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Guees that answers my own question...Morbius got there whilst I was typing it
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Quote by Silk and Big G
If i learned one thing from my Father ( and I didnt I learned loads) it was how to make two completely different cups of tea .
Following the " Tea Raptor" mating call of ' make me one while youre up' immediately return with the recognised reply of ' sure honey'.
Then proceed to the kitchen and do as follows :-
Put kettle on , take two cups- one must be chipped . Remove two club choccie biscuits from the tin . Place one on the counter top . place the other on top of the kettle .
Wait for kettle to boil . Place tea bags in both cups . Pour fresh boiling water over tea bag in unchipped cup , put kettle to one side. Place melted nasty biscuit on saucer with chipped cup , check kettle has cooled to luke warm , then pour into chipped cup- and remove tea bag almost immediately. By now the other cup should be brewed nicely for yourself . Add correct amount of milk to your own unchipped cup and far too much to the other cup . Return to living room , state your undying love and furnish nasty biscuit/chipped luke warm combination to the Sofa Monster .
Voila!
G
see now that I find funny..
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Quote by Scandal
Daaaaaaaavvveeee ! Can you come down stairs now please!!! (in mrsangrydave voice)
Fuck off I'm asleep!
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Quote by Scandal
Mrs DaveJ in very angry voice: "David David get down here now!!!"
your worrying me now scandel..........you've clearly been in my house
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Quote by Silk and Big G
I found out today that if i leave hornyred waiting in the rain for me to arrive in the car to pick her up,,,,,,she becomes quite irrate , violent, abusive and needless to say ,wet ! .I will not do it again,,ever
I reckon the trick here D mate would be to hide all her clothes except the white cotton items during the winter . Then after getting soaked through she would at least brighten the day of any passing men and by reflection the attention would have her damp but beaming when you arrived late . what a bloody good idea S and BG. I shall begin sorting out the wardrobe tonight leaving white cotton items only.
do you think she`ll notice?? 
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Quote by davej
have you discovered something that every one else seems to know already.....
The cup-holder on my PC is also a CD drive. :shock:
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Quote by Calista
Back to the thread purpose
I have made a discovery ...... MrsDavej and I have something in common!
Husbands who are possessive about a few chips!!!!!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
;) I bet that scenario gets played out in many households ;)
It's not just chips Calista and I might also mention that its the fatest nicest chips that go walkabout, it's everything......
Now I do like a sandwich...not just any old bog standard sandwich, but a real mish mash of things sandwich....lovely.... time consuming to make, messy to make, time consuming to clean up.
As usual, I always offer mrs davej one, inevitably she turns it down, inevitably she then wants it as soon as she sees it laying on the plate with a garnish of crushed Pringles,
the choice now being....give up half of mine or go start all over again.
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Quote by Ice Pie
have you discovered something that every one else seems to know already.....
The cup-holder on my PC is also a CD drive. :shock:
I have just discovered that the immediate response to this post is to press the
'open CD drive' button and have a look :doh:
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there you go dambuster just what the thread was for.......a new discovery.
Quote by Calista
........wonders if it was a green jelly baby????
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Suprisingly it was still pink when it came out. (Look away now those of a sensative nature). I am totally loaded with the cold and had a sort of coughing laughing sneezing fit whilst reading about the mrsjasarus. Jelly baby head came right out my nostril - still recognisable as and still pink.
Incidentally I have a reject packet of jelly babies - they are all pink!!
Quote by celticq
........wonders if it was a green jelly baby????
:giggle:
Suprisingly it was still pink when it came out. (Look away now those of a sensative nature). I am totally loaded with the cold and had a sort of coughing laughing sneezing fit whilst reading about the mrsjasarus. Jelly baby head came right out my nostril - still recognisable as and still pink.
Incidentally I have a reject packet of jelly babies - they are all pink!!
ROFLMAO
it could have been a lot worse I guess .... you could have been eating spaghetti!!!!!!!!!!!
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celticq Posted:
I never knew until just now that a Jelly Baby Head would fit down my nostril.
I've just discovered that you can do the same with an aniseed ball ................ How do you get it out, Celticq???
I never knew until just now that a Jelly Baby Head would fit down my nostril.
I've just discovered that you can do the same with an aniseed ball ................ How do you get it out, Celticq???
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Quote by NLondonJohn
celticq Posted:
I never knew until just now that a Jelly Baby Head would fit down my nostril.
I've just discovered that you can do the same with an aniseed ball ................ How do you get it out, Celticq???
put your fingers in your ears, close your mouth and get a very good friend to blow up your arse
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LMAO Off topic or not THIS is what SH is all about for us !!
Funny nonsense :-) Thanks all xx
Funny nonsense :-) Thanks all xx
Quote by NLondonJohn
I've just discovered that you can do the same with an aniseed ball ................ How do you get it out, Celticq???
Quote by CQ in a Matrix stylee slow motion lunge towards NLJ
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You definately definately don't want to be doing that mate
Actually in futher consideration - I think you could drink lots and sort of either snort it down your nose and force it out. Or maybe stick your nose is some Coca Cola and it will slowly dissolve the aneseed ball. - God I am sooooooooo helpfull sometimes I scare myself.
CQ - with lots of food stuffs down nose type experience.
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