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Swinging heaven told me so.............. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I clicked on 'My friends' and expected lots of people to pop up.
And did they?

No!!

All I was told was ....
You have no friends'
I'm going to go and cry all day now
The four tops can be so cruel sometimes..........................
Awww hunni kiss Ill be your friend and not only to grope you in the corner :twisted:
<< billy no mates too
Doris
you Muppet!!!
You put your own friends in there, not everyone else put themselves in there!!
Senile Dementia is obviously creeping up on you!! :shock:
Now go and add that nice chap Mal as your first friend - he may even be civil to you (one day!)
Bert
xx
you can add me hunny xxxxxxxxxxxxxx i am adding you as i speak....
sean xxxxxxxxx
Quote by Alexandra
Swinging heaven told me so.............. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I clicked on 'My friends' and expected lots of people to pop up.
And did they?

No!!
All I was told was ....

You have no friends'
I'm going to go and cry all day now
The four tops can be so cruel sometimes..........................

Oi Alex you attention seeking again tut tut ha ha ha, sorry couldnt resiest
I dont have any friends either :cry:
So I will be your friend if you will be my friend :smoke:
Please leave the box window open coz its gonna get smokey in there until the book arrives :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
I dont have any friends either :cry:
So I will be your friend if you will be my friend :smoke:
Please leave the box window open coz its gonna get smokey in there until the book arrives :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I've put the fan on so join me in the corner hunni :giggle: :smoke:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
... Ill be your friend and not only to grope you in the corner :twisted: ...
Alexandra hunni beware of the friends you keep! :therethere:
sarge is in our friends box :uhoh: :uhoh: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Quick, shut the door and call the RSPCA, they might come and collect him and rehome him in a sanctuary
Quote by The-Ring
sarge is in our friends box :uhoh: :uhoh: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

And Mine ......... True as I sit here lol!!!!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I dont have any friends either :cry:
So I will be your friend if you will be my friend :smoke:
Please leave the box window open coz its gonna get smokey in there until the book arrives :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I've put the fan on so join me in the corner hunni :giggle: :smoke:
I've been in this corner for hours now, where are you ? :smoke:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Woohoo - I have one friend in my box !! :shock:
.......... not saying who though
Quote by Alexandra
Woohoo - I have one friend in my box !! :shock:
.......... not saying who though
:doh: Too late!
Quote by Alexandra
Swinging heaven told me so.............. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I clicked on 'My friends' and expected lots of people to pop up.
And did they?

No!!
All I was told was ....

You have no friends'
I'm going to go and cry all day now
The four tops can be so cruel sometimes..........................

I'll be your friend biggrin
Terrific pics btw wink
Quote by blonde
I dont have any friends either :cry:
So I will be your friend if you will be my friend :smoke:
Please leave the box window open coz its gonna get smokey in there until the book arrives :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I've put the fan on so join me in the corner hunni :giggle: :smoke:
I've been in this corner for hours now, where are you ? :smoke:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You're in the wrong corner :doh: kiss
lol lol lol Mike!!!!
Muah
Alex x
I dont have any either......*sob*
Its a cruel and heartless world we live in....... sad
But seriously, if any one wants to donate to the Dlep needs a friend appeal......
Please give generously....lol
Quote by Mal
Doris
you Muppet!!!
You put your own friends in there, not everyone else put themselves in there!!
Senile Dementia is obviously creeping up on you!! :shock:
Now go and add that nice chap Mal as your first friend - he may even be civil to you (one day!)
Bert
xx

Surely not Bert?
I dont think me ol' ticker could take it!
Doris x
Quote by The-Ring
sarge is in our friends box :uhoh: :uhoh: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

Has Sarge in her box too wink
Friends? I've got lots of 'em Alex me proud and comely beauty...
..I've got some as always seem to be around come when I draws me pension on a thursday...
...I've got some as are as friendly as whelks in a bucket when it's time to take a few lambs for slaughtering...
...I've got some as keeps their hosses on me paddock (funny, the less grazin' there is around, the friendlier they get)...
...I've got some as like me old cottage and think it's 'simply adorable Arti darling, do give me the first chance if you ever decide to sell')...
...I've got some as always smile to me face and smirk behind me back...
...I've got the whole of the Bull and Dog when I'm in a buying mood (usually after the fifth pint of 'Strangled Ram')...
...I've got a few that survived from the old days of SH-most of 'em got hernia trouble on account of all the laughing they did back then...
...but, Alex me bonnie heifer, I haven't got many REAL friends, not many 'muckers'...
....but as sure as damp knickers on a May morning, you are one of them...
xxx
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artificer
Friends? I've got lots of 'em Alex me proud and comely beauty...
..I've got some as always seem to be around come when I draws me pension on a thursday...
...I've got some as are as friendly as whelks in a bucket when it's time to take a few lambs for slaughtering...
...I've got some as keeps their hosses on me paddock (funny, the less grazin' there is around, the friendlier they get)...
...I've got some as like me old cottage and think it's 'simply adorable Arti darling, do give me the first chance if you ever decide to sell')...
...I've got some as always smile to me face and smirk behind me back...
...I've got the whole of the Bull and Dog when I'm in a buying mood (usually after the fifth pint of 'Strangled Ram')...
...I've got a few that survived from the old days of SH-most of 'em got hernia trouble on account of all the laughing they did back then...
...but, Alex me bonnie heifer, I haven't got many REAL friends, not many 'muckers'...
....but as sure as damp knickers on a May morning, you are one of them...
xxx

Now we could all do with friends like this...... smile :)
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How true that is!
Arti - my sweetheart!!!!!!
The man who always brings a smile to my face and warmth into my heart!
My wonderful friend, now and forever!
Hmmmm - damp knickers on a May morning?
Which month did say I was going to be down your way???
Oh yes - it was May wasn't it? redface
Love and hugs (much overdue)
Alex x x x
PS - Mrs Entwistle sends her best wink