At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man
that long
That I grew strong
And knew that I could take you on
But there you are... another lie,
I was geared up for a Big Mac and you've brought me a
French fry
I should have known it was bull$h*t, just a sad,
pathetic dream
Should have known no anaconda
would be lurking in thosejeans...
Go on now go... walk out the door
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4
Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you
out
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size
doesn't count!
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive
Cos as long as I have batteries my s*x life is gonna
thrive!
I will always have good s*x with a handful of latex
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey
It took all my self-control not to laugh out
loud
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all
your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed
Go on now go... you'd better flee
Last time I saw a pr*ck that small was on my brother...
he was 3
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at
me
Go on now go... just hit the track
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always
throw them
back
The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as
yours
Is to stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce
(Chorus)
Go on now go... get out of my sight
I'm going back to my appliance 'cos I know it's length
is right
And if I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my
door
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off
the floor
Go on now go...
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