I Need Help!!!

9 Sep 2004

HI im new to the whole swingers thing and am looking for some one to show me the ways...i have a great work place fully equiped with sofa telly ythe lot, if you could help or know anyone id be really gratefull.. if you could email me at xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx or pm thanks alot
sam x
You cannot post an unverified email address on here - The Mods

9 Sep 2004

Bloody hell........
I really am angry now.
I go to dogging, this message is there.... I go to Meet Up, this message is there, along with a similar one!
Yeah, you need help alright rolleyes

Go and watch some more telly...... jeeez!
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

9 Sep 2004

I see you've posted this message on all the forums. You say elsewhere that you're in a relationship. Maybe your partner could regster here as well. Many of us have found the best way to get into this thing we call swing, is to become part of the community here, especially with your partner. Get to know us, let us get to know you. That's my advice.
Having said that, if your work place is where you wanna take people, maybe your partner doesn't know? Really, that might be a start... s/he may be as interested in this lifestyle, too. You won't know, unless you ask.
Welcome and good luck!

9 Sep 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Bloody hell........
I really am angry now.
I go to dogging, this message is there.... I go to Meet Up, this message is there, along with a similar one!
Yeah, you need help alright
Go and watch some more telly...... jeeez!
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You should worry, I open my pms and its there too!!!!!!!

9 Sep 2004

look peeps im sorry ok...my gf does know shes ill and cant have as much sex as she likes, she wants me to sing as she thinks its natural for someone my age to want more sex, sorry if ive offended anyone, i was only looking for some help!

9 Sep 2004

Hmmmmm.....
Foxys in Manchester
TheStud's ( rotflmao

) is in London.
So are you off on a roadtrip to see his fantastic workplace Foxy? :giggle:
I think I know how this is going to be answered.
Oh Mr. Stud if you are genuinely interested in swinging then I'll give you some advice for free....spaming the site and PMing at random is not the way to encourage others to swing with you. wink

9 Sep 2004

cheers easy, id be really grateful...im honestly genuine! didnt want to cause all this havok!

9 Sep 2004

we got a PM and an email . . . this is now getting annoying.
T

9 Sep 2004

ok appology accepted.
Now for advice go and read throudh some past threads that have a dvice for newbies - perhaps a mod could put you some links here?
Then write yourself a proper ad and dont expect instant results!!

9 Sep 2004

Oh well, at least I didn't get any annoying PMs...
OK, The Stud (yeah right rolleyes

).... spamming the board is one thing, and you've said sorry for that, so OK I guess, but sending what seems like a silly amount of unwanted PMs to people you have never spoken to before is well out of order. Consider this your first and FINAL warning!
Now, if you want to continue to be a member of this forum, read the rules first, then read some of the threads and join in like a sensible human being. If you are just after a quick fuck, forget it..... go and look up "prostitute" in the phone book instead.
Over and out evil

9 Sep 2004

Guys as another "newbie" we too are finding it hard to fully understand the ways of the world in here. There seems to be some very genuine people in here, mainly the girls, but also some very very strange ones.
When you first come on here it is like walking into a new local, the regulars are friendly enough but also a little reserved, they want to know who you are at first, which is understandable.
As another newbie, our advice would be take it easy, get a feel for the place, and always remember: good things come to those deserve it.
P&C

9 Sep 2004

Good advice cool

8-) 8-)

9 Sep 2004

Quote by mindblowing
There seems to be some very genuine people in here, mainly the girls, but also some very very strange ones.
When you first come on here it is like walking into a new local, the regulars are friendly enough but also a little reserved, they want to know who you are at first, which is understandable.
As another newbie, our advice would be take it easy, get a feel for the place, and always remember: good things come to those deserve it.
P&C

Think the stud needs some lessons from you, you seem to have it sussed, well done mindblowing.
x

9 Sep 2004

Quote by TheStud
cheers easy, id be really grateful...im honestly genuine! didnt want to cause all this havok!

The name's a bit pretentious isn't it? Have you got any references to prove that you are the stud you claim to be? rotflmao

:P

:lol: :lol: (just joking mate)
OK Links:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20031.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/19638.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/19626.html
And of course the always popular advice section
Very good post MB. What do you mean the women are normal :shock: confused

Have you not seen any of Debbiewebs posts at all loon

(

for Debbiewebs)

9 Sep 2004

Quote by TheStud
look peeps im sorry ok...my gf does know shes ill and cant have as much sex as she likes, she wants me to sing as she thinks its natural for someone my age to want more sex, sorry if ive offended anyone, i was only looking for some help!

Oh great - a karaoke !! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can you do Jilted John by erm Jilted John ??? :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
I'll start you off.......
I've been going out with a girl
Her name was Julie
But last night she said to me
When we were watching telly

9 Sep 2004

Can you do Jilted John by erm Jilted John ???
I'll start you off.......
I've been going out with a girl
Her name was Julie
But last night she said to me
When we were watching telly

I only know the last bit: "Gordon is a moron...."
Mike.