Swinging heaven told me so.............. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I clicked on 'My friends' and expected lots of people to pop up.
And did they?
No!!
All I was told was ....
You have no friends'
I'm going to go and cry all day now
The four tops can be so cruel sometimes..........................
Doris
you Muppet!!!
You put your own friends in there, not everyone else put themselves in there!!
Senile Dementia is obviously creeping up on you!! :shock:
Now go and add that nice chap Mal as your first friend - he may even be civil to you (one day!)
Bert
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you can add me hunny xxxxxxxxxxxxxx i am adding you as i speak....
sean xxxxxxxxx
I dont have any friends either :cry:
So I will be your friend if you will be my friend :smoke:
Please leave the box window open coz its gonna get smokey in there until the book arrives :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sarge is in our friends box :uhoh: :uhoh: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Quick, shut the door and call the RSPCA, they might come and collect him and rehome him in a sanctuary
Woohoo - I have one friend in my box !! :shock:
.......... not saying who though
lol lol lol Mike!!!!
Muah
Alex x
Friends? I've got lots of 'em Alex me proud and comely beauty...
..I've got some as always seem to be around come when I draws me pension on a thursday...
...I've got some as are as friendly as whelks in a bucket when it's time to take a few lambs for slaughtering...
...I've got some as keeps their hosses on me paddock (funny, the less grazin' there is around, the friendlier they get)...
...I've got some as like me old cottage and think it's 'simply adorable Arti darling, do give me the first chance if you ever decide to sell')...
...I've got some as always smile to me face and smirk behind me back...
...I've got the whole of the Bull and Dog when I'm in a buying mood (usually after the fifth pint of 'Strangled Ram')...
...I've got a few that survived from the old days of SH-most of 'em got hernia trouble on account of all the laughing they did back then...
...but, Alex me bonnie heifer, I haven't got many REAL friends, not many 'muckers'...
....but as sure as damp knickers on a May morning, you are one of them...
xxx