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I never thought I would hear it!

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*In Regga/hip-hop/crappyfusionshitmusician stylie voice*]
Iz steamin here bro...let's go....
I diz de peeps...I diz de peeps...u diz de peeps...we diz de peeps. And I sez where you gonna run where da word dun get u...where you gonna run where de words dun get

Happy Cats
:giggle: bolt
Sports Commentator: ".....and for only the second time in history, an English Captain lifts the Football World Cup!"
Well not in my bleedin' lifetime anyway!! .... hehehe
"I would love a coffee , please..."
Smoker Jim.
I was wrong, i'm sorry. Usama Bin Laden. redface
Matt
No! A war on terror plays into the hands of terrorists, we're going to be calm and reasonable.... and work out a diplomatic peaceful solution.
George Bushwhacker...
tonight, i think i will only post replies that are nice and helpful, and not take the piss out of anyone at all...." (yeah , right!)
Happy Cats.
Re: W.M.A. " Here is the proof " Tony Blair
Matt
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Re: W.M.A. " Here is the proof " Tony Blair
Matt

Yeah, in form of a receipt of sale from the US :shock: confused
I'm going to post each and everyone of these letters and not dump them behind a hedge
Postie
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No No... The shop is only round the corner - leave the limousines out - i'll walk!
Mariah Carey
I can't contain it any more - i want the French Frog B*stards nuked!
Tony Blair
No this is just an illusion - in reality i'm actually a 12 ft fairy princess from the land of the free speaking!
Justin Timberlake
Thank you so, so much for being a talentless waste of space - you make me look better! I'm being serious, thank you!
Frank Skinner to David Baddiel
You know i actually prefer "Barry Trotter" - comic genius!
J.K. Rowling
Tonight there will be very severe storms.
Michael Fish
Ah, so that's what a reverse gear looks like.
Tony Blair
" actually I think its time we stopped just wasting money on making their corrupt politicians rich , and just tried to properly educate them about HIV and population issues. "
Bob Geldorf
"I can't believe they keep buying this crap".
J K Rowling
I dont want to shag you Happy Cats!
A woman
"Yes, alright, we admit it. Fox hunting really is cruel and we should all be put up against a wall and shot for defending it."
Every toff who's ever been on a hunt.
"I've had enough of being the head of state. Charles, it's your turn."
The Queen.
We'll fight em on the beaches
A french man
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I dont want to shag you Happy Cats!
A woman

no no no...... things you thought you'dnever hear!!! tch ........
Postie
You need to lose the cat avatar, theres not room for both of us, I'm a bigger pussy than you!
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Postie
You need to lose the cat avatar, theres not room for both of us, I'm a bigger pussy than you!

I aint arguing with that...... lol ( in fact i have a new temporary avatar lined up..)
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Postie
You need to lose the cat avatar, theres not room for both of us, I'm a bigger pussy than you!

I aint arguing with that...... lol ( in fact i have a new temporary avatar lined up..)
what's up happy? U Feline a little intimidated?
Listen! I shall say this only once!
Fred Elliott
I will never hijack my own thread.....
Happy cats........
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Postie
You need to lose the cat avatar, theres not room for both of us, I'm a bigger pussy than you!

I aint arguing with that...... lol ( in fact i have a new temporary avatar lined up..)
what's up happy? U Feline a little intimidated?
I'm feline pissed off because I cant come up with a witty reposte!
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I will never hijack my own thread.....
Happy cats........

bastard!!
oh dear, the cats taking a pasting tonite :sparring:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
oh dear, the cats taking a pasting tonite :sparring:

WATCH YOUR BACK NEWBIE, WE HAVE SWINGING HEAVEN TRAPS :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by HornyRed
oh dear, the cats taking a pasting tonite :sparring:

WATCH YOUR BACK NEWBIE, WE HAVE SWINGING HEAVEN TRAPS :rascal: :rascal:
this is bordering on harassment, stop faollowing me you crazy woman
SARGE......
Quote by meat2pleaseu
oh dear, the cats taking a pasting tonite :sparring:

WATCH YOUR BACK NEWBIE, WE HAVE SWINGING HEAVEN TRAPS :rascal: :rascal:
this is bordering on harassment, stop faollowing me you crazy woman
SARGE...... JUST SAY I SURRENDER :rascal: CRAZY WOMAN :eeek:
Quote by HornyRed
oh dear, the cats taking a pasting tonite :sparring:

WATCH YOUR BACK NEWBIE, WE HAVE SWINGING HEAVEN TRAPS :rascal: :rascal:
this is bordering on harassment, stop faollowing me you crazy woman
SARGE...... JUST SAY I SURRENDER :rascal: CRAZY WOMAN :eeek:
You Surrender rotflmao I Win flipa