Hi, I'm Nicholas, 24 and from Hertfordshire. I have been impressed by the civility of the board members here, so decided to sign up. If I should step out of line, please let me know gracefully and I shall make amends, though I think it unlikely that would happen.
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I gues it's newbie day on SH today...
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If you step out of line thenfor you
welcome !
Fucking promises, promises...I've stepped out of line loads and I don't even get an invite to the Sir John...
Maybe Foxy was right ...
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Oh, BTW welcome NickShanks... :wink:
What about him being a geriatric (think ive spelt it right this time) pervert?
Of course he is!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And i reckon hes been on the :beer: all day, so i wouldnt take any notice at all of anything he says!!!
Sex God
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Thanks for the quick and polite replies. As it happens I am originally from Nottingham - there seem to be a lot more people here from Nottingham than from Herts. Perhaps I should go back home :-)
There is a small Hertfordshire contingent here Nick, we are just quieter and more sensible . Most of us have been sprinkled with dust which falls from the blossoms of the sensible tree, only found in this county. I'm lucky, having one growing next to the Strawberry cordial stream that flows gently past the bottom of my property.
Enjoy the cafe, it can be fun.
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There is a small Hertfordshire contingent here Nick, we are just quieter and more sensible . Most of us have been sprinkled with dust which falls from the blossoms of the sensible tree, only found in this county. I'm lucky, having one growing next to the Strawberry cordial stream that flows gently past the bottom of my property.
Enjoy the cafe, it can be fun.
Well that sounds rather idyllic - all I have is a dirty great big tree and a lot full of weeds. If anyone wants some 'sexy' wood, you can come and have mine. Just make sure you don't leave any behind :-)
Sex God
Welcome Nick, glad to have you aboard sir, hope you enjoy romping through here.
john
john
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If you step out of line then
welcome !
Fucking promises, promises...I've stepped out of line loads and I don't even get an invite to the Sir John...
Maybe Foxy was right ...
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oooh right Mr De=sade ! :whip:
thats nice ........how can I get my whip out in there ! .......I'll get arrested from across the road , mind you...only gotta walk across to get home ! .......ok One night ...boss ! deal ?
Deal. I'll PM you and then we'll see who's got the biggest whip. :wink:
anymore of that foxys sauce an we can use her for practice afterwards ! .........both of us !
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PROMISE???
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Hi Nick and welcome to the mad house.
have fun:D :D
Yes, that seems to be about right. Already a clean and quiet thread has been hijacked and turned into a whipping room for all and sundry. *nicholas ensures he's one of the
and not one getting 
*newbies cant be fussy its not allowed
now bend over
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:welcome: (think i forgot to say that earlier!!!)
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newbies cant be fussy its not allowed
now bend over
Yes mistress. May I be permitted to moan in pain?
only if you do it very loudly so i have a valid excuse for gagging u!!
Thinking about there are quiet a few people round here id like to gag!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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only if you do it very loudly so i have a valid excuse for gagging u!!
Thinking about there are quiet a few people round here id like to gag!!
Is that because you wish they'd shut up or because you would like to stop the police from disturbing your little sessions?
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only if you do it very loudly so i have a valid excuse for gagging u!!
Thinking about there are quiet a few people round here id like to gag!!
Is that because you wish they'd shut up or because you would like to stop the police from disturbing your little sessions?
you know you have apoint about the police, they are always trying to join in, but im not inot uniforms only yellow safety helmets!!
Quote by foxylady 123
only if you do it very loudly so i have a valid excuse for gagging u!!
Thinking about there are quiet a few people round here id like to gag!!
Is that because you wish they'd shut up or because you would like to stop the police from disturbing your little sessions?
you know you have apoint about the police, they are always trying to join in, but im not inot uniforms only yellow safety helmets!!
okay, that somewhat scares me. i don't dare ask why one would need safety helmets, but you could always try it with a padded headboard instead.
just a suggestion...
Quote by nickshanks
only if you do it very loudly so i have a valid excuse for gagging u!!
Thinking about there are quiet a few people round here id like to gag!!
Is that because you wish they'd shut up or because you would like to stop the police from disturbing your little sessions?
you know you have apoint about the police, they are always trying to join in, but im not inot uniforms only yellow safety helmets!!
okay, that somewhat scares me. i don't dare ask why one would need safety helmets, but you could always try it with a padded headboard instead.
just a suggestion...
I only know one man with a big enough head to wear a headboard and hes had to go to bed cos they like to get them tucked in early in the nursing home, dont they manofmuchfun ???
no fraid it has to be yellow safety helmet !!!
Sex God
Hi Nick.
Every day is newbie day.
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven.
Ice
Every day is newbie day.
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven.
Ice
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Hi Nick.
Every day is newbie day.
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven.
Ice
Ahh, fair enough. I looked through the recent posts (back a month or so) and there only seemed to be a lot of "Hi, I'm a newbie" posts dating from the past five days or so. I guess I'll be considered a veteren by >50% of the board within a month then :-)
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Hi Nick.
Every day is newbie day.
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven.
Ice
Ahh, fair enough. I looked through the recent posts (back a month or so) and there only seemed to be a lot of "Hi, I'm a newbie" posts dating from the past five days or so. I guess I'll be considered a veteren by >50% of the board within a month then :-)
No, none of the newbies last that long , we eat them allive and spit them out long before they get to be regulars!!
Sex God
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Hi Nick.
Every day is newbie day.
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven.
Ice
Ahh, fair enough. I looked through the recent posts (back a month or so) and there only seemed to be a lot of "Hi, I'm a newbie" posts dating from the past five days or so. I guess I'll be considered a veteren by >50% of the board within a month then :-)
Some people wait a while before introducing themselves, some jump right in, makes no difference - everyone gets there sooner or later.
Hope you enjoy the site :D
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Hi Nick.
Every day is newbie day.
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven.
Ice
Ahh, fair enough. I looked through the recent posts (back a month or so) and there only seemed to be a lot of "Hi, I'm a newbie" posts dating from the past five days or so. I guess I'll be considered a veteren by >50% of the board within a month then :-)
Some people wait a while before introducing themselves, some jump right in, makes no difference - everyone gets there sooner or later.
Hope you enjoy the site :D
Whos been reading the Dale Carnegie book to Ice Pie?
