I need some new photos!

12 Apr 2008

What's the best way to go about getting hold of a discreet photgrapher?
I want someone to take some nice ( and flattering! :shock: ) photos for my profile and stuff. Nothing too in-yer-face, no gash shots and stuff :scared: just sexy erotica, lingerie and maybe some neked stuff.
Any ideas guys? wink

btw....I don't mean some bugger with a hard on turning up with his 2mega pixel digicam! rotflmao

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
What's the best way to go about getting hold of a discreet photgrapher? I want someone to take some nice ( and flattering! :shock: ) photos for my profile and stuff. Nothing too in-yer-face, no gash shots and stuff :scared: just sexy erotica, lingerie and maybe some neked stuff.
Any ideas guys?

I'm sure there'll be a photographer along soon to volunteer services!

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
What's the best way to go about getting hold of a discreet photgrapher? I want someone to take some nice ( and flattering! :shock: ) photos for my profile and stuff. Nothing too in-yer-face, no gash shots and stuff :scared: just sexy erotica, lingerie and maybe some neked stuff.
Any ideas guys?

I'm sure there'll be a photographer along soon to volunteer services!
see my footnote rolleyes

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
I'm sure there'll be a photographer along soon to volunteer services!

Hopefully, Sassy will get some good ideas of how to go about this but not get any offers as it is against the site AUP to offer/advertise for photographic services wink

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
What's the best way to go about getting hold of a discreet photgrapher? I want someone to take some nice ( and flattering! :shock: ) photos for my profile and stuff. Nothing too in-yer-face, no gash shots and stuff :scared: just sexy erotica, lingerie and maybe some neked stuff.
Any ideas guys?

I'm sure there'll be a photographer along soon to volunteer services!
see my footnote rolleyes

Seen it!

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

I'm sure there'll be a photographer along soon to volunteer services!

Hopefully, Sassy will get some good ideas of how to go about this but not get any offers as it is against the site AUP to offer/advertise for photographic services wink

but is it against the AUP to ask for them? :giggle:

12 Apr 2008

If I lived closer I would be happy to help ya hun :-)

12 Apr 2008

Erm, we do remove any posts asking for or offering photographic services.
The AUP states "Any posts on the site in any area, such as the forum, chat room or photo ads that are posted in order to exchange pictures, videos or offer photography services or similar."
But it is ok to ask for advise on having pics taken.

12 Apr 2008

I'll take them for you!! :twisted:

12 Apr 2008

I only do videos
you ever thought of making a special video Sassy? :rascal:

12 Apr 2008

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I only do videos
you ever thought of making a special video Sassy? :rascal:

In your dreams perv! rotflmao

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I only do videos
you ever thought of making a special video Sassy? :rascal:

In your dreams perv! rotflmao

What's up? It'll only be a small crew. 5 or 6 maybe
(depends how many tickets i sell)
innocent

13 Apr 2008

I would Sass - but obviously I'm far too straight ...

13 Apr 2008

Get new photos if you like Sassy but........
DON'T GET RID OF THE BOOTS!!!!!!

13 Apr 2008

Your boot pic was one of the first I really noticed when I joined. Even now when, I'm down, I seek out my 2 favourite perve shots. Your boots and a certain lady's red knickers. They've kept we happy for so long.
I demand a promise that your boots will not be deleted.

13 Apr 2008

Quote by keeno
Your boot pic was one of the first I really noticed when I joined. Even now when, I'm down, I seek out my 2 favourite perve shots. Your boots and a certain lady's red knickers. They've kept we happy for so long.
I demand a promise that your boots will not be deleted.

I promise hunni. I'll even get some 'special' ones done just for you kiss

13 Apr 2008

Let me know if you find someone Sassy, I need some new ones too, a couple of my pics on here are two years old, I'd hate to be accused of misrepresentation biggrin

The trouble is, appart from it being against AUP, you can't go to a regular photographer - for obvious reasons, and most of the offers I've had are from guys whose photographic repertoire involves family holiday snaps and their own cock shots, usually on a camera phone.
H.x

13 Apr 2008

Precisly H, that's my problem.
btw, if I find one, wanna share the studio time? :rascal:
:giggle:

13 Apr 2008

oooohhh me me me too, if ya do sassy let me know......or if anyone in the North west wants to volunteer pm me LOL

13 Apr 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
oooohhh me me me too, if ya do sassy let me know......or if anyone in the North west wants to volunteer pm me LOL

Oooohhhh!!!!! An H-x and Bony sandwich and all caught on film! :lickface:
:twisted:

13 Apr 2008

depends weather you want to pay or get it free?
if you want it free you could always approach your local college that does photography course ect and see if you could find somebody there
if you dont mind paying then give me a pm and i can give you the web address of a company which spealises in this

13 Apr 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
What's the best way to go about getting hold of a discreet photgrapher?
I want someone to take some nice ( and flattering! :shock: ) photos for my profile and stuff. Nothing too in-yer-face, no gash shots and stuff :scared: just sexy erotica, lingerie and maybe some neked stuff.
Any ideas guys?
btw....I don't mean some bugger with a hard on turning up with his 2mega pixel digicam!

Hi Sassy,
If you lived a bit closer I'd offer my services, I'm not a Pro Photographer I'm a Network Engineer... but I've been a keen amateur for over 20 years.
You could approach your local camera club... they are always looking for models... but you would probably have to let them keep copies of the photographs taken and, to be honest, camera clubs can be frequented by 'voyeur' types on nights including a female model... so be cautious!
Alternatively, I've noticed with a lot of the pics that people put on their profiles that they just need a little adjustment in Photoshop.
Let me show you what I mean:
The first image is the original from your profile, the second is a levels adjusted version;
REMOVED BY AQUILO IN RESPONSE TO COMMENTS BELOW
Or... sometimes warming an image with a little colour can help:
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Also... if you have pics that you like of yourself but that have other people in them (i.e. people who wouldn't thank you for putting them in your profile), then they can be removed using Photoshop, or even just blurred out in a soft focus way.
In reference to the AUP comments... I would have thought the ruling on posts regarding swapping pics, vids, services, etc is there to stop people using the site for financial gain.. for example Photographers, Agencies, Web Sites, etc. As a full member... nay, an eXtra's member!... I would feel more than a little annoyed to be told that it was not permitted for me to swap pics with friends I meet here, whether it be to help them with a pic for their profile or not! I understand why the rule is there, but it needs to be moderated in a sensible way that is best for the members... and as long as the posts are made in the swinging sharing spirit of the site itself!
Peace
Aq

13 Apr 2008

Thanks for that Aquilo. I've got Photoshop but I'm as shit when it comes to using it rotflmao

You do realise that by enhancing that boots pic, you may have reduced Keeno to a pile of goo rolleyes

Good suggestions for the camera club but we'll see biggrin

Thanks guys kiss

13 Apr 2008

Quote by keeno
Get new photos if you like Sassy but........
DON'T GET RID OF THE BOOTS!!!!!!

Well said!!!!

13 Apr 2008

Maybe this is just me... but I feel a bit uncomfortable with members taking other members' photos and messing around with them... confused

Am sure you meant it with the best intentions Aquilo, but I'd be a tad livid if that'd been my photos.
In fact... think am off to make all of mine private now. This thread has perturbed me somewhat.
Nola x

13 Apr 2008

Quote by noladreams30
Maybe this is just me... but I feel a bit uncomfortable with members taking other members' photos and messing around with them...
Am sure you meant it with the best intentions Aquilo, but I'd be a tad livid if that'd been my photos.
In fact... think am off to make all of mine private now. This thread has perturbed me somewhat.
Nola x

Must admit, I'm inclined to agree with you - particularly as the watermark has been removed from the boots picture.

13 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
Maybe this is just me... but I feel a bit uncomfortable with members taking other members' photos and messing around with them...
Am sure you meant it with the best intentions Aquilo, but I'd be a tad livid if that'd been my photos.
In fact... think am off to make all of mine private now. This thread has perturbed me somewhat.
Nola x

Must admit, I'm inclined to agree with you - particularly as the watermark has been removed from the boots picture.
Off both of them. :shock:

13 Apr 2008

I never looked at it like that and I'm sure Aq meant nothing sinister by it :shock:

13 Apr 2008

There is a phrase
"the camera never lies"
In recent times, that has changed to "the camera never lies, but photoshop does"

13 Apr 2008

Quote by essex34m
There is a phrase
"the camera never lies"
In recent times, that has changed to "the camera never lies, but photoshop does"

true but without it I'd never get laid! rotflmao