I havent had sex since...

13 Oct 2004

3 months ago,
im looking for anyone who's up for a good time biggrin

and someone to show me how its done wink

13 Oct 2004

ME NEITHER! sad

13 Oct 2004

Well we could always help eachother out then wink

how are you anyway confused

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13 Oct 2004

I had a wild night of passion all last night...... well untill i woke up and reailsed me was dreaming
JGL

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
ME NEITHER!

Nor me. :cry:
Should we start a POLL about it

13 Oct 2004

Oh sh*t, you mean this isn't a poll on it? redface

13 Oct 2004

well i think we should do somthing biggrin

im really gagging for it!
we need to help others and me to find some :P wink

13 Oct 2004

Oh Cardifflad, go get a grip on yourself :twisted:

13 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Oh Cardifflad, go get a grip on yourself :twisted:

I cant sorry lol

:lol:
lets hope somthings gonns happen down my way smile

13 Oct 2004

Quote by DeniseBabe
JGL............ ur thing hurts me bloody eyes :roll: :roll: :roll:

Me too :roll: well your avatar anyway lol

Please would you consider changing it confused

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Dawn :silly:

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Cardiff_lad
3 months ago,

My God, you're making me look like some kinda monk!

13 Oct 2004

Quote by roger743
3 months ago,

My God, you're making me look like some kinda monk!
Yes, go on.....

13 Oct 2004

well, i had the most amazing sex on monday......two and a half hours of it..... aren't i the luckiest one on this thread so far, lol.

13 Oct 2004

Quote by mellow
well, i had the most amazing sex on monday......two and a half hours of it..... aren't i the luckiest one on this thread so far, lol.

Nope ;)

13 Oct 2004

*big grin* I think i am!!!! biggrin

13 Oct 2004

Quote by mellow
*big grin* I think i am!!!!

Good for you. :D

14 Oct 2004

Quote by Cardiff_lad
and someone to show me how its done

damn cardiff_lad you mean you don't know? erm . . . well . . . it's like this . . . oh crap i was never any good at the birds and the bees talk!
anyways, the last time i had sex, if i remember rightly, we finished at about 9:45 am, on a saturday, possibly the 25th of september. 2004 obviously. it was quite memorable, as you can see, cos i wouldn't have remembered if ii wasn't . . erm . . .memorable and stuff!.
since then i've been on strike fighting for the poor downtrodden single blokes on Swinging Heaven. we've had some strike-breaking, but i'm holding firm for more concessions yet. i might last till next week yet. possibly wednesday who knows?
oh and :welcome: to the site and stuff. have fun! ;)
neil x x x ;)

14 Oct 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
JGL............ ur thing hurts me bloody eyes :roll: :roll: :roll:

Me too :roll: well your avatar anyway lol

Please would you consider changing it confused

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Dawn :silly:
i had a feeling it would get notices
AS you asked so nicely i'll change the bulb!!!, looks like its flickering a little!!!
JGL

14 Oct 2004

OMG I havent had sex since last night :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I feel soooo very sorry for myself and i think i need rather a lot more,all day everyday :twisted: :twisted:

14 Oct 2004

About 10 minutes ago :smoke:

14 Oct 2004

Methinks thou art too harsh, Judy. If the lad were to place his cock in your hand and cry on your shoulder, would your heart not melt, and your legs open ?.

14 Oct 2004

Quote by jlebbon
JGL............ ur thing hurts me bloody eyes :roll: :roll: :roll:

Me too :roll: well your avatar anyway lol

Please would you consider changing it confused

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Dawn :silly:
i had a feeling it would get notices
AS you asked so nicely i'll change the bulb!!!, looks like its flickering a little!!!
JGL
That is so much better, thank you kiss

Dawn :silly:

14 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Swinging Heaven. we've had some strike-breaking, but i'm holding firm
neil x x x ;)

Exactly what we thought you woulds be doing under the circumstances and perhaps the answer to cardiff lads problem

14 Oct 2004

I remember my last 'session' very well...blimey, I haven't recovered yet. Anyone got a cure for cramp of the tonsils? Anyway, marvellous it was...and relaxing in the afterglow...what a treat to see Bobby Moore lift the World Cup!!

14 Oct 2004

England never won the world cup West Ham did!

14 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
we've had some strike-breaking, but i'm holding firm

Exactly what we thought you woulds be doing under the circumstances and perhaps the answer to cardiff lads problem
oh does that count dave?
well in that case i had sex last night then obviously! woo hoo! did a bit of that cybering thing too. it weren't bad, but i don't really get this sex on the net thing. all the slots on my PC are the wrong shape, and a bit sharp. but it's quite old and maybe the newer models have fancier attachments? apparently you can get them now! dunno

neil x x x ;)

14 Oct 2004

NO way they are still thewrong shape sharp,
and the new ones dont have add on attachments or id have one :silly:
mind i do have some interesting remote control attachments
Lusty