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I have had an Idea.... what do you think???

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I’ve had an idea….. :idea:
I was trying to explain to one of the office girls at work, how to select a network printer from the drop down list, when it suddenly hit me…… :idea:
“Bloody Hell” I thought, that’s it !! thats what we need, it would make the world so much more a stress free place. :!:
You know how you get stickers on things like:-
“Crystal Clear” for easy to understand, written in plain English documents or “Suitable for ages 3 and above” on toys… etc… etc….
Well how about this, nice round yellow stickers with “BUF” on them….
"BUF" ? I hear you say…. Whats “BUF” confused:
BUF = Blonde User Friendly…. Wouldn’t life be so much simpler if we had items that were identified as Blonde User Friendly…
Manufacturers could apply to have a product registered as “BUF”… Ok… I accept that they would have to be tested and it will take time to come in to acceptance, but if we start with simple things like “Pencils” and “Tea Bags” and gradual work up to more challenging things like “Electric Tin Openers”…
Of course there will always be the unobtainable, for example “Using a credit card to pay for petrol” and I doubt anyone will ever make a Blonde User Friendly map…. But hey… we have to start somewhere….
So what do ya think.... BUF :?: :?: :?: :?: :P biggrin
Frogster
I reckon you're gonna get killed for that !
I heading in the general direction of 'away'
bolt
Quote by frogster

Of course there will always be the unobtainable, for example “Using a credit card to pay for petrol” . But hey… we have to start somewhere….
So what do ya think.... BUF confused: :?: :?: :?: :P biggrin
Frogster

Oh my word, that struck a chord. Much of France closes for lunch but supermarkets provide petrol on credit card. WE HAVE NEVER, EVER, been able to make these machines work. Queues build up behind us. friendly french men to help, nothing works. So if we need petrol at lunch-time, we just wait.
Network printers, drop-down menus. Keep them. But if you can help us use Credit Card Petrol Machines. Oh my dear, you might be rewarded.
Mollie x x x
Hold on ! Credit cards ! I'm a blonde girl ( and I have checked rolleyes ), if you need to test out your theory, just send a couple, in fact to be on the safe side - all of your credit cards, debit cards and mainly store cards to me at 'blueeyes, c/o Metro Centre, Gateshead, Tyne & Wear' and I'll be sure to return them with the receipts within one hour of receiving them - maxed out to their full potential lol. Never under estimate the power of a girl and her shopping :roll:
( i'm strawberry blonde so i can post here lol )
us blondes know how to use credit cards and electric tin openers when it suits us thanks :lol: wink its them that are daft enough to fall for our antics that are the not so bright ones :twisted: :lol:
Tonyyyyyyyyyyyy this dam washing machine has stopped working!!
<< go's and puts feet up! :lol: :lol:
shaz x
i think you could be in for a dose of bird flu
with all the ducking your going to be doing
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: bolt
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
( i'm strawberry blonde so i can post here lol )
us blondes know how to use credit cards and electric tin openers when it suits us thanks :lol: wink its them that are daft enough to fall for our antics that are the not so bright ones :twisted: :lol:
Tonyyyyyyyyyyyy this dam washing machine has stopped working!!
<< go's and puts feet up! :lol: :lol:
shaz x

:thumbup: From a non-blonde who employs the same tactics..men they're so simple ;)
/me flutters eyelashes whilst telling MrMinx I think the 710 cap in the car needs filling ;)
Minx x x
smackbottom
I need a BUF PC :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hang on a bloke with an idea!!! :!:
everyone run for cover lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
( i'm strawberry blonde so i can post here lol )
us blondes know how to use credit cards and electric tin openers when it suits us thanks :lol: wink its them that are daft enough to fall for our antics that are the not so bright ones :twisted: :lol:
Tonyyyyyyyyyyyy this dam washing machine has stopped working!!
<< go's and puts feet up! :lol: :lol:
shaz x

:thumbup: From a non-blonde who employs the same tactics..men they're so simple ;)
/me flutters eyelashes whilst telling MrMinx I think the 710 cap in the car needs filling ;)
Minx x x
Shhhhhhhhhhh Tony reads the forum also, don't want to blow my cover :lol: :lol:
shaz x
Ring ring, ring ring,
"Hello, is that the hairdressers?
Can I make an urgent appointment please?
I need to dye my hair dark brown.
Can I also book my friend Frogster in for a treatment as well please? He wants his dying Blonde!"
lol
That reminds me of a pic I saw on some website or other - a pencil with the following writing on the side:
"Word for Blondes 1.0"
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Can I also book my friend Frogster in for a treatment as well please? He wants his dying Blonde!"
lol

What? After all the time I have spent getting this salt and pepper fleck look (read - grey) just right, so that it matches my rugged weathered facial features (read - old an ugly) ! rolleyes
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Can I also book my friend Frogster in for a treatment as well please? He wants his dying Blonde!"
lol

And the wax treatment?? wink
Hang on a mo........
lest we forget that guys can be blonde too!!!!
My very blonde better half came to me today saying "my mp3 players packing up.....needs to go back to the shop.....tracks kept cutting out when I was in the Gym blah blah"
I pushed the headphone jack in properly.
Bless. rolleyes
I thought that SH's very own Blonde would be here somewhere!
Coming from the man who has just left his mobile phone in Mrs McC's flat in Prague I can not really comment!
McC