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i think i''m too old to......
Sex God
Im to old to... eat jelly tots but i do and i love them :lol2:
To young to be here by some opinions but
To young to be here by some opinions but
Sex God
your never too old for anything simple as
if it makes ya feel good and you enjoy it then ya plenty young enough to do it
if it makes ya feel good and you enjoy it then ya plenty young enough to do it
Orgasminator
Yup. I'm way too old to be a cyber chick. I did it anyway this year in Ibiza for Tiesto as I felt it was my last chance. Fuck em all - I had fun!
For anyone not sure what 'cyber' is (and no, not cyber sex lol)
*Her*
For anyone not sure what 'cyber' is (and no, not cyber sex lol)
*Her*
Quote by Whipsnspurs
having had a conversation with a friend recently about what we concider ourselves to be too old for, i wondered......
do any of you think that you are too old to do something or look a certain way, but do it anyway and love it?
our conversation came about because as an adult i probably shouldn't be as excited as i am about the new harry potter filmbut i love the books and the films and can't wait for it to come out!
so do you have anything?
whips
Well your not on your own there and Im not ashamed to say it either
Although, I have been feeling to old for my hair lately :shock:
I think I should explain, my hairs a bit long and ive always had longish hair, but then I see most women my age and above and they always seem to go for short hairstyles. So im beginning to wonder if thats the done thing once you get to a certain age
Even if it is, im staying the same :lol:
Louise xx
Louise xx
Sex God
apparently,acccording to some,I'm too old for lots of things.
Not least my insistence of playing Luke skywalker and wafting my Lightsabre all around the living room(yes I do still have light-just-)
Me,I say it takes time to master the Web Of Death!
waaaaah!
Not least my insistence of playing Luke skywalker and wafting my Lightsabre all around the living room(yes I do still have light-just-)
Me,I say it takes time to master the Web Of Death!
waaaaah!
Sex God
Quote by Whipsnspurs
apparently,acccording to some,I'm too old for lots of things.
Not least my insistence of playing Luke skywalker and wafting my Lightsabre all around the living room(yes I do still have light-just-)
Me,I say it takes time to master the Web Of Death!
waaaaah!
may the force be with you warmer lol
whipsthankyou Miss Whips!
believe me.... it's scary
the force has a Dark Side.... muahaha!
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
Wish I'd done it 10 years earlier when I was a lot fitter.
You were fitter than you are now? :shock: wow!
:inlove: 
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
I'm to old to enjoy........scooby doo! my favourite cartoon.
...but it's changed!... it used to be better!
The same as Tom & Jerry.
the old ones (Fred Quimby) were the best!
lp
Far mor violent but somehow far more innocent
Lot better though agreed Quote by Lost
Far more violent but somehow far more innocent
ah yes, the threesome fights twixt mouse, cat & dog.
a symphony of percussive sounds as stick, baseball bat and frying pan each hit thier respective target animal.
those were the days indeed. Put that on a loop and I could meditate for hours.
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
I'm to old to enjoy........scooby doo! my favourite cartoon.
...but it's changed!... it used to be better!
The same as Tom & Jerry.
the old ones (Fred Quimby) were the best!
lp
:thumbup:
How come the old ones were pulled for being too violent for children to watch and might alter their "innocent" minds into becoming violent criminals when, with the new less violent version, there is more crime committed by juveniles than ever before?
I am waiting to get old enough to do this!
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me,
And I shall spend my pension
on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals,
and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired,
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells,
And run my stick along the public railings,
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens,
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat,
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go,
Or only bread and pickle for a week,
And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats
and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry,
And pay our rent and not swear in the street,
And set a good example for the children.
We will have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practise a little now?
So people who know me
are not too shocked and surprised,
When suddenly I am old
and start to wear purple!
Jenny Joseph
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me,
And I shall spend my pension
on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals,
and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired,
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells,
And run my stick along the public railings,
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens,
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat,
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go,
Or only bread and pickle for a week,
And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats
and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry,
And pay our rent and not swear in the street,
And set a good example for the children.
We will have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practise a little now?
So people who know me
are not too shocked and surprised,
When suddenly I am old
and start to wear purple!
Jenny Joseph
Sex God
Quote by Steve_zodiac
My daughter reckons at 50 I'm too old to be wearing Calvin Klein aftershave,wearing Calvin Klein clothes going to rock concerts and holding my scarf up at a certain football ground I frequent singing Never Walk Alone.
:thumbup: Never too old for a rousing rendition of that particular football anthem Steve!
Rock on!
