sorry just wanted to get that off my chest
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:rotflmao:We have the simple solution here.... Our front door is on the side of the house but.... There is a 6ft fence around the perimeter of the property.... Which means that they cannot get to the front door..... :giggle:
It confuses the hell out of them.....
Oh and before you ask we have a bell on the front of the house... Admittedly it doesn't work... But a bell none the less.... :rotflmao:
Shireen
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We have the simple solution here.... Our front door is on the side of the house but.... There is a 6ft fence around the perimeter of the property.... Which means that they cannot get to the front door..... :giggle:
It confuses the hell out of them.....
Oh and before you ask we have a bell on the front of the house... Admittedly it doesn't work... But a bell none the less.... :rotflmao:
Shireen
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that`s it.......the fekin things just gone again can i move in with you for the night.....
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that`s it.......the fekin things just gone again can i move in with you for the night.....
Come on over sweetie.... We can wear evil masks ourselves and when the little fluckers hover by the gate looking all confused we can jump out at them and yell "Oooohhhh dinner!!"
Shireen
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Oh shock ..... no christmas ... there is a vast majority who don't actually !!!!!!!!
Can I get serious here for a moment. Christmas can be one of the VERY worse times for abused kids. Please do give generously to the NSP*CC if they come to your pub with the shake box this year. They do a lot of good work!!
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that`s it.......the fekin things just gone again can i move in with you for the night.....
Come on over sweetie.... We can wear evil masks ourselves and when the little fluckers hover by the gate looking all confused we can jump out at them and yell "Oooohhhh dinner!!"
Shireen
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I just had a bunch of brats who, not content with ringing the (disconnected) bell, tried to bang the door down and yell through the letter box .............. and they appeared to have a parent with them ............... WHAT IS GOING ON???!!! :shock:
I think this is where someone comments on the youth of today.... and how their parents arn't much better...!!
Seriously though when it comes to nights like this I think people loose their heads and become little larger louts more reddily than they used to.
I think in the last couple of years people have become very take take take, to such an extent that they expect gifts and get all sniffy if none are forthcomming.
I'll tell you what it must be getting colder though because now the homeless people are accosting me asking for money to stay in the shelter or get a hot shower... durring the summer they had no justifiable excuse. Shoots a hole in their argument when I see them rolling out the pub near my house on their way to drink special brew in the park..!!! Where I live has some very forward and almost agressive beggers, but there is only about a group of 20... they are just very organised when it comes to being in the right place to ask for money.
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t&t........................
I haven't had anyone tonight......................which is a first...... :shock:
But I get into the spirit of things,,,,,,pumpkin all cut out and a bowl full of sweets..............
Some can be a pain................but on the whole most are very nice and polite.
I haven't had anyone tonight......................which is a first...... :shock:
But I get into the spirit of things,,,,,,pumpkin all cut out and a bowl full of sweets..............
Some can be a pain................but on the whole most are very nice and polite.
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Guess it's a shame it's not bloody p###ing it down tonight - that might shut them up!
But I think I'd be a little intimidated by a group of 20 agressive beggars! Just like I am by a group of children banging on my door:
Well the beggers only hang out together in the park... which is why I will never give them money... they seem to actually enjoy their lifestyle too much... you only see one or two genuinely homeless people out sleeping rough... the rest of them appear to have somewhere to go sleep and wash every night and are quite happy to spend the day fleacing the tourists and stinking of beer.
As for being intimidated.... they try that every so often... they hang round the cash machines demanding change and winging about the weather... most are carefull not to be too agressive so as not to get in trouble with the police.... but their favourite method is to walk with you trying to strike up a conversation... I have once had that turn into two of em following me home... they gave up when a big group of 'normal' people started walking with me (thank god).
Needless to say their tactics can be intimidating... don't encourage me to be charitable, and have become a lot more frequent now its the Christmas season (already).
Never really had too much trouble in the village with 'trick or treaters'..until this year. One or two of the 'incomers ' have brought their stupid 'customs' with them and have been banging on the doors, frightening the old folk and annoying the younger. We had two tonight: just sitting down to a nice pork loin and a bottle of Cabernet and...BANG! BANG! BANG! 'TRICK OR TREAT!!!' Right you little buggers, thinks Agricola. I answered the door and ...'Hello lads, ..oh yes, certainly, don't trick me...oh, goodness, by my Granny's sanitary towels, of course I'll get you a treat!!.'....so I did, a brace of pheasant that I hadn't got round to plucking! (Warm weather, been hanging for a while, plenty of flies about.....stunk like a ferret in a tart's handbag)....'here you go chaps, mind you enjoy them...tell your mum's that a bit of Elderberry Relish is just the thing...here, catch hold...no, never mind the maggots! Improves the flavour! Smell? No, that's flavour my bonny lads! Oh, you look a bit pale? Feel sick? Probably that stupid mask you've got smothering your face. Off you trot my proud lovelies...no, don't thank me...Bon Appetit....feel free to vomit in the flower beds...does the Dahlias a treat...do come again.....'
That sorted the little sods...don't think they'll be knocking again on this door in a hurry...
That sorted the little sods...don't think they'll be knocking again on this door in a hurry...
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Never really had too much trouble in the village with 'trick or treaters'..until this year. One or two of the 'incomers ' have brought their stupid 'customs' with them and have been banging on the doors, frightening the old folk and annoying the younger. We had two tonight: just sitting down to a nice pork loin and a bottle of Cabernet and...BANG! BANG! BANG! 'TRICK OR TREAT!!!' Right you little buggers, thinks Agricola. I answered the door and ...'Hello lads, ..oh yes, certainly, don't trick me...oh, goodness, by my Granny's sanitary towels, of course I'll get you a treat!!.'....so I did, a brace of pheasant that I hadn't got round to plucking! (Warm weather, been hanging for a while, plenty of flies about.....stunk like a ferret in a tart's handbag)....'here you go chaps, mind you enjoy them...tell your mum's that a bit of Elderberry Relish is just the thing...here, catch hold...no, never mind the maggots! Improves the flavour! Smell? No, that's flavour my bonny lads! Oh, you look a bit pale? Feel sick? Probably that stupid mask you've got smothering your face. Off you trot my proud lovelies...no, don't thank me...Bon Appetit....feel free to vomit in the flower beds...does the Dahlias a treat...do come again.....'
That sorted the little sods...don't think they'll be knocking again on this door in a hurry...
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Never really had too much trouble in the village with 'trick or treaters'..until this year. One or two of the 'incomers ' have brought their stupid 'customs' with them and have been banging on the doors, frightening the old folk and annoying the younger. We had two tonight: just sitting down to a nice pork loin and a bottle of Cabernet and...BANG! BANG! BANG! 'TRICK OR TREAT!!!' Right you little buggers, thinks Agricola. I answered the door and ...'Hello lads, ..oh yes, certainly, don't trick me...oh, goodness, by my Granny's sanitary towels, of course I'll get you a treat!!.'....so I did, a brace of pheasant that I hadn't got round to plucking! (Warm weather, been hanging for a while, plenty of flies about.....stunk like a ferret in a tart's handbag)....'here you go chaps, mind you enjoy them...tell your mum's that a bit of Elderberry Relish is just the thing...here, catch hold...no, never mind the maggots! Improves the flavour! Smell? No, that's flavour my bonny lads! Oh, you look a bit pale? Feel sick? Probably that stupid mask you've got smothering your face. Off you trot my proud lovelies...no, don't thank me...Bon Appetit....feel free to vomit in the flower beds...does the Dahlias a treat...do come again.....'
That sorted the little sods...don't think they'll be knocking again on this door in a hurry...
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Jas
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