OK I give up.
I usually have a laugh - but people have to come along and take it too seriously, then...
I try to be serious and people think I am having a laugh.
It turns out that if you have a GSOH, then no one on here will ever take you seriously again, resulting in..... never getting a shag when you want one!
WTF is going on here?
Is it so unbelievable that someone (a single fem) actually wants to have sex?
Where am I going wrong?
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I Give Up!!!!
Quote by PoloLady
OK I give up.
I usually have a laugh - but people have to come along and take it too seriously, then...
I try to be serious and people think I am having a laugh.
It turns out that if you have a GSOH, then no one on here will ever take you seriously again, resulting in..... never getting a shag when you want one!
WTF is going on here?
Is it so unbelievable that someone (a single fem) actually wants to have sex?
Where am I going wrong?
:therethere: :therethere:
I take you seriously, PL. (Well, about as serious as I take anything in life. 
) 
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
OK I give up.
I usually have a laugh - but people have to come along and take it too seriously, then...
I try to be serious and people think I am having a laugh.
It turns out that if you have a GSOH, then no one on here will ever take you seriously again, resulting in..... never getting a shag when you want one!
WTF is going on here?
Is it so unbelievable that someone (a single fem) actually wants to have sex?
Where am I going wrong?
fluck thought I was the only one who thought like that at times!!!
Maybe we should team up lol
Quote by PoloLady
OK I give up.
I usually have a laugh - but people have to come along and take it too seriously, then...
I try to be serious and people think I am having a laugh.
It turns out that if you have a GSOH, then no one on here will ever take you seriously again, resulting in..... never getting a shag when you want one!
WTF is going on here?
Is it so unbelievable that someone (a single fem) actually wants to have sex?
Where am I going wrong?
No its not unbelievable (me thinks thats a double negative) that u want it.
Perhaps your trying too hard :!:
: Shame i cant help.
Sex God
you aint goin wrong polo,your just being yourself and thats the best way to be...It will all come together for you in the end 
:D anyways i`d shag yer as much as look at yer :wink: :wink: :D
:D anyways i`d shag yer as much as look at yer :wink: :wink: :D 
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
It turns out that if you have a GSOH, then no one on here will ever take you seriously again, resulting in..... never getting a shag when you want one!
People have to take you seriously to shag you? Sod that for a laugh. The people who take me seriously on here are the last people on Earth I would want to shag.
Seriously ;)
Sex God
Quote by staffy1981
Perhaps some people have a problem with a woman being honest and straight to the point about things of this nature?
It's fairly well known that one-liners from blokes get little or no favourable response, and for a very good reason: There are thousands of users of this site and most want a shag. Saying "I want a shag" therefore doesn't tell anybody anything they don't already know, and doesn't give anyone a reason to choose that person over everyone else. If anyone suspected that what doesn't work for men might work for women, I think we can now safely say no, it won't.
Quote by Ice Pie
Perhaps some people have a problem with a woman being honest and straight to the point about things of this nature?
It's fairly well known that one-liners from blokes get little or no favourable response, and for a very good reason: There are thousands of users of this site and most want a shag. Saying "I want a shag" therefore doesn't tell anybody anything they don't already know, and doesn't give anyone a reason to choose that person over everyone else. If anyone suspected that what doesn't work for men might work for women, I think we can now safely say no, it won't.
If I wanted to form a friendship, meet a couple with whom there may be some on-going arrangement or not... you know what I am trying to say.... then I would agree. But the simple truth of the matter is.....
I have been working really hard, been away all week, got the house to myself all weekend and shock horror :shock: I fancied some no-strings fun with an annonimous person who I never have to see again. In other words - I want a shag!
If there are so many guys using the one-liners and getting knocked back, I would have thought it would have worked on them at least. If people don't like the one-liners, the direct approach, whatever.... ignore it, delete it, whatever.
Should I have wrapped my desire to get f*cked silly in a long rambling thread about some trivial matter? If so - I apologise for my directness and honesty. And the truth still remains...
I wanted a shag!
It should definitely work. I expect there are lots of males on here who like me are kicking themselves that they are not local to you, or unavailable at the time you want it, or who will log on tomorrow and see your post and think to themselves how cruel fate is that they could have missed such an opportunity.
I bet it would work if you tried it again at a different time.
I bet it would work if you tried it again at a different time.
