I didn't want my own string, but Kat made me have one. ;-(

27 Jul 2005

HI THERE ALL IM NEW TO THIS A LITTLE NERVOUS . IM A 29YR OD F BI VERY NEW TO ALL THIS ANY ADVICE FOR ME OH BY THE WAY IM FROM LANCASHIRE

27 Jul 2005

Hiya ClaireMarie,
Welcome to the site,
Advice - Don't talk to strange men, put anything in your mouth when you have a blindfold on, never use a condom more than a year out of date,neverr type in capitals unless you mean to shout. wink

lhk
Kat

27 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat
Hiya ClaireMarie,
Welcome to the site,
Advice - Don't talk to strange men, put anything in your mouth when you have a blindfold on, never use a condom more than a year out of date,neverr type in capitals unless you mean to shout.
lhk
Kat

WHY NOT KAT? bolt

Dave_Notts

27 Jul 2005

ops: :oops: :oops:
Sorry Clairemarie - it was my fault :oops:
I told him to and he always rolleyes

does what I say lol

:lol:
I just wanted to say 'welcome' to you personally and also to say'please don't shout at me' I am very sensitive you know wink

27 Jul 2005

Kat
You quick fingered person you..................
You changed that when I was quoting you...........how did you do it?
Dave_Notts

27 Jul 2005

:welcome: clairemarie. You sound as though you'll fit in well here.
Just relax, read a few of the threads and post when you feel you want to say summat. That way people will get to know you and vice versa. It takes a while but it is worth it in the end.

27 Jul 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Kat
You quick fingered person you..................

where's the 'swoon' emoticon???????????? wink

27 Jul 2005

Oh......how rude of me..............
wave

& :welcome: clairemarie
Dave_Notts

27 Jul 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Kat
You quick fingered person you..................
You changed that when I was quoting you...........how did you do it?
Dave_Notts

The hand is quicker than the eye!
I've given Claire directions to the caps lock key (I thought it was only boys that had trouble finding the right buttons) - and I have now placed her under my personal protection and noboby is allowed to be mean to her! mad

Claire has also told me she is very nervous about posting - and I doubt I am helping much here! redface

lhk

27 Jul 2005

Hi ClaireMarie wave

Welcome to the Cafe biggrin

Well you've done yourself good already by placing yourself under Kats wing ....... no no honestly you have, top bloke, can't go wrong with his protection, not at all, not wrong whatsoever :D :uhoh:
Kat can I go now, can you get yer elbow out me ribs? Well it wasn't my fault, you were the one who gave the poor girl the bag of Capitals to use!!!!! You know Mike North is in charge of the punctuation marks locker!!

27 Jul 2005

Whoops, sorry ClaireMarie, forgot to say have a good time in the Cafe, settle yourself in and you'll be part of the furniture in no time biggrin

27 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat
Kat
You quick fingered person you..................
You changed that when I was quoting you...........how did you do it?
Dave_Notts

The hand is quicker than the eye!
I've given Claire directions to the caps lock key (I thought it was only boys that had trouble finding the right buttons) - and I have now placed her under my personal protection and noboby is allowed to be mean to her! mad

Claire has also told me she is very nervous about posting - and I doubt I am helping much here! redface

lhk
If she wasn't scared before..............she is now :scared:
You are really boosting her self confidence here :doh:
Dave_Notts
PS now you have said that she will knock out 100 posts in a week, you just watch biggrin

27 Jul 2005

Hello and :welcome:
Have fun in the mad house that is :swingingchair: Heaven.

27 Jul 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
]Kat can I go now, can you get yer elbow out me ribs?

Missy, that is NOT my elbow. :twisted:
And no, , you can do the opposite of go. wink

lhk

27 Jul 2005

Hi clairemarie :welcome: to the site.
Have fun and play safe XX
Remember you don't have to be mad :silly: , But it helps to be horny :twisted:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

27 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat
Hiya ClaireMarie,
Welcome to the site,
Advice - Don't talk to strange men She isn't going to get far on here then , put anything in your mouth when you have a blindfold on, never use a condom more than a year out of date,neverr type in capitals unless you mean to shout.
lhk
Kat

27 Jul 2005

Welcome to the madhouse, don't be shy about posting, we all mad here. Give it a couple of weeks and you will feel right at home smile

28 Jul 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Kat can I go now, can you get yer elbow out me ribs? Well it wasn't my fault, you were the one who gave the poor girl the bag of Capitals to use!!!!! You know Mike North is in charge of the punctuation marks locker!!

I'll award you some points for that, MISSCHIEF. lol

By the way, welcome Claire Marie - I hope you enjoy it in here.
:welcome:
Mike.

28 Jul 2005

:welcome: have fun kiss

28 Jul 2005

Hi ClaireMarie
:welcome: from a fellow shy poster
Puss wink

28 Jul 2005

Hiya Claire!!!!
As the others have said..... :welcome: to the asylum.

Quote by KitKat
Kat
You quick fingered person you..................
You changed that when I was quoting you...........how did you do it?
Dave_Notts

The hand is quicker than the eye!
I've given Claire directions to the caps lock key (I thought it was only boys that had trouble finding the right buttons) - and I have now placed her under my personal protection and noboby is allowed to be mean to her! mad

Claire has also told me she is very nervous about posting - and I doubt I am helping much here! redface

lhk
Here speak for yourself KitKat......... I for one have absolutely NO problems finding the buttons.............
I never let the remote control out of my sight

28 Jul 2005

Hi there!!
Im sure theres no need to be shy, im sure you can hold your own ;)
xx

28 Jul 2005

just another loony poking his head out of the bin to say hi and welcome biggrin

9 Aug 2005

just read all the relplies and thanks u all sound really nice . i will try not to shout again oops sorry anyway just though id better reply so ta again
oops i do say ta a lot lol

9 Aug 2005

Hiya and welcome to the cafe, pull up a chair and enjoy the refreshments.........

9 Aug 2005

Quote by clairemarie
just read all the relplies and thanks u all sound really nice . i will try not to shout again oops sorry anyway just though id better reply so ta again oops i do say ta a lot lol

*Kat wanders in with his favorite 'mad stalker' look on his face - bit like this :silly: - But with less hair. *
Hiya Clairemarie - sooooooo nice to see you again. wink

lhk
Kat

9 Aug 2005

Just like to say hi and welcome. lol