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warwick
Sex God
despite having reached the ripe old age of 41 there are still things which I seem to be completely incapable of not doing even though I know it will cause me grief or pain :shock:
for example I know damn well that an oven is a hot place and that if i put my hand in it and touch the baking tray it will burn :cry:
so why do I do it every week confused:
I am aware also that irons are hot yet i still test the temperature by touching the base in some vain belief that I will remove my finger prior to the removal of my fingerprint rolleyes
not on your nelly
And finally..................Zips.............. :roll:
Ouch ouch ouch bloody ouch :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
The end of my willy looks like it has been ironed from both bloody sides redface mad :x
So what do you guysregularly do which you know perfectly well you shouldnt :?: :?:
Ps Im off to get some Ice :cry:
Unknown User
:therethere:
id offer to kiss it better but that migt be painful :shock:
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Helping my mum cook... :shock: now that is bloody painful but i still do it when i can rolleyes
I just never learn.......oh and hot baths if u leave the hot tap on longer than the cold when running together it will be bloody hot when u put your toe in mad but i still bloody do it every morning :roll:
tomsy1
Warming the Bed
I'am always putting my mobile phone in the recess of the dashboard of my car(just by the speedo and tachometer) and on deciding I need it i put my hand through the steering wheel to get it, this is normally just after I've turned a corner and the wheel is returning to its central position arhhhhhhhhhh :shock: . I've being do this for years, you'd think I'd learnt by now. Proberly take me to end up in a ditch before it finally sinks in!!!!!! redface
I think we get worse as we get older!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Dawnie
Sex God
Awwwww warwick you poor thing :therethere:
Can we see pics :rascal:
TallFunLondon
Orgasminator
Always check my pockets for wallet, phone, fags and lighter - but never keys - must lock myslef out about once a week - really annoying I cant ever remember - neighbours with the spare set getting very irritated!!
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Quote by warwick
for example I know damn well that an oven is a hot place and that if i put my hand in it and touch the baking tray it will burn :cry:
so why do I do it every week confused:
So what do you guysregularly do which you know perfectly well you shouldnt :?: :?:
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I do that one too! Well more that I get something from one shelf (sensibly using the oven cloth), but constantly catch the back of my hand or wrist on an upper shelf!
Also I am forever walking too close to a door whan I walk through a doorway and catch my arms on the door latches - seem never to be without a bruise on my arm.
And DESK CORNERS!!! - god they hurt - I catch my thighs on those at least once a day when I'm in the office!
Hugs, Alex x x
Lindaxxx
Orgasminator
I also always check iron to see if its hot with my fingers..
And also, if i see a wet paint sign i just got to touch it , to see if it is wet, and it usually is biggrin
Lindaxxx
BallouBear
Orgasminator
Well not to sure if I should post this as it was a tad embarrassing, but …….
A number of years ago when I was an apprentice electrician I was working in a large M&S store.
There I was, with the gaffer installing extra power in a room with no windows. Obviously bored with this I started to look around and saw a little red button. As a stared at it, it looked back “press me press me” it was saying – “go on you know you want to”.
Temptation getting the better of me, pressed I did. Bugger me, but nothing happened – nothing at all. Bloody thing must be broken, so I pressed again, still nothing.
As the gaffer shouted over saying something along the lines of get on with your work you lazy git, I forgot the button and continued with my work.
Well about 5 minutes later some burly policemen came rushing up the stairs and burst into the room.
They looked at me
I looked at them
They looked at the button
I looked at the button
My gaffer looked at the button
They looked at me
I looked at the floor
“Who pressed that bloody button” said a 6foot high copper whilst sweating profusely
Gaffer looks at me
I look at the floor rolleyes
“Who pressed that bloody button” repeated the copper, the sweat now dripping off his forehead – cheeks flushed, giving him that demonic look
“It must be an electrical fault” said my gaffer.
God I got a bollocking for that one. redface
It turned out that the store had immediately shut – two fire engines, 1 ambulance and an abundance of police had arrived in response to someone pressing the panic button in the cash counting office.
Probably the only time I pressed a particular button and actually had a response (think about that one)
:twisted:
Vix
Sex God
Manolishi? I hope you're still buying drinks for that man! Regardless of his no longer being your boss/living hundreds of miles away/being dead. He deserves it.
BallouBear
Orgasminator
Quote by Vix
Manolishi? I hope you're still buying drinks for that man! Regardless of his no longer being your boss/living hundreds of miles away/being dead. He deserves it.

But of course! I still send him a Christmas Card every year -
OMG hope non of the coppers are swingers .......................... :shock:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Manolishi
OMG hope non of the coppers are swingers .......................... :shock:

I hope they are sat here reading this. I'd piss myself laughing if one of them spoke up rotflmao:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: