I suppose I should do one of those "Hello I'm new"

15 Jun 2004

Perhaps a bit late, but since I seem to be past the initial 'annoying single bloke failing to pull stage' and am quite possibly on the way to becoming one of the regulars, here goes...
Hello I'm New.
There - wasn't so bad now, was it? (although I'll admit I do feel a bit like Ive just stood up at an AA meeting).
For those of you who haven't met me in chat or the forums, my avatar should give you some idea of what to expect from me ... very bad jokes, mostly :-)

15 Jun 2004

I like lurking - but I've got such big mouth I'm just not very good at it
Mr Discreet - what is your avatar????

OOps should have put this in here then
Hello Mister Discreet wave

It good here, init?

15 Jun 2004

hehe - i'll leave the avatar riddle for a while, I'm sure someone will work out what it is ;-)

15 Jun 2004

Nice to have you in here.....Welcome!!

15 Jun 2004

Welcome from us too,xxx

15 Jun 2004

Hello. :welcome:
Still can't work out the avatar

:? :?
Looks like a rocket-propelled oil drum to me. :?
Welcome from a slightly confused easy :?

15 Jun 2004

it is an oil drum, but it's being used to hold something else (as they often are). The fire is just there to keep the contents hot. Just out of sight there are lots of traffic cones, if that helps.

15 Jun 2004

FFS - I must be going blind - can't thing why :shock:
I thought it was a filiing cabinet on fire!! I've often wanted to set fire to mine.
CQ

15 Jun 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
it is an oil drum, but it's being used to hold something else (as they often are). The fire is just there to keep the contents hot. Just out of sight there are lots of traffic cones, if that helps.

Hmmmm. So you've got a barrel of something hot and a lot of plastic traffic cones........
Are you melting down traffic cones to make a huge dildo by any chance? confused

:lol: :eeek:
Or is it more roadworks related?

15 Jun 2004

Do you actually need to melt down the traffic cones to do that?
But yes, a bunch of Irishmen would be digging up up the road nearby ;-)

15 Jun 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Do you actually need to melt down the traffic cones to do that?
But yes, a bunch of Irishmen would be digging up up the road nearby ;-)

I do love guessing games :happy: :happy: :happy:
eer do you barbeque them in the drum then..........
oh and a welcome from me also hope you enjoy things

15 Jun 2004

Hello Mr Distreet biggrin

Nice to have you on board. wave

15 Jun 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
But yes, a bunch of Irishmen would be digging up up the road nearby ;-)

Could you pan the camara round a bit please? I'd much rather be looking at the Irishmen!
CQ

15 Jun 2004

Quote by davej
Do you actually need to melt down the traffic cones to do that?
But yes, a bunch of Irishmen would be digging up up the road nearby ;-)

I do love guessing games :happy: :happy: :happy:
eer do you barbeque them in the drum then..........
oh and a welcome from me also hope you enjoy things
the Irishmen or the cones, Dave?
lol

at celticq

15 Jun 2004

Oh, maybe I should add that I'm abbreviated to "Mr_D" in the chatroom... and no, that isn't a clue!

15 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
the Irishmen or the cones, Dave?
at celticq

C'mon Easy, you aint gonna catch me out on that one, everybody knows you cant barbeque cones :smug:

15 Jun 2004

Hello Mr D wave

:wave: :wave:
Welcome to the Forum. Now then, I daren't go down the barbequeing Irishmen road so I am guessing that you soften the cones by heating them, then pull them over the head of the Irishmen and when they cool down you have a perfect garden gnome mould !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

15 Jun 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hello Mr D :wave: :wave:
Welcome to the Forum. Now then, I daren't go down the barbequeing Irishmen road

thats because the lazy sods havn't laid it yet cos they are sitting round Mr Ds drum drinking tea.

15 Jun 2004

Greetings M_D
Your avatar looks slightly familiar. It wouldn't have anything to do with Tycho by any chance would it?
Ice

15 Jun 2004

I HAVE DEFINITELY WET MY SELF NOW! :doh:
Must go and change me knickers bolt

O sos!...................... hello and :welcome:
love debbiexxx :rose:

16 Jun 2004

I've got no idea who Tycho is, but maybe he thought of the same avatar joke as I did?