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Yesterday I decided to patch things up with my x, and knowing one of her things was to visit a nudist beach, I took her to St Osyth near Colchester.
When we arrived, I got out a small fishing shelter, a rucksack with towels etc (the morning weather was quite hot and nice) and our packed lunch. We walked down the hideously dangerous path to the beech to find all the signs we stolen (by that point, we noticed a guy in a red manchester U shirt on a bike following in the distance).
We walked to the far end, pitched up the tent, and the guy in the red shirt sat directly opposite us. I turned the tent round, he picked up his bike, walked round to the front, and sat there. I moved the tent for a final time, and he moved just out of watching distance, but just so he could peek in. My friend and I decided stripping was not an option, and he was frankly creaping us out!
After a while of munching on our packed lunch, he decided to go peer into all the other tents, with only his trousers off. Finally when we were laying down, he decided to come over and have a good stare into our tent. We began to packup, so he stood up, wanked himself off and walked off.
At this point, another guy had sat down behind our tent (We didn't even notice him) who was only half starkers. We packed up, went down to the beech, and suddenly we were alone (only with a couple of actual nudists around). We stripped off, walked along the beech only to see the second guy, following us, wanking in the bushes.
Quite off putting, and frankly, not what we wanted to spend our afternoon doing!
This was probably all to do with my x being a thin, 24yr old blond.
Blimey how stressful. If there was a haelthier attitude to getting nekkid in this country (like Finland) I bet that wouldn't happen. What an utter put off :shock:
Don't you feel flattered when people find you exciting enough to wank off? I remember a fisherman in Tangiers doing just so when I was on the beach. There were no other people but me and my guide and I had lifted my skirt to go into the water. The sight of my white knees was enough to set the fisherman off in the cliffs to have a wank. My guide yelled at him but I just laughed my head off.
I'd be pissed if some weirdo decided to :wanker: while staring at any of my girlfriends naked, at least without my permission or some compensation anyway :twisted:
You're better off trying a camp or somewhere with membership to avoid things like that.
I have been to a few 'naturist clubs'. There is always this feeling of being watched and the temptation to start ogliing without thinking. They are never quite as relaxed as the members and visitors believe. However your experience was gross.
There's plenty of opportunity to find a discreet spot to strip off and have a picnic or outdoor shag. The clubs are only worth going to if you fit in with the members and become a member yourself.
Where have peoples manners gone, he could have at least asked first lol
We as a couple have enjoyed the nudist beaches in England (Purbeck for instance near Poole) and also abroad in a few countries , all the time we have been doing this we have always felt comfortable , its a very cool and laid back scene to be part of, we find the naturist beaches are normally the best. as for being stalked it has never happened to us and as for someone wanking in front of us uninvited on a public beach I think hub would pretty soon lay him out! dont be put off by it , we feel its the only way to enjoy the sunshine to the full, the sense of freedom is lovely.
Never been to a nudist beach in this country - my willy is small enough without having the cold to contend with redface , but we do go to nudist beaches abroad. We started three years ago and have not looked back since. It felty completely natural to the point that now if we do have to wear a costume it feels completely UNnatural. We have even on occassions started our own nudist beach where it wasn't designated. We were amazed how many followed suit.
Unusual to come accross such blatant behaviour in this country. Unlike Greece, for example, which is well known for this. Sorry you had such a bad time but thanks for letting us know the location.
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I'd be pissed if some weirdo decided to :wanker: while staring at any of my girlfriends naked,

Blimey how many girlfriends have you got then?
Don't think you need this site as much as you thought you did!
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Blimey how many girlfriends have you got then?
Don't think you need this site as much as you thought you did!

Oh I wish, ha ha... :upset:
Anyway, my english is awful (being welsh of course) so I can't grasp past tense etc. But it does make for some interesting reading.
I note you've no objection or comment on my plans to charge them for the privilage, lol
We have an estblished nudist beach here in Brighton, probably one of if not the oldest in the UK. Its some distance from the beaches that are popular with holliday makers, and most of the beach is hiden from view. You can't see it unless you are actualy on it, or on a boat just off it. The local council have sign posted it o 'Clothes need not be worn beyond this point' is what the signs say. In 20 years in this town I have never heard anyone complain about it.
So if you want to visit a nudist beach in the UK, I can confidently recomend Brighton. smile)
Does it get crowded when hot ?
coz i like a bit of room on the beach...hate being like sardines
where exactly in brighton ?
Quote by bigDewi69
I'd be pissed if some weirdo decided to :wanker: while staring at any of my girlfriends naked, at least without my permission or some compensation anyway

Surely, its not up to you! rofl! Perhaps asking your girlfriend? wink
This is the type of behaviour often found at Studlands. Guys, (by the hundreds, I kid you not!!) wandering back n forth endlessly past couples or ladies. We often nude sunbathe higher up the dunes as I feel it wrong, being naked in front of someone's children.
I don't mind the blokes walking endlessly up and down the dunes, in fact i find it rather funny. I would like to say I was flattered, but as usually Im one of a few women on the beach, I think its more an act of desperation! We've even had them frog crawling through the rushes and spying on us like snipers (as IF we couldn't see them!!)
I do find it offensive when the men actually start playing with themselves. After all, it is a naturist beach and along the actual beach part, there are children. We've had words with several and we've had a 100% ratio of them scarpering!! evil
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Does it get crowded when hot ?
coz i like a bit of room on the beach...hate being like sardines
where exactly in brighton ?

If you move east along the coast road, you will find a footpath down the cliff called Dukes Mound, (its also the biggest local cottage if thats yer bag). Walk right to the bottom, and the nudist beach is straight ahead. Ive never seen it crouded, there are usualy a fair few wind breakers scattered about, but never seen a tent. Also its worth noting that there is no sand on Brighton Beach, its all pebbles so take something to wear on your feet if you go for a swim.
You will also find that there is nothing you can do here that hasn't already been done. Its very difficult to get anyones attention. Which is a good thing.
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I have been to a few 'naturist clubs'. There is always this feeling of being watched and the temptation to start ogliing without thinking. They are never quite as relaxed as the members and visitors believe. However your experience was gross.
There's plenty of opportunity to find a discreet spot to strip off and have a picnic or outdoor shag. The clubs are only worth going to if you fit in with the members and become a member yourself.

Have to say I am appaled at what happend to you on the beach. But I have to disagree with Duncan about Clubs, they are very relaxed and easy to be in. Everyone looks for a while, but then relaxes.
John
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Quote by timn
Yesterday I decided to patch things up with my x, and knowing one of her things was to visit a nudist beach, I took her to St Osyth near Colchester.
When we arrived, I got out a small fishing shelter, a rucksack with towels etc (the morning weather was quite hot and nice) and our packed lunch. We walked down the hideously dangerous path to the beech to find all the signs we stolen (by that point, we noticed a guy in a red manchester U shirt on a bike following in the distance).
We walked to the far end, pitched up the tent, and the guy in the red shirt sat directly opposite us. I turned the tent round, he picked up his bike, walked round to the front, and sat there. I moved the tent for a final time, and he moved just out of watching distance, but just so he could peek in. My friend and I decided stripping was not an option, and he was frankly creaping us out!
After a while of munching on our packed lunch, he decided to go peer into all the other tents, with only his trousers off. Finally when we were laying down, he decided to come over and have a good stare into our tent. We began to packup, so he stood up, wanked himself off and walked off.
At this point, another guy had sat down behind our tent (We didn't even notice him) who was only half starkers. We packed up, went down to the beech, and suddenly we were alone (only with a couple of actual nudists around). We stripped off, walked along the beech only to see the second guy, following us, wanking in the bushes.
Quite off putting, and frankly, not what we wanted to spend our afternoon doing!
This was probably all to do with my x being a thin, 24yr old blond.

That is totally unacceptable..... Fancy wearing a Man U shirt......tosser !! :twisted:
been naturists for years and never had any trouble on beaches or clubs. There are certain areas on the beaches though that singles do frequent but they are usually far away from the family areas. If we want to play or exhibit we know the parts to go to. If you go again check out areas first. Hope it doesnt put you off totally.
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Quote by timn
Yesterday I decided to patch things up with my x, and knowing one of her things was to visit a nudist beach, I took her to St Osyth near Colchester.
When we arrived, I got out a small fishing shelter, a rucksack with towels etc (the morning weather was quite hot and nice) and our packed lunch. We walked down the hideously dangerous path to the beech to find all the signs we stolen (by that point, we noticed a guy in a red manchester U shirt on a bike following in the distance).
We walked to the far end, pitched up the tent, and the guy in the red shirt sat directly opposite us. I turned the tent round, he picked up his bike, walked round to the front, and sat there. I moved the tent for a final time, and he moved just out of watching distance, but just so he could peek in. My friend and I decided stripping was not an option, and he was frankly creaping us out!
After a while of munching on our packed lunch, he decided to go peer into all the other tents, with only his trousers off. Finally when we were laying down, he decided to come over and have a good stare into our tent. We began to packup, so he stood up, wanked himself off and walked off.
At this point, another guy had sat down behind our tent (We didn't even notice him) who was only half starkers. We packed up, went down to the beech, and suddenly we were alone (only with a couple of actual nudists around). We stripped off, walked along the beech only to see the second guy, following us, wanking in the bushes.
Quite off putting, and frankly, not what we wanted to spend our afternoon doing!
This was probably all to do with my x being a thin, 24yr old blond.

what an ignoramus !
lol
where abouts are these beaches
andy
lol
Indeed - I hope to visit brighton during weekday sometime soon. Should be better than St Osyth.