and I doubt I am helping much here! redface
lhk
Here speak for yourself KitKat......... I for one have absolutely NO problems finding the buttons.............
I never let the remote control out of my sight
Hi there!!
Im sure theres no need to be shy, im sure you can hold your own ;)
xx
just another loony poking his head out of the bin to say hi and welcome biggrin
just read all the relplies and thanks u all sound really nice . i will try not to shout again oops sorry anyway just though id better reply so ta again
oops i do say ta a lot lol
Hiya and welcome to the cafe, pull up a chair and enjoy the refreshments.........
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just read all the relplies and thanks u all sound really nice . i will try not to shout again oops sorry anyway just though id better reply so ta again oops i do say ta a lot lol

*Kat wanders in with his favorite 'mad stalker' look on his face - bit like this :silly: - But with less hair. *
Hiya Clairemarie - sooooooo nice to see you again. wink
lhk
Kat
Just like to say hi and welcome. lol