Ok, just have to share this.
I had a date recently.
It was wonderful. Dinner, drinks, jazz bar, fantastic hotel, great company ... all the right ingredients for a great time.
until ......
My date got too drunk (yep ... more than me if thats possible ) and in the cab on the way back to the aforementioned wonderful hotel he started to doze off. No, that's not the problem.
It was when my leg started to feel very warm.
.
.
.
.
.
He pissed himself all over my dress and boots!!!!!!
:shock:
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I think Harry was my date !!!!!
Quote by Abilene
Ok, just have to share this.
I had a date recently.
It was wonderful. Dinner, drinks, jazz bar, fantastic hotel, great company ... all the right ingredients for a great time.
until ......
My date got too drunk (yep ... more than me if thats possible ) and in the cab on the way back to the aforementioned wonderful hotel he started to doze off. No, that's not the problem.
It was when my leg started to feel very warm.
.
.
.
.
.
He pissed himself all over my dress and boots!!!!!!
:shock:
Look I said I was sorry OK...........
Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
and iv been more drunk than you hun remember?
so how is Harry then
regards sercher01
:giggle:
and iv been more drunk than you hun remember?
so how is Harry then
regards sercher01
:giggle:
Sex God
Ab, send blonde's hubbie after him with his newly aquired chainsaw! :twisted:
Quote by varca
Well let me see, everytime you use a "rented" word over a period of time you have to pay a fee in kind to the "owner" of said word. Fees by negotiation and could be say a daily/weekly rate or clocked up over a month. Annual fees would work out more expensive with discounts for direct deposit
Oi !!! No word prostitution on my thread !!!!
Quote by varca
Well let me see, everytime you use a "rented" word over a period of time you have to pay a fee in kind to the "owner" of said word. Fees by negotiation and could be say a daily/weekly rate or clocked up over a month. Annual fees would work out more expensive with discounts for direct deposit
and would the fees be delivered at munches?
im told im to collect something from you at Wigan, i will let you buy me a southern comfort and lemonade and we can discuss your proposal
Quote by varca
Well let me see, everytime you use a "rented" word over a period of time you have to pay a fee in kind to the "owner" of said word. Fees by negotiation and could be say a daily/weekly rate or clocked up over a month. Annual fees would work out more expensive with discounts for direct deposit
and would the fees be delivered at munches?
im told im to collect something from you at Wigan, i will let you buy me a southern comfort and lemonade and we can discuss your proposal
Munches could be a good venue for collecting fees yes but only the lesser fees, no breaking of the AUP allowed :grin: The bigger monthly/annual fees would have to be paid via alternative venues :lol2:
Ahh yes nipple rings lol. Please don't drop them in the lovely glass of shiraz you will buy me
Ohh and Southern Comfort and lemonade???
:giggle:
yes, that is the drink you will be buying me, so dont forget
and its interesting you feel there could be a potential violation of the AUP, i shall go to bed and consider it ;)
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
Ok, just have to share this.
I had a date recently.
It was wonderful. Dinner, drinks, jazz bar, fantastic hotel, great company ... all the right ingredients for a great time.
until ......
My date got too drunk (yep ... more than me if thats possible ) and in the cab on the way back to the aforementioned wonderful hotel he started to doze off. No, that's not the problem.
It was when my leg started to feel very warm.
.
.
.
.
.
He pissed himself all over my dress and boots!!!!!!
:shock:
Maybe he'd read your sig...
*** Intimacy is about more than sex ***
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Sex God
<<<<<<< Is wondering if he should mention the word "Bucket"
Quote by varca
Well let me see, everytime you use a "rented" word over a period of time you have to pay a fee in kind to the "owner" of said word. Fees by negotiation and could be say a daily/weekly rate or clocked up over a month. Annual fees would work out more expensive with discounts for direct deposit
and would the fees be delivered at munches?
im told im to collect something from you at Wigan, i will let you buy me a southern comfort and lemonade and we can discuss your proposal
Munches could be a good venue for collecting fees yes but only the lesser fees, no breaking of the AUP allowed :grin: The bigger monthly/annual fees would have to be paid via alternative venues :lol2:
Ahh yes nipple rings lol. Please don't drop them in the lovely glass of shiraz you will buy me
Ohh and Southern Comfort and lemonade???
:giggle:
yes, that is the drink you will be buying me, so dont forget
and its interesting you feel there could be a potential violation of the AUP, i shall go to bed and consider it ;)
I told you there is no sullying of SC in my book and likewise with JD so there :DHope you enjoy your "considering" :giggle:
Just thought I would mention guys.
There is a really nifty little tool on here.
It's called a private messaging system, pm for short
Sex God
OMG Abi! it could only happen to you :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Abilene
Ok, just have to share this.
I had a date recently.
It was wonderful. Dinner, drinks, jazz bar, fantastic hotel, great company ... all the right ingredients for a great time.
until ......
My date got too drunk (yep ... more than me if thats possible ) and in the cab on the way back to the aforementioned wonderful hotel he started to doze off. No, that's not the problem.
It was when my leg started to feel very warm.
.
.
.
.
.
He pissed himself all over my dress and boots!!!!!!
:shock:
Omg, thats just wrong :shock:
louise xx
did I pee on anyone !!
Sex God
years ago i had a lodger who would go out on an afternoon to the pub and easily drink around 14 pints of lager.
He would then come home and fall asleep on one of my nice chairs..occasionally 'wetting' himself
I would obviously try to rouse him so he could disinfect the chair..Joy of joys!
Any way i took to coating the chairs with black bags and towels before he collapsed into his squiffy state.
A few years later after he'd left/got married/and got divorced, i spoke to his ex wife who told me that one of the reasons she divorced him was his penchant for 'wet warming' her back in bed after a night out :shock:
He would then come home and fall asleep on one of my nice chairs..occasionally 'wetting' himself
I would obviously try to rouse him so he could disinfect the chair..Joy of joys!
Any way i took to coating the chairs with black bags and towels before he collapsed into his squiffy state.
A few years later after he'd left/got married/and got divorced, i spoke to his ex wife who told me that one of the reasons she divorced him was his penchant for 'wet warming' her back in bed after a night out :shock:
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
'wet warming'
interestinggggggk
lpyes well i don't think it was a kink she appreciated
Sex God
lol...brought a smile to my face.............
