I know size isn't important, but ...

17 Oct 2005

But ... when did you last see a cock as big as this? And, yes, that is me on the receiving end.
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I love my new scanner
Mollie

17 Oct 2005

you sure have found yourself a big cock there :P

17 Oct 2005

Looks as if you're getting ready to swat it, just in case it gets amorous.
How d'ya know it was a cock. Isn't sexing those things a bit of an art (no dangly bits). confused

17 Oct 2005

Another one bigger than mine !!!

17 Oct 2005

def a big cock-could do with a trim though, very 1970's lol

:lol:
pip xx

17 Oct 2005

Quote by maidinheaven
But ... when did you last see a cock as big as this? And, yes, that is me on the receiving end.

I love my new scanner
Mollie

is it south american ?

17 Oct 2005

Quote by pip_u
def a big cock-could do with a trim though, very 1970's :lol:
pip xx

hmmmmm
I think even the mach 3 would struggle on that cock - maybe waxing would be better?

17 Oct 2005

waxing on that scale??? :shock: :shock: :shock: suppose better than epilator lol

pip xx

17 Oct 2005

Of course, it might be a hen. How can you tell.
Not South American - Australian. Is there anybody here old enough to remember Skippy? Well that's where this is. I have sometimes used an avatar with me and Skippy and I've published it in another thread.
Remember Rod Hull and Emu? Well this is an Emu. And it was just as bad tempered as Mr Hull'sk kind. The reason my hand is in the air was just to get away from it's peck.
But, I mean, really, it's a big cock, yes?
Mollie xx

17 Oct 2005

Yep, it's a hecker of a pecker! lol

Got quite a bend to it too. No wonder Parkinson didn't enjoy the amorous advances of Mr Hull's alter ego.
I'm certainly old enough to remember Skippy! "What's that Skip? There's a little-known Aussie bit part actor trapped under a fallen tree by the billabong? Streuth, mate, crack me a tinny!" There was a hilarious take-off on 'Goodness Gracious Me' featuring the Punjabi Skippy...