I need a stand in mother!!!

11 Nov 2004

My bloody mother's gone 'flouncing' off to the states for a month on holiday.. she's so inconsiderate!!! She didn't offer to take me or my daughter (just taking my daughter would've done)
But the truth is I'm missing her already :cry: And my 'other' mum is all the way down in Milton Keynes and is always busy working.
So... I need a new stand in super-duper mum for the next month..
Anyone gonna adopt me?

11 Nov 2004

There, there, come rest your head in my lap......
:rascal:
Mxx

11 Nov 2004

As I recall Venus was offering her grandmom for a small fee. HTH lol

11 Nov 2004

What about Judy? :shock:

11 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
My bloody mother's gone 'flouncing' off to the states for a month on holiday.. she's so inconsiderate!!! She didn't offer to take me or my daughter (just taking my daughter would've done)
But the truth is I'm missing her already :cry: And my 'other' mum is all the way down in Milton Keynes and is always busy working.
So... I need a new stand in super-duper mum for the next month..
Anyone gonna adopt me?

I've often been called a "Mother - "
So - me! me!

11 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
My bloody mother's gone 'flouncing' off to the states for a month on holiday.. she's so inconsiderate!!!

Shh! She's not really gone to the States. She's gone to the flounce thread next door > > > > > wink

T-J

11 Nov 2004

Quote by RedHot
My bloody mother's gone 'flouncing' off to the states for a month on holiday.. she's so inconsiderate!!!

Shh! She's not really gone to the States. She's gone to the flounce thread next door > > > > > wink

T-J
Are you implying that my mother might be on a swinging site?!? No.. please... stop the images.. thats disgusting!!! :shock: lol

11 Nov 2004

AAwww i,l be your mother!! if i,m old enough ( not implying anything about your mothers age wink

)i ,like cuddling people biggrin

:therethere:

11 Nov 2004

well to have given birth to me at a legal age you would need to be a minimum of 38 biggrin

11 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
well to have given birth to me at a legal age you would need to be a minimum of 38

ok i pass :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Don,t know why i,m happy at being 47 dunno

:confused:

11 Nov 2004

Quote by sexyann57
well to have given birth to me at a legal age you would need to be a minimum of 38

ok i pass :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Don,t know why i,m happy at being 47 dunno

:confused:
You need to be on stand-by with lots of hugs then.. oh and btw.. don't suppose you fancy having your new granddaughter for a couple of hours? lol

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
As I recall Venus was offering her grandmom for a small fee. HTH

My mum-in-law is free to a good home.................although I would swap for an 80 gig metabolism.
Venusxxx

11 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
well to have given birth to me at a legal age you would need to be a minimum of 38

ok i pass :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Don,t know why i,m happy at being 47 dunno

:confused:
You need to be on stand-by with lots of hugs then.. oh and btw.. don't suppose you fancy having your new granddaughter for a couple of hours? lol

YOU MEAN I,M A GRANDMA !!! WOW :happy:
I think i,ll just lie down a while :lol: :therethere:

11 Nov 2004

You've got another gandchild on the way as well lol... have you recovered from the shock yet mum? lol

11 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
My bloody mother's gone 'flouncing' off to the states for a month on holiday.. she's so inconsiderate!!! She didn't offer to take me or my daughter (just taking my daughter would've done)
But the truth is I'm missing her already :cry: And my 'other' mum is all the way down in Milton Keynes and is always busy working.
So... I need a new stand in super-duper mum for the next month..
Anyone gonna adopt me?

You can have my mum for a month if you want - he is house trained and she can cook, clean and entertain.
Shall I send her by first class post!

11 Nov 2004

xxx devil with a arse like yours i will even be your mother, if it means i can smack it

11 Nov 2004

Quote by melons
My bloody mother's gone 'flouncing' off to the states for a month on holiday.. she's so inconsiderate!!! She didn't offer to take me or my daughter (just taking my daughter would've done)
But the truth is I'm missing her already :cry: And my 'other' mum is all the way down in Milton Keynes and is always busy working.
So... I need a new stand in super-duper mum for the next month..
Anyone gonna adopt me?

You can have my mum for a month if you want - he is house trained and she can cook, clean and entertain.
Shall I send her by first class post!
I don't have anywhere to put her :shock: Can she afford to stop in the hotel round the corner.. then she can provide her services on request?

11 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
My bloody mother's gone 'flouncing' off to the states for a month on holiday.. she's so inconsiderate!!! She didn't offer to take me or my daughter (just taking my daughter would've done)
But the truth is I'm missing her already :cry: And my 'other' mum is all the way down in Milton Keynes and is always busy working.
So... I need a new stand in super-duper mum for the next month..
Anyone gonna adopt me?

You can have my mum for a month if you want - he is house trained and she can cook, clean and entertain.
Shall I send her by first class post!
I don't have anywhere to put her :shock: Can she afford to stop in the hotel round the corner.. then she can provide her services on request?
Ive got a caravan, she can park it outside your house and sleep in that.
Job done . Brill....

11 Nov 2004

i,ve always wanted a daughter!! and now i,ve got a granddaughter too WOOHOO and another on the way lol

i have had a busy day. :lol: :lol: