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that made my toes curl i hope everything goes well at the docs.
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Heres me thinking you were all supportive of my pain and unfortunate afflictions
Everyone has a painful moment in their lives. Its only a temporary thing,
I have been to the hospital, doc gave me some antibiotics just in case.
He said it wasnt infected, just a bit of series fluid that has accumulated, and it can be hard to wash off when im so tender.
I wont bother you miserable sods again then :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Everyone has a painful moment in their lives. Its only a temporary thing,
I have been to the hospital, doc gave me some antibiotics just in case.
He said it wasnt infected, just a bit of series fluid that has accumulated, and it can be hard to wash off when im so tender.
I wont bother you miserable sods again then :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by BradfordCpl
Heres me thinking you were all supportive of my pain and unfortunate afflictions
Everyone has a painful moment in their lives. Its only a temporary thing,
I have been to the hospital, doc gave me some antibiotics just in case.
He said it wasnt infected, just a bit of series fluid that has accumulated, and it can be hard to wash off when im so tender.
I wont bother you miserable sods again then :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
On my part, its preservation of my sanity (still wincing :shock: ).
C'mon don't be like that - you should have seen your GP first ( even if I think a lot of the NHS Drs are a load of muppets - but that should go elsewhere ), not a site of sexual liberation.
I'm not having a go at you - I'm sure a lot of men that saw that immediately reacted like me - " But for the grace of God go I " - but at the same time put yourself in other people's shoes, I for one would not want to make you feel like a leper, but equally I would be reticent to invite you to pleasure my wife, unless I was 100% sure you were sorted.
At the end of the day a lot of people here sympathised and advised - but also would not miss the chance to find the humour, schadenfreud is damn funny.
Or have I taken your last message too seriously, Bradford Cpl?
I'm not having a go at you - I'm sure a lot of men that saw that immediately reacted like me - " But for the grace of God go I " - but at the same time put yourself in other people's shoes, I for one would not want to make you feel like a leper, but equally I would be reticent to invite you to pleasure my wife, unless I was 100% sure you were sorted.
At the end of the day a lot of people here sympathised and advised - but also would not miss the chance to find the humour, schadenfreud is damn funny.
Or have I taken your last message too seriously, Bradford Cpl?
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C'mon don't be like that - you should have seen your GP first ( even if I think a lot of the NHS Drs are a load of muppets - but that should go elsewhere ), not a site of sexual liberation.
I'm not having a go at you - I'm sure a lot of men that saw that immediately reacted like me - " But for the grace of God go I " - but at the same time put yourself in other people's shoes, I for one would not want to make you feel like a leper, but equally I would be reticent to invite you to pleasure my wife, unless I was 100% sure you were sorted.
At the end of the day a lot of people here sympathised and advised - but also would not miss the chance to find the humour, schadenfreud is damn funny.
Or have I taken your last message too seriously, Bradford Cpl?
Smokerjim ..... i think you have the wrong impression
He's recently had a circumsion and is still healing from that ....... it's not an infection in terms of STD thankfully.C x
Of course you will, as long as these misery guts *cough-smokerjim-cough* dont have any objections. 
Christ! anyone would think i have Aids. Thankyou Calista
, Denisebabe :kiss: for being supportive.
Ok i'll admit this, i not particular fond of going to my GP, cos shes a women, and actually a urologist, but im a little embarrassed. I thought it better to consult you guys, and see what you thought.
Lets face it, i dont have to stand there with my pants down, trying to ignore the fact that you're dying to piss yourselves like i would with someone face to face
Ill be more conservative a bout what i post in future, maybe post a R18 on the thread subject
Christ! anyone would think i have Aids. Thankyou Calista
, Denisebabe :kiss: for being supportive.Ok i'll admit this, i not particular fond of going to my GP, cos shes a women, and actually a urologist, but im a little embarrassed. I thought it better to consult you guys, and see what you thought.
Lets face it, i dont have to stand there with my pants down, trying to ignore the fact that you're dying to piss yourselves like i would with someone face to face
Ill be more conservative a bout what i post in future, maybe post a R18 on the thread subject
I must apologise unreservedly - but if I can offer, in mitigation, the fact that I am uncut and until now did not know anyone that had got cut past childhood. 
Personally BradfordCpl fair play to you, sorry again for my ignorance
ops: :oops: - and I still remember the waiting after my P.A. was done and the infection 2 yrs later when I changed up in size. I know that doesn't really bear any comparison, but it's all I have to go on.
Personally BradfordCpl fair play to you, sorry again for my ignorance
ops: :oops: - and I still remember the waiting after my P.A. was done and the infection 2 yrs later when I changed up in size. I know that doesn't really bear any comparison, but it's all I have to go on. Apology accepted. I have a Prince Albert AND 2 flesh piercings a few years back.
Let me tell you one thing - It doesnt come anywhere near. I imagine it to be nearly as painful as childbirth.
If you wanna have something to compare to Jim, stick an umbrella down ya cock and open the fucking thing
Let me tell you one thing - It doesnt come anywhere near. I imagine it to be nearly as painful as childbirth.
If you wanna have something to compare to Jim, stick an umbrella down ya cock and open the fucking thing
not decided yet.I had mine done 2 years ago when I was 32, and it looked like it had been mauled on the Queen's highways..... But once healed it's brilliant, I have never looked back since, and have no regrets about having it done. I do sometimes wonder why I was so bloody scared of having it done, but painkillers are better today than they were when I was a kid, I was fine.
Hopefully Bradford Cpl will heal without problems, and have loads of fun with the resulting improvement!
Rick.
Hopefully Bradford Cpl will heal without problems, and have loads of fun with the resulting improvement!
Rick.
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Almost came a little bit closer to knowing more about painful genitalia myself this morning so you have my thoughts Mr BradfordCpl
Woke up feeling much better and horny this morning (sure sign that whatever bug I've had is going) :mrgreen:
Decided to start the day off with a nice soak in the bath, so in I get, lie back and relax. Started thinking back to the weekend mmmmmm :bounce: , now her's the bit I don't understand - Halfway through extremely horny thoughts I decide to shave! :confused:
So I'm lying back, all relaxed and horned up - thinking about something one person in particular said he wished he'd done
and hey presto, ouch, almost cut my little love bean off :eeek:
Thank feck I was using a posh razor with guards is all I can say :thumbup:
I hope you recover quickly Mr BradfordCpl and that normal service resumes quickly
Woke up feeling much better and horny this morning (sure sign that whatever bug I've had is going) :mrgreen:
Decided to start the day off with a nice soak in the bath, so in I get, lie back and relax. Started thinking back to the weekend mmmmmm :bounce: , now her's the bit I don't understand - Halfway through extremely horny thoughts I decide to shave! :confused:
So I'm lying back, all relaxed and horned up - thinking about something one person in particular said he wished he'd done
and hey presto, ouch, almost cut my little love bean off :eeek: Thank feck I was using a posh razor with guards is all I can say :thumbup:
I hope you recover quickly Mr BradfordCpl and that normal service resumes quickly
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I honestly dont see the big deal........ he had an operation, not a disease that he could pass on to anyone. I myself was shocked at his poor ding-a-ling but at the same time intrigued.
Do we get to see it once healed
I agree with Denise.............. first of all i am honored that you wanted to share this with us ................. and also there must be others out there that you have helped by your post!
Heres hoping it heals up soon
Debsxxxxxxx
