I need some new lingerie..

21 Sep 2003

Dear All
This being the only place I can think of to ask, I need to pick some learned brains...
Where, oh where, can one find a decent range of lingerie for the 'ample' lady? M&S don't really do the trick with me and they think all women are built like Kylie. I have to buy my everyday stuff from Evans, but they don't really do erotic, do they?
An Internet search yielded vastly over priced and not very robust looking American stuff... but where can I get a new basque that can withstand a good ravishing by six burly lorry drivers?
Cheers in anticipation.
Hxxx

22 Sep 2003

Heather - I can't vouch for this stuff but they are in UK at least..

Let me know, eh???? wink

x xx

22 Sep 2003

I've had some stuff through from just recently and its OK.
I have to be inventive when buying basques etc - I can only really get away with 'cupless' ones as I also can't find them in larger sizes. The effect is good though wink

Tess

22 Sep 2003

Cheers, Girls. I shall go investigate...

22 Sep 2003

Rigby & Peller... not cheap...but the best available, they have a website also
Heather, did you PM me??.... I can't get that thing to work. Any chance of a good old fashioned email instead. Ta very much
Beckers xxx

22 Sep 2003

H all sorted now :-) I was being a muppet

22 Sep 2003

Heather
When you get this new sexy underwear, will you model some of the outfits and perhaps we can help you choose? wink

22 Sep 2003

Mal, something tells me that this wouldn't be a controlled scientific experiment to help me make a serious decision. Maybe I'm just cynical?
At any rate, I may be looking for kindly volunteers to road test the new purchase so I can it you're offering...?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You could start a whole new marketting ploy - forget the Kitemark, how about the Malmark?

22 Sep 2003

Oh Heather, Heather
You've hit the nail on the head yet again! - but does it make a difference? smile

As for volunteering, I would love to, but you're darn sarf and I'm oop north, boo hoo sad

. But rest assured, if I am down your way in the near future (which I might be wink

) I will definitely be in touch, to touch!
TTFN
Mal
(with his tongue hanging out!)

22 Sep 2003

Mal my sweetie... I shall be only too glad to model for your pleasure - like you say, science or not, what does it matter? :twisted: I may have a mutual photo taking opportunity on the horizon so some new piccies are a possibility... maybe I should start a new poll asking for suggestions for poses?
Well... you gotta have a laugh.... lol

:lol:
Hxx

22 Sep 2003

Heather my pet
I would love to assist in your photo shoot, you only need to ask - and I only need to travel @ 250 miles!
Note to self - check diary for forthcoming trip south!
Suggestions for poses, hmmm, may have to pm you on that one :twisted:

22 Sep 2003

Quote by Heather
Mal my sweetie... I shall be only too glad to model for your pleasure - like you say, science or not, what does it matter? :twisted: I may have a mutual photo taking opportunity on the horizon so some new piccies are a possibility... maybe I should start a new poll asking for suggestions for poses?
Well... you gotta have a laugh.... :lol:
Hxx

Heather!! 250 miles is nothin! Im jus gettin me pushbike out, Il b ther by sunrise! p.s. Honour is good gear and excellent range of sizes 4 'proper' laydeez x x

22 Sep 2003

It's OK for you lot - I am being sent out shopping on my own with orders to buy a whole outfit. Talk about boldly going and fools rushing in and all that..........
Mind you, should lead to some interesting conversations with shop assistants. smile

So while we are on shopping tips..... any tips for a bloke out shopping for lingerie??? redface

:shock: :( :!: :!:
lhk
Kat

22 Sep 2003

I know very little about lingerie buying, so I'm keeping out of this one, ignore me, I was never here wink

22 Sep 2003

any tips for a bloke out shopping for lingerie??? redface

:shock:

:!: :!:
lhk
Kat
You could always ask the shop assistant to model for you.. just to check the cut...
steve

22 Sep 2003

just to check the cut...

Thats the cut just above the eye you'll get, is it?

22 Sep 2003

The answer is simple Heather. It will cost you around Â£45 and take 2 hours 20 minutes to action and you will have lots of fun as well. Forget British underwear - that is one reason why MandS had to close on the Continent. Take a weekend break to Brussels. There are dozens of sexy undie shops here - my lady knows every one of them he he. We also have some amazing clubs which make the British version look like the YMCA! Happy to tell more! Chris

22 Sep 2003

Funnily enough, until very recently I worked for Debenhams!
The boys and girls there, knowing I was of a more mature outlook on life used to send for me when they had 'one of them' (as they used to call the more unusual costumer).
I've kitted out everyone and everything from transvestites to transexuals to drag queens... but the universal moan was always the same - how come they don't do red high heel 'fuck me' shoes in a size 10 or 11?
Kat... you needn't be too embarassed to ask a well seasoned shop assistant for advice - we've seen and done it all! wink

Sadly I've now got the same problem with regard to sizes. My old faithful is showing the signs of one too many bukkakes.... hey ho! I shall keep you guys posted on the
quest for a new one... and thanks for your continued suggestions.
Hxx

23 Sep 2003

Dunno bout advising you on new undies Heather, but you could trade in your old ones to me id give em a good home.....LOL

24 Sep 2003

you could trade in your old ones to me id give em a good home.

Sorry, Jerry Cottles beat you to it... They are to be the new winter residence of Astrid the Camel. lol

24 Sep 2003

hope your well care.

24 Sep 2003

Try Also Asda do some sexy underware in sizes upto 40dd, not only are they nice they also are VERY reasonably priced.
By the way where did you get the "six burly lorry drivers"?

24 Sep 2003

Cheers Foxylady... but cup size isn't the problem - it's the bit across my back. sad

I need a 44 at least.. or even 46 depending on the cut.
Almost every clothes shop goes to 40 but only Evans goes above that. And Evans don't do basques.... however, research continues.
Hxx

24 Sep 2003

LOL...like your style babe......can you give the site address of the Skip you chucked your panties in.......LOL

24 Sep 2003

... and after checking out Pennybell, it looks pretty much what I'm after. Nice sensible sizes for very nonsensible ladies! Nice illustrations too!
Now all I need to to decide on the colour.... Mmmm Red, Blue, Purple or Black?
Hxx

24 Sep 2003

Black, definately :twisted:

25 Sep 2003

Purple .....mmmmmmmm my favourite ;-)

25 Sep 2003

We need a vote on this, definately, before you invest. Mind you, you could always buy one in each colour and please us all wink

27 Sep 2003

Hi Heather, you've had some humourous replies but this one is on the level. In the last 2 weeks we have received a basque ordered for my wife who is a size 22 from Bathsheba's Sexy Fashions in Wichita. Delivery took approx 4 days. It was ordered because it was the only lace-up 4x that I could find. An item may be say 80 dollars in the States but the same thing here will be 80 pounds or more. Carriage to the UK was 25 dollars and it still works out cheaper. Hope this is of help.
D&C Bridgend

27 Sep 2003

Cheers for that, Smooth2 (P.S. Why don't guys remember to sign their names?)
All this info is going into my file for future use. But as it happens I have just taken delivery on the new much needed item. I ordered Black... and they cocked it up and sent Purple but it was a nice shade of Purple and by way of an apology they knocked 10% off the price - so I wasn't too unhappy.
Now all I need is a willing photographer to take some snaps and you lot can see me in it. wink

Hxx