and helns arse reminds me heavily of the womans in Flashdance :twisted: :inlove:
the good lady bird bonedigger wondered if she would receive her favourite flowers on valentines day
Does animal/flower count as sex?
edit- poop missy is far wittier than me...
move along nothing to see here.
Please can I have bigger breasts pleaded missy...
Matt did not wish to reveal any of his body on his avatar, and especially not his behouki.
Fire liked to start the day with the biggest bowl of Alpen anyone had ever seen.
Mike had an overwhelming black market liquorice allsorts stealing racket going on, why, when you look through his window this is the view you get!!
Fire realised that this pot noodle would last her for about three days.
Mike always thought he had the best Liquorice Allsorts but he was mistaken.....
Dawn was presenting Mike with two choices as to which he would rather suck. :rascal:
It took people a while to realise that Mikes strapline 'would you like it in the liquorice?' did not mean anal sex...just his preference for using Bassets finest as a mattress.'
Pink was just coming to the end of her stint in the new Barbarella musical where she had received critical acclaim :P
......and seeing that Matt was suitably protected, wafted it his way :P
No matter how hard Fire tried she just couldn't get her handcuffed hands over her knees.
Mr FC finally managed to remove his pants after another 'wedgie' from the SH jokers...
All Tan's fans were worried that she hadn't noticed the cigarette burning between the fingers of her left hand.
In an attempt to broaden his appeal, Mike's advert simply said "all sorts"
Flower looked longingly at the coloured contact lenses...would purple go with his image?
splendid looked up pinks skirt and wondered just what she tasted like.
damn.. I think I may be wandering off topic.
ahem........Pink wondered if her bum looked big in this.
>splendid hopes no-one noticed the slight hi-jack<