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A few quotes from the Notts munch from forum or chatroom friends I'd not met in real life before:
"I thought you'd be shorter"
"I thought you'd be older" (I had this one twice... flattery will get you everywhere, ladies!!)
"I thought you were black"
Do I really come across as Sammy Davis Jnr. in my posts? confused
Did anyone else get shocks when they finally put names to faces? :shock:
Everyone was pretty much as I expected, with the exception of several ladies who I expected to be :lickface: but actually turned out to be sillyhwoar: :rascal: :phwoar: :smitten: :smitten: :lickface: and more!
lol
redface I have to admit to saying something like that to a few peeps i have met on this site, one in particular, I later have been so ashamed of myself as they must have thought that i was disappointed with them. What a bitch i must have seemed.
I certainly wasn't and have had to apologise to the offended aprty, yes, you know who you are and again i will apologise now, please don't dye your hair hunni surprisedops: i love you just as you are you sexy minx sillyhwoar:
G x
Quote by Mister_Discreet
"I thought you'd be older" (I had this one twice... flattery will get you everywhere, ladies!!)

As my nerves weren't allowing my tongue to work in conjunction with my brain most of the time last night - I have to admit to thinking this, just not actually saying it!!!! lol :lol:
Certainly alot of very pleasant surprises for me. biggrin
Hiyas Mr D,
Having been to a lot of parties and munches I too find some people are not what I imagined. xx
But even if they look different their personnalities are usually as I expected them to be apart from the odd few. xx
Its always great to meet people face to face xx
smile :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Desperately trying to remember what I said when I met Mr_D....... probably something "witty" like "Oooh you don't look anything like your avatar!" rolleyes If I did, I apologise confused redface
well i think me and reese were pretty recognisable............ biggrin :D :D :D
although i did hear the words "you don't look the same without a pint of guinness on your head"
but i know what you mean.. i suppose you build up a mental picture of someone and most of the time it is wrong.......
so sorry if i disappointed anyone.......
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
when dambuster said ello to me, he thought i should of been an od fart!!!
I'm thinking cheers thanks very much!!!!!
JGL
I lost count of the times I got "Oh so YOUR Dawn_Mids" but I don't know what was meant by it dunno
Dawn :silly:
smile
oh i reckon, do you think he'd manage us both ?
Everyone was younger than I expected for some reason.
Neilinleeds and Debbiewebs were by far more attractive than their pics. :P
I guess I've been lucky so far I've only had nice comments. My favourite being "How gorgeous are you??" (you know who you are). Sorry to brag, but I'm still smiling about it!
Meeting people in person was so bizarre. :shock: Spent the whole evening staring at cleavage trying to read peoples name badges. redface
As far as Mr_D goes all I can say is think spike from buffy......
I think everyone looked great, especially all the ladies. All I can say is that the bum and boob avatar pics do not do justice to the gorgeous women of SH when seen in person. :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Roger the dragon
ooo I could do spike from buffy lol wink
Not that I'm coming on to you Mr D or anything rolleyes
Quote by Marya
"How gorgeous are you??" (you know who you are). Sorry to brag, but I'm still smiling about it!

Was that me? No it wasn't! DAMN - can I say it now???? - Oh and - it wasn't £11 it was £15. rolleyes Tut.
Oooh and Steve_Lincs - you sooooooo look 20 years younger than your avatar!!!!!!!!!!
Hee hee - Just remembered - Dambuster asked me about 5 times if I used to be Shynewbie lol
Who was it who asked me how I manage such a close shave though? confused
And thank you to the person who asked me if I was a student and has just Pm'd me after looking my ad. Yes - I am 37 and flattery will get you everywhere darling. cool
Now - Marya where were we??????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
[Oooh and Steve_Lincs - you sooooooo look 20 years younger than your avatar!!!!!!!!!!

So that would make me 9 then :shock:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I lost count of the times I got "Oh so YOUR Dawn_Mids" but I don't know what was meant by it dunno
Dawn :silly:

Remember the SMB Dawn hunny??? i almost said that to you as well, lol!! i think its just that nobody ever expects you to be how you are, lol!
Quote by Steve_Lincs

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
U were a WHOLE lot cuter thatn your avatar cool
Well if were gonna be honest here,i thought that you ALL looked older in real life,a few definately should be in mingers corner and you all smell,not me!!! :shock:
I am joking!!! lol
you know i'm always surprised too. you know they're nice people from the posts they make, but even so every time i'm blown away by just how bloody lovely you lot are IRL! biggrin
and oi you denise! last north west munch i was accused of bein much older, and very very sensible! go figure! dunno rolleyes
rotflmao
n x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
and very very sensible! go figure! dunno rolleyes
rotflmao
n x x x ;)

Nooooo - you were just a bit shyer!
But that was before Blue's party! :roll:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I lost count of the times I got "Oh so YOUR Dawn_Mids" but I don't know what was meant by it dunno
Dawn :silly:

You've seen the boobs, now meet the woman..... biggrin lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well Easy said I don't look anything like my pics?
Still trying to work out whether to kiss the photographer or slap him lol :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Quote by Alexandra
and very very sensible! go figure! dunno rolleyes
rotflmao
n x x x ;)

Nooooo - you were just a bit shyer!
But that was before Blue's party! :roll:
well i'm still shy FFS! just cos i run round munches hugging and kissing and tarting for england does not mean i'm not shy! well ok maybe not quite so shy as i used to be, but shy all the same. ask anybody! :lol2:
and less than 4 weeks to satins bash. bring it on! :bounce:
n x x x ;)
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well Easy said I don't look anything like my pics?
Still trying to work out whether to kiss the photographer or slap him lol :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

Let me give you a gentle clue..................
SLAP (tm Jags) wink
Quote by neilinleeds
and less than 4 weeks to satins bash. bring it on! :bounce:
n x x x ;)

Better get that arse hardened up 'cos you're not going to get the gentle treatment that Countess gave you, at Satins party wink smackbottom
.......Middle aged
(no names mentioned but you know who you are!!! wink)
I inevitably get ... I thought you'd be taller!!!!!!!
mind you standing next to tnh ....... daft bloke knelt down to talk to me at one point ROFL.