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and helns arse reminds me heavily of the womans in Flashdance :twisted: :inlove:
the good lady bird bonedigger wondered if she would receive her favourite flowers on valentines day
Fanny says " you can park your bike in these woo" redface
woo enjoyed using his invisible fishing rod very much lol
Does animal/flower count as sex?
edit- poop missy is far wittier than me...
move along nothing to see here.
The International "Find Captain Snowy in the Blizzard" games has never been the same since he invested in a black car rolleyes
Whoops, you beat me :lol2:
Shaving was fine, until the stubble started poking through splendids knickers lol
Please can I have bigger breasts pleaded missy...
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Guess which sweet ate all the pies lol
Missy waited for her shibaru master to untighten one of the knots after laughing at his todger rolleyes
Fire liked to start the day with the biggest bowl of Alpen anyone had ever seen.
Mike had an overwhelming black market liquorice allsorts stealing racket going on, why, when you look through his window this is the view you get!!
Bonedigger made a mental note to contact Max Factor the next day about their run proof mascara rolleyes
Fire realised that this pot noodle would last her for about three days.
Mike always thought he had the best Liquorice Allsorts but he was mistaken.....
Dawn was presenting Mike with two choices as to which he would rather suck. :rascal:
It took people a while to realise that Mikes strapline 'would you like it in the liquorice?' did not mean anal sex...just his preference for using Bassets finest as a mattress.'
Matt was very proud of his nice shiny helmet wink
Pink was just coming to the end of her stint in the new Barbarella musical where she had received critical acclaim :P
Firelizard desperately tried to get rid of the fart wafting round her...
redface
......and seeing that Matt was suitably protected, wafted it his way :P
No matter how hard Fire tried she just couldn't get her handcuffed hands over her knees.
Mr FC finally managed to remove his pants after another 'wedgie' from the SH jokers...
matt didnt know wether he was coming or going so he just sat in his car until he remembered cool
All Tan's fans were worried that she hadn't noticed the cigarette burning between the fingers of her left hand.
In an attempt to broaden his appeal, Mike's advert simply said "all sorts"
Flower looked longingly at the coloured contact lenses...would purple go with his image?
splendid looked up pinks skirt and wondered just what she tasted like.
damn.. I think I may be wandering off topic.
ahem........Pink wondered if her bum looked big in this.
>splendid hopes no-one noticed the slight hi-jack<