I dont believe it.

29 Mar 2005

Just having a look at some of the photo adverts, and couldnt believe one of them.
We Want some Bareback fun with a couple.
Prefer no smokers.
Just thought it was funny that someone was prepared to get a std, from someone who didnt smoke, rather than someone who did.
:shock:

29 Mar 2005

Yeah well, their funeral I suppose confused

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OK.... that was not a joke was it redface

ops: :oops:

29 Mar 2005

Theres certainly some strange people out there confused

I had a recent reply to my ad saying "i dont want to meet you or anything - i just wanted to let you know i had a really good w***k over your pictures"
rotflmao

29 Mar 2005

ive just got a mail to my add (WHICH ISNT AN ADD BTW take note) that was from a guy saying in indian culture transsexuals have special powers and gods relied on us once to help rid demons more of that please and less of the cock pics i thank you lol

29 Mar 2005

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Wilki

you may rise sir wilkalot :rotflmao:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Yeah well, their funeral I suppose .
OK.... that was not a joke was it ops: :oops:

Nope blue, straight up, ive just looked at it again do feel free to pm me for the advert number :doh:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Wilki
Yeah well, their funeral I suppose .
OK.... that was not a joke was it ops: :oops:

Nope blue, straight up, ive just looked at it again do feel free to pm me for the advert number :doh:
It's their choice... as long as they're not breaking the rules it's none of my business if they want to be stupid :?

29 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane

you may rise sir wilkalot :rotflmao:
Why thankyou, unfortunatly sometimes i rise without permission, or thought for that matter. lol

29 Mar 2005

Quote by cool4catz
I had a recent reply to my ad saying "i dont want to meet you or anything - i just wanted to let you know i had a really good w***k over your pictures"

You didn't say what number your add was Jess! lol

You mean, you didn't realise it was her?
dammit i knew it was you scandal! think of a better chatup line :lol:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
ive just got a mail to my add (WHICH ISNT AN ADD BTW take note) that was from a guy saying in indian culture transsexuals have special powers and gods relied on us once to help rid demons more of that please and less of the cock pics i thank you

I believe this is almost true (although it's actually hemaphrodites I think)...but it's always good to get mail from someone who think you're God, nice going Rachel! :lol:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Serendipity
ive just got a mail to my add (WHICH ISNT AN ADD BTW take note) that was from a guy saying in indian culture transsexuals have special powers and gods relied on us once to help rid demons more of that please and less of the cock pics i thank you

I believe this is almost true (although it's actually hemaphrodites I think)...but it's always good to get mail from someone who think you're God, nice going Rachel! :lol:
yes they were worshiped and i get people wanting to kick my head in ..............typical :lol:

29 Mar 2005

Some peeps dont like rubbers up to them really although a irresponsible.
But on the subject of weird replies I can only sympathise with women or couples on here you must get some right nutters.
The best one I ever had was a couple who replied to my ad couple of emails back and forth all going swimmingly and then we arranged a meet excellent I thought.
Then I got :small-print: "THE LIST"
Be Showered
Teeth Brushed
Smelling Nice
Hair Combed
No Stubble (shave before leaving)
You will wear a mask
You will not speak
You will look like your picture (damn I just spent Â£20,000 on plazzy surgery)
Needless to say bloke alone or not I am not a performing monkey and did not attend, but I did send him the address of a couple of places he may have been able to purchase a shagging machine for his missus !!
So we all get the nutters then. banghead

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Chamone
Then I got :small-print: "THE LIST"
Be Showered
Teeth Brushed
Smelling Nice
Hair Combed
No Stubble (shave before leaving)
You will wear a mask
You will not speak
You will look like your picture (damn I just spent Â£20,000 on plazzy surgery)

I was OK til "the mask"...... :shock:
The not speaking bit could be fun though. I met a bloke from the Net once and we pre-arranged that while he was at my house we would not to speak at all..... hehehehehehehehehe, one of the best 20 minute meets I've ever had :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
Theres certainly some strange people out there
I had a recent reply to my ad saying "i dont want to meet you or anything - i just wanted to let you know i had a really good w***k over your pictures"

Sorry Jess, I diddn't reply to your advert, as I thought you wouldn't want an old git pestering you.
Great advert by thhe way.
John
wink

30 Mar 2005

well im not sure id bring good luck to anyone judy i think at best if anyone touches me they,ll get 7 years bad luck and a bout of gout hehehhehehe lol