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I HATE Summer !!!!!

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Well, not really but a couple of things pee me off in this heat.
Like, I bought some lovely bananas yesterday, not a spot on the skins and perfect. I get up this morning and they're almost black! :shock: Can't eat them when they're like that so worth of bananas in the bin. mad
I also think the influx of giant mutant wasps ( I kid you not ) have been sent to this planet specifically to make my life hell :scared:
On the plus side though, I get to wear less clothes wink and more to the point, I get to perv from behind my sunglasses at ladies with not much on :rascal:
What do you love and hate about the weather?
You grumpy tart! :P
I'm in trouble.
bolt
I have a wasp invasion in one of the airbricks, and me and flying things don't mix. I had a plague of flying ants last Sunday aswell.
I go into a blind panic when a fly or similar comes near me and start flapping so much i almost fly myself :scared: lol
This heat is killing me as it allways does. I like warm weather but this is beyond that as there is no breeze.
As for you sitting out side with next to nowt on. Is the house next door for sale :twisted:
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As for you sitting out side with next to nowt on. Is the house next door for sale :twisted:

No but I'm now thinking of ways to get neightbours evicted :twisted:
and Kiss_Me......come over here and say that :boxing:
passionkiss
Nothing. I love it, although I will be happy when autumn comes and I can get my boots out again.
But for the time being - the sun is shinning, it's warm and sultry. Preparations for making hay underway. :twisted:
H.x
Yes we seem to have had an invation of these rather large wasp round here too.
But all that said, I can't complain, I've gained a lovely tan and I love it like this. Hotter the better for me
I love all our seasons for one reason or another. Summer makes me happy, I love to see the world in full bloom.
:rose:
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Well, not really but a couple of things pee me off in this heat.
Like, I bought some lovely bananas yesterday, not a spot on the skins and perfect. I get up this morning and they're almost black! :shock: Can't eat them when they're like that so worth of bananas in the bin. mad I made a banana cake with my soggy bananas :smug:
I also think the influx of giant mutant wasps ( I kid you not ) have been sent to this planet specifically to make my life hell :scared:
On the plus side though, I get to wear less clothes wink and more to the point, I get to perv from behind my sunglasses at ladies with not much on :rascal:
What do you love and hate about the weather?

Love
Firelizard xxx
PS I like...the horny feeling I get when the sun comes out smile , Stormy in his shorts :twisted: and lots of interesting cold food!
It's so much better when it's sunny. cool
all the people whining about it being too hot and they're having trouble sleeping etc. are annoying, yet they will still jet off for a holiday in the sun.
i'd be more than happy to have it like this all the time, if it was we'd soon adapt and have air con fitted. you watch, same people will be whinging when it's cold and wet in the winter sad
Doesn't do my bleeding bananas any good though banghead
I get jealous of people who go a lovely shade of brown in the sun. I'm too fair to sit out in it for too long and usually turn a sort of lobster pink even using factor 30 :doh: I was the only one on our cruise ship to return from the Caribbean as white as I went redface
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It's so much better when it's sunny. cool
all the people whining about it being too hot and they're having trouble sleeping etc. are annoying, yet they will still jet off for a holiday in the sun.
i'd be more than happy to have it like this all the time, if it was we'd soon adapt and have air con fitted. you watch, same people will be whinging when it's cold and wet in the winter sad

smackbottom no reason I just like it!
passionkiss
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Doesn't do my bleeding bananas any good though banghead

Put them in the fridge
:giggle:
Tried that and they still go horrible
like Kiss me i like all the seasons for different reasons, i love to feel the warmth of the sun caressing my skin and making me feel happy to be alive, my mood is always better in the sun
Winter cos of the cosey nights spent snuggled up with candles and the fire on being grateful you are not outside and it gives the land time to rest
Autumn i love the colours
spring is the time of new life and regeneration
Earthy xx
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like Kiss me i like all the seasons for different reasons, i love to feel the warmth of the sun caressing my skin and making me feel happy to be alive, my mood is always better in the sun
Winter cos of the cosey nights spent snuggled up with candles and the fire on being grateful you are not outside and it gives the land time to rest
Autumn i love the colours
spring is the time of new life and regeneration
Earthy xx

Same here Earthy
All the seasons hold something for me. I'm lucky that I get to do a lot of outdoors work in the wildest of Scottish unspoilt country so the seasons can be all the more vivid and alive.
I dont really like the heat all that much though. I do find it uncomfortable, even with less clothes on and sleeping is a nightmare. Although there are some rather nice sites to see from behind sunglassess :twisted: cool
Sassy - Bananas that have turned black have had the starches turn to sugar and are much sweeter and easier to digest (at least thats what I've been led to believe for the last umpteen years)
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Sassy - Bananas that have turned black have had the starches turn to sugar and are much sweeter and easier to digest (at least thats what I've been led to believe for the last umpteen years)

I know hun. That's why I don't like them over ripe
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Like, I bought some lovely bananas yesterday, not a spot on the skins and perfect. I get up this morning and they're almost black! :shock: Can't eat them when they're like that so worth of bananas in the bin. mad
What do you love and hate about the weather?

They'll make FABBY banana muffins which go down a treat! Don't waste them. As Laird says they are sweeter and make really tasty muffins.
As for the weather ... I've spent the summer being very shiny. I just sweat a lot in the heat and it is difficult to operate normally but I just LOVE IT. It'll be October soon enough with the cold, wet and dark and wind and then we'll be moaning again. Revel in it - sit in the sun and enjoy it. Oh, and make some muffins. Will PM you a receipe when I get back from my trip to Durham.
lol
Who's putting bananas in muffins? Don't encourage Sassy!
I blame the heat - ok I'll get me coat! redface
bolt
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Who's putting bananas in muffins? Don't encourage Sassy!
I blame the heat - ok I'll get me coat! redface
bolt

You need to ask Pete what I can do with bananas, choclate flake and some ice cream :twisted:
I'm off for a cold shower. Been thinking about Jags all hot and shiny :shock:
I always promised myself that I wouldn't become a grumpy old git and complain about the weather but....
It's bloody hot isn't it? And I'm all sticky. And I can't sleep at night
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It's bloody hot isn't it? And I'm all sticky. And I can't sleep at night

I'm used to that feeling in my bed! :grin:
Well I'm REALLY looking forward to the cold weather coming back!
Unfortunate timing all round for me as ...
I've been near 2 weeks with no fridge freezer - last one gave me a good 13+ years service so can't complain about that but this is without doubt worst timing possible! New one doesn't get here till Saturday ... I can't wait!
Plus, as I got my cat on Sunday, I've had to keep all external doors and all windows closed so that he doesn't get out before the recommended 3 - 5 weeks settling in period are over. Think it'll have to be 5 weeks as he's not been owned before so I need to be certain he'll come back before I risk letting him out.
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It's bloody hot isn't it? And I'm all sticky. And I can't sleep at night

I'm used to that feeling in my bed! :grin:
I'm not :cry:
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I always promised myself that I wouldn't become a grumpy old git and complain about the weather but....
It's bloody hot isn't it? And I'm all sticky. And I can't sleep at night

Can't argue there.
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I always promised myself that I wouldn't become a grumpy old git and complain about the weather but....
It's bloody hot isn't it? And I'm all sticky. And I can't sleep at night

Can't argue there.
Lovely new atavar pic I see Goose! :lickface:
Shouldn't you be answering your mountain of questions?
wink
Quote by Kiss_Me
I always promised myself that I wouldn't become a grumpy old git and complain about the weather but....
It's bloody hot isn't it? And I'm all sticky. And I can't sleep at night

Can't argue there.
Lovely new atavar pic I see Goose! :lickface:
Shouldn't you be answering your mountain of questions?
wink
Just something i prepared earlier :wink:
Got only the hard ones left 2 of them.
Quote by goose35
I always promised myself that I wouldn't become a grumpy old git and complain about the weather but....
It's bloody hot isn't it? And I'm all sticky. And I can't sleep at night

Can't argue there.
Lovely new atavar pic I see Goose! :lickface:
Shouldn't you be answering your mountain of questions?
wink
Just something i prepared earlier :wink: While the weigts still on
Got only the hard ones left 2 of them.
Love the summer weather biggrin
All those hot females out wearing next to nothing worship
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Love the summer weather biggrin
All those hot females out wearing next to nothing worship

A couple of Summers ago I did a college course for work. It was day release at the local college. On our course we were mainly mature men and we really enjoyed the sights of nubile teenage girls mincing down the corridors (yes they did mince)
However, as the weather got hotter and hotter these girls wore less and less. Until one hot lunchtime almost all the men on the course were found hiding in the caferteria. It was unbearable, these girls were young enough to be our daughters but our loins didn't recognise it. redface