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Last night a certain MsPlanet kept me talking until all hours of the morning (well it was about 3 am if the truth be told) and I then had to drug myself to sleep.
Tonight I have to go to bed early as I have a funeral to attend tomorrow and can't take the night nurse (it renders me unconscious for at least 12 hours :shock: and that's a half dose).
So anyone spotting my msn or name on here beyond about please please hassle me to go to bed and attempt sleep. Do whatever it takesif necessary but keep me away LOL
Quote by Calista
Last night a certain MsPlanet kept me talking until all hours of the morning (well it was about 3 am if the truth be told) and I then had to drug myself to sleep.
Tonight I have to go to bed early as I have a funeral to attend tomorrow and can't take the night nurse (it renders me unconscious for at least 12 hours :shock: and that's a half dose).
So anyone spotting my msn or name on here beyond about please please hassle me to go to bed and attempt sleep. Do whatever it takesif necessary but keep me away LOL

Oi Calista,
Never mind sitting up with your computer till god known when at night. If you want an early night, finish your Tea, wash up, have a bath or shower and get to bed. Don't piss around doing odd jobs.
Go to bed NOW.
Is that enough bullying for you? lol.
Harry0
passionkiss Hope it goes okay tomorrow Calista hun
Shireenxxx
Quote by harry0
Last night a certain MsPlanet kept me talking until all hours of the morning (well it was about 3 am if the truth be told) and I then had to drug myself to sleep.
Tonight I have to go to bed early as I have a funeral to attend tomorrow and can't take the night nurse (it renders me unconscious for at least 12 hours :shock: and that's a half dose).
So anyone spotting my msn or name on here beyond about please please hassle me to go to bed and attempt sleep. Do whatever it takesif necessary but keep me away LOL

Oi Calista,
Never mind sitting up with your computer till god known when at night. If you want an early night, finish your Tea, wash up, have a bath or shower and get to bed. Don't piss around doing odd jobs.
Go to bed NOW.
Is that enough bullying for you? lol.
Harry0
LOLOLOL there is a slight flaw with your plan Harry - as brilliant as it sounds .. my dinner is cooking, I do intend to have a bath in a bit but ...... I also have two young children bouncing around the house until at least (god help me if I suggest an early night to them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
C xx
I can`t think who would have done such a thing last night! :shock:
I`m quite sure if it had been anyone from here that they would have.....
Told you to go to bed REPEATEDLY, and then sat back with dismay as you spend the next half an hour saying goodbye, and then, when they finally tell you to just FUCK OFF, get bombarded with bizaare emoticons, and stalked on the forum.
Seriously people, don`t say ANYTHING to her, it`s a devious trap!! surprised
You`ll try to do her a favour by telling her to go to bed, and she will draw you in :shock: :shock: :shock:
DO NOT FEED THE INSOMNIAC!!
Venusxxx
I like the plan VenusnMars, bit of reverse psychology. If everyone ignores Calista she will have no choice but turn off and go to bed, whereas on the other hand, we could spend hours telling her to go, giving the poor dear the fix that she needs.
A cunning plan indeed
Quote by VenusnMars
I can`t think who would have done such a thing last night! :shock:
I`m quite sure if it had been anyone from here that they would have.....
Told you to go to bed REPEATEDLY, and then sat back with dismay as you spend the next half an hour saying goodbye, and then, when they finally tell you to just FUCK OFF, get bombarded with bizaare emoticons, and stalked on the forum.
Seriously people, don`t say ANYTHING to her, it`s a devious trap!! surprised
You`ll try to do her a favour by telling her to go to bed, and she will draw you in :shock: :shock: :shock:
DO NOT FEED THE INSOMNIAC!!
Venusxxx

Sat back with dismay ..... I'm quite sure the person here was almost peeing herself laughing at the inspiration that was provided by my insomniac rambling :shock:
Huh I shall remember the very rude FUCK OFF ... at least I remained polite with my SOD OFF in return!!!!
a trap huh!!!!!!!!! this coming from someone named after a devious fly catching plant .... PFFFFFFTTTTTT
ROFLMAO..... rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Quote by Calista
So anyone spotting my msn or name on here beyond about please please hassle me to go to bed and attempt sleep. Do whatever it takesif necessary but keep me away LOL

Just be sure to make sure we're not blocked so we can see when you're online smile
Quote by zootle
So anyone spotting my msn or name on here beyond about please please hassle me to go to bed and attempt sleep. Do whatever it takesif necessary but keep me away LOL

Just be sure to make sure we're not blocked so we can see when you're online smile
ROFLMAOOOO I guess turning my MSN on would help redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by Calista
Sat back with dismay ..... I'm quite sure the person here was almost peeing herself laughing at the inspiration that was provided by my insomniac rambling :shock:

Who said anything about nearly?! :uhoh:
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
ROFLMAOOOO I guess turning my MSN on would help redface surprisedops: :oops:

banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars

ROFLMAOOOO I guess turning my MSN on would help redface surprisedops: :oops:

banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Venusxxx
You'll gve yourself a headache doing that deary .............
Morbius gave up long long ago ROFLMAO ...
Quote by Calista
I need bullying ....

SHUT UP AND GET ON THE BED NOW!
whip :whip: :whip: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
*reads rest of post*
Quote by Calista
Last night a certain MsPlanet kept me talking until all hours of the morning (well it was about 3 am if the truth be told) and I then had to drug myself to sleep.
Tonight I have to go to bed early as I have a funeral to attend tomorrow and can't take the night nurse (it renders me unconscious for at least 12 hours :shock: and that's a half dose).
So anyone spotting my msn or name on here beyond about please please hassle me to go to bed and attempt sleep. Do whatever it takesif necessary but keep me away LOL

redface surprisedops: :oops:
OK no probs... biggrin
Sorry Easy, she can`t respond, she`s in chat! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Sorry Easy, she can`t respond, she`s in chat! rotflmao
Venusxxx

Feck off you if easy wants me on the bed then easy can have me on the bed .... reads rest of his post ... damn does that mean you aren't coming round?????
bring the countess too ;)
Calista
If I see you on here when I get back from the pub I will deactivate your account until tomorrow afternoon. :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? lol wink

That should stop you!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Calista
If I see you on here when I get back from the pub I will deactivate your account until tomorrow afternoon. :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? lol wink
That should stop you!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

LOLOL good idea .. what times the pub shut and can you see me on invisible???
calista hun,
i'm not right good at the whole dominant male thingie, but i'll be sneakily invisible on messy all night lying in wait, and i'll give you a VERY stern telling off if i catch you. smackbottom
been trying to get venus into bed at odd hours all week tho, with little success! rolleyes
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uuummmm . . . that's not what i meant! you know what i meant right?
n x x x :P
Quote by neilinleeds
calista hun,
i'm not right good at the whole dominant male thingie, but i'll be sneakily invisible on messy all night lying in wait, and i'll give you a VERY stern telling off if i catch you. smackbottom
been trying to get venus into bed at odd hours all week tho, with little success! rolleyes
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uuummmm . . . that's not what i meant! you know what i meant right?
n x x x :P

Oooo er Vicar!!!!!
She is such a bad influence!!!!!!!
Neil honey you should know by now that the :smackbottom: is not an punishment but an incentive to be naughty!!!!!
C xx
i know calista,
it was more of a pointer really, so you know where to find me! :twisted: you know, if you can't sleep and i can't sleep, then well talk eachother into bed!
ummmm . . . that's not what i meant etc etc etc :lol2:
:P
n x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
i know calista,
it was more of a pointer really, so you know where to find me! :twisted: you know, if you can't sleep and i can't sleep, then well talk eachother into bed!
ummmm . . . that's not what i meant etc etc etc :lol2:
:P
n x x x ;)

LMFAO ... I've just had such a coughing fit at this ......
so bad one of the kids came down to check I was okay :shock: :shock: :shock:
You're a very naughty boy!!!!!! "snigger"
Quote by Calista
Sorry Easy, she can`t respond, she`s in chat! rotflmao
Venusxxx

Feck off you if easy wants me on the bed then easy can have me on the bed .... reads rest of his post ... damn does that mean you aren't coming round?????
bring the countess too ;)
And a riding crop?
What's Morbius's gimp impression like?