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"Would you like a ham sandwich," he said.
"What?" she asked, looking up from the Ford Fiesta.
"I saw you parked here and thought you might like a ham sandwich," he repeated, running his hands through his greying hair. "If you don't like ham I've got cheese and pickle.
She didn't usually accept sandwiches from strangers, but she was hungry and the car kept breaking down.
He handed her a sandwich. She noticed that his hands were shaking - he looked nervous.
"I can't help but notice that you're pregnant," he mumbled.
"Well, either I'm pregnant or really fucking fat, aren't I?" she snapped.
There was an awkward silence. She munched the ham sandwich. He looked up at the sky. It was grey. It would rain later.
"Fancy a fuck?" he asked, not quite daring to look her in the eyes.
"Yeah," she sighed. "Why not? I've got fuck all else to do. The AA aren't coming for another 3 hours."
So they fucked. He came in her arse and shuffled off into his blue van. She finished the sandwich and waited for the AA----------------
There you go.
"What?" she asked, looking up from the Ford Fiesta.
"I saw you parked here and thought you might like a ham sandwich," he repeated, running his hands through his greying hair. "If you don't like ham I've got cheese and pickle.
She didn't usually accept sandwiches from strangers, but she was hungry and the car kept breaking down.
He handed her a sandwich. She noticed that his hands were shaking - he looked nervous.
"I can't help but notice that you're pregnant," he mumbled.
"Well, either I'm pregnant or really fucking fat, aren't I?" she snapped.
There was an awkward silence. She munched the ham sandwich. He looked up at the sky. It was grey. It would rain later.
"Fancy a fuck?" he asked, not quite daring to look her in the eyes.
"Yeah," she sighed. "Why not? I've got fuck all else to do. The AA aren't coming for another 3 hours."
So they fucked. He came in her arse and shuffled off into his blue van. She finished the sandwich and waited for the AA----------------
There you go.
Quote by GregLondon
"Would you like a ham sandwich," he said.
"What?" she asked, looking up from the Ford Fiesta.
"I saw you parked here and thought you might like a ham sandwich," he repeated, running his hands through his greying hair. "If you don't like ham I've got cheese and pickle.
She didn't usually accept sandwiches from strangers, but she was hungry and the car kept breaking down.
He handed her a sandwich. She noticed that his hands were shaking - he looked nervous.
"I can't help but notice that you're pregnant," he mumbled.
"Well, either I'm pregnant or really fucking fat, aren't I?" she snapped.
There was an awkward silence. She munched the ham sandwich. He looked up at the sky. It was grey. It would rain later.
"Fancy a fuck?" he asked, not quite daring to look her in the eyes.
"Yeah," she sighed. "Why not? I've got fuck all else to do. The AA aren't coming for another 3 hours."
So they fucked. He came in her arse and shuffled off into his blue van. She finished the sandwich and waited for the AA.-----------------
There you go.
Bloody hell mate, that's xlnt! Or, as they say down here "Ee makes Oi laarf!"
