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..........................and it’s all your fault. If you didn’t keep me here constantly glued to my chair then I wouldn’t be in this predicament so I reckon it’s up to you lot to help me sort it out. Over the last 18 months I must have put on over two stone and I want to take it off again (and more). Your help with dietary suggestions is needed
It’s no good suggesting I go for a two mile jog every day cos I know I won’t do it and I have no intention of losing any limbs or appendages so those suggestions are out as well.
What has worked for you? Who wants to join me in weightloss campaign? How much can we lose before the Notts munch?
Steve
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..........................and it’s all your fault. If you didn’t keep me here constantly glued to my chair then I wouldn’t be in this predicament so I reckon it’s up to you lot to help me sort it out. Over the last 18 months I must have put on over two stone and I want to take it off again (and more). Your help with dietary suggestions is needed
It’s no good suggesting I go for a two mile jog every day cos I know I won’t do it and I have no intention of losing any limbs or appendages so those suggestions are out as well.
What has worked for you? Who wants to join me in weightloss campaign? How much can we lose before the Notts munch?
Steve

I'm happy to join you on a weightloss challenge. I need to loose a stone before the munch and start back at the gym this week.
well ofcause rigourous sexual activity helps to burn the calories...but if you ain't that lucky..bit like me....then I now read all labels on food really close. Average consumption of fat for a guy in a day is 90grams......if you try and limit yourself to about 60 which actually ain't that difficult...but does mean no choc...or crisps etc....then you will find you lose weight quite good. don't know if you actually lose two stone before Notts munch...but i certainly lost just over a stone in a year...which I was happy with.
What has worked for you? Who wants to join me in weightloss campaign? How much can we lose before the Notts munch?

Steve i will join you!.....need to lose a stone!.....so i can in to me cat suit! redface
So how we going to do it then?.....as in meet up on here each week to tell how much we have lost?...........................any idears? rolleyes
Im not bothere4d so much about losing weight caus efuck all that diet shit I go from one extreme to the other and dieting aint good for you but I really really really need to start doing some toning up exersice on my stomach, legs and arms!! confused
I'd be up for it, not that I'm totally unhappy with my body but I'm sure I hreard the poor horse groan this afternoon when I got on!
im very happy with what ive seen of your body so far.x.x.x.x
Ill join in,ive fallen off the wagon a bit recently,but im getting back on,im sure we could do a stone before the munch!
And we all know the best form of exersize is a damn good session :twisted:
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I'd be up for it, not that I'm totally unhappy with my body but I'm sure I hreard the poor horse groan this afternoon when I got on!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: you want to get a cob!........hold my wheight any day! rolleyes
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Ill join in,ive fallen off the wagon a bit recently,but im getting back on,im sure we could do a stone before the munch!
And we all know the best form of exersize is a damn good session :twisted:

well get steve over here Quik!..................as MR Debbs to nackerd at the mo rotflmao
Don;t loose it steve, send it to me...
I've always had a thing about being to skinny and would love to have an extra couple of stone in weight all over.
Oh and an extra couple of inches on the lenght of me willy would be cool as well lol :lol: :lol:
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Don;t loose it steve, send it to me...
I've always had a thing about being to skinny and would love to have an extra couple of stone in weight all over.
Oh and an extra couple of inches on the lenght of me willy would be cool as well lol :lol: :lol:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I'd be up for it, not that I'm totally unhappy with my body but I'm sure I hreard the poor horse groan this afternoon when I got on!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: you want to get a cob!........hold my wheight any day! rolleyes
Lol coincidence or what - the cob comes back on friday and I really have to make an effort to ride him or I've wasted the money having him sent away and broken in lol
Was my poor little arab x that wasn't too happy today
Quote by piercedJon
Don;t loose it steve, send it to me...
I've always had a thing about being to skinny and would love to have an extra couple of stone in weight all over.
Oh and an extra couple of inches on the lenght of me willy would be cool as well lol :lol: :lol:

hey that could be a good buisness venture.. i will inject the fat of my bum into the penises of men.. that way i can fit into smaller jeans.. and you all get 12 inch cocks!
lol
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Don;t loose it steve, send it to me...
I've always had a thing about being to skinny and would love to have an extra couple of stone in weight all over.
Oh and an extra couple of inches on the lenght of me willy would be cool as well lol :lol: :lol:

hey that could be a good buisness venture.. i will inject the fat of my bum into the penises of men.. that way i can fit into smaller jeans.. and you all get 12 inch cocks!
lol
ooooo stop it pleaseeeeeeeeeee i am wetting me self here! redface
Quote by well_busty_babe
Don;t loose it steve, send it to me...
I've always had a thing about being to skinny and would love to have an extra couple of stone in weight all over.
Oh and an extra couple of inches on the lenght of me willy would be cool as well lol :lol: :lol:

hey that could be a good buisness venture.. i will inject the fat of my bum into the penises of men.. that way i can fit into smaller jeans.. and you all get 12 inch cocks!
lol
:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
SEXERCISE ......... nothing quite like it. And if it doesn't thoroughly knacker you out...you aint being adventurous enough :twisted:
I'll definitely join the steveg weight-loss challenge. A stone by Oct 30th, you say?
I lost a stone on WeightWatchers last year but I don't endorse WW or any other faddy weightloss programme ie: diet. Dieting is really, really bad for you.
It's as easy as this - eat less, do more. Eat less crap and do more exercise. If you really, really want to lose weight then you will.
It's all about willpower and there's no better motive than a bit of healthy competition - so bring it on!
Can we leave it for just a day, though, 'cos I've got 6 Twixes and 4 Snickers in my fridge, not to mention the M&S all-butter shortbread in the cupboard ..... :uhoh:
lol.. so marya is going to eat 6 twixes and 4 snickers in one day?????? as well as the tin of shortbread!
.. i think i might call in and visit her! :twisted:
Good Idea Marya
Just had a chinese meal for tea and must really use those dips up that are in the fridge - they'd just go off u see!!!
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I'll definitely join the steveg weight-loss challenge. A stone by Oct 30th, you say?
I lost a stone on WeightWatchers last year but I don't endorse WW or any other faddy weightloss programme ie: diet. Dieting is really, really bad for you.
It's as easy as this - eat less, do more. Eat less crap and do more exercise. If you really, really want to lose weight then you will.
It's all about willpower and there's no better motive than a bit of healthy competition - so bring it on!
Can we leave it for just a day, though, 'cos I've got 6 Twixes and 4 Snickers in my fridge, not to mention the M&S all-butter shortbread in the cupboard ..... :uhoh:

ROFL .. that's as bad as my sitting here reading all the posts whilst eating Angel Delight! :shock:
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ROFL .. that's as bad as my sitting here reading all the posts whilst eating Angel Delight! :shock:

yes we KNOW angel is delightful! but she is NOT that kind of girl!... now stop spreading rumours about her! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Calista
I'll definitely join the steveg weight-loss challenge. A stone by Oct 30th, you say?
I lost a stone on WeightWatchers last year but I don't endorse WW or any other faddy weightloss programme ie: diet. Dieting is really, really bad for you.
It's as easy as this - eat less, do more. Eat less crap and do more exercise. If you really, really want to lose weight then you will.
It's all about willpower and there's no better motive than a bit of healthy competition - so bring it on!
Can we leave it for just a day, though, 'cos I've got 6 Twixes and 4 Snickers in my fridge, not to mention the M&S all-butter shortbread in the cupboard ..... :uhoh:

ROFL .. that's as bad as my sitting here reading all the posts whilst eating Angel Delight! :shock:
Ooops! I forgot about the Thornton's Traditional Yorkshire Toffee Ice cream in the freezer. I'm not a fat b*st*rd, honest!
Hey Steve - sex apparently burns 300 calories an hour - sooooooooo :shock:
Just take up the offer of all these lovely ladies on here.
You'll be superslim by then! wink
Steve...
I have heard you are a good looking HUNK, so if you run about a mile a day, you should be far enough out of the picture for us ogres! rolleyes
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Hey Steve - sex apparently burns 300 calories an hour - sooooooooo :shock:
Just take up the offer of all these lovely ladies on here.
You'll be superslim by then! wink

300 calories an hour??
well after an hour sex.. even if u have a mars bar to recover (i think it has about 299 calories).. u have still managed to lose a whole calorie worth of fat! not bad going! lol
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Don;t loose it steve, send it to me...
I've always had a thing about being to skinny and would love to have an extra couple of stone in weight all over.

I can press a few stone over you, mate.
Oh and an extra couple of inches on the lenght of me willy would be cool as well lol :lol: :lol:

How about having 5'2" attached to it, now and then?
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ROFL .. that's as bad as my sitting here reading all the posts whilst eating Angel Delight! :shock:

yes we KNOW angel is delightful! but she is NOT that kind of girl!... now stop spreading rumours about her! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
may I draw your attention to my signature? :small-print: ;)
Calista..... never mind.... you already know ;)
VIX
You may well be 5'2", but better things come in smaller packages...
Or was that what an old flame said to me so I did NOT feel bad????
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VIX
You may well be 5'2", but better things come in smaller packages...
Or was that what an old flame said to me so I did NOT feel bad????

I wasn't complaining about my height. Just stating it. ;-)