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Well if the truckers can have one, so can we.
A place where all the S/H ice cream men can chat, swop stories n stuff and chat about any gossip from the world of ice cream van driving,
So here goes,,
Ive broke 4 cones this morning already confused
My freezer cabinet went down last night and all me Fab lollies melted. mad
and me wafers have gone soggy due to the sudden cold snap evil
On the brighter side guys, have you seen the latest ice cream van ring tones you can download from the net?
My van is playing " sponge bob square pants", the punters love it biggrin
Are flakes getting smaller?
Are you Mr Softee???? confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
.... or Mr Whippy?
are all ice cream van men pervs? ours is he makes very suggestive comments when i get a flake in my icecream :O
Do you have to spend along time counting to make sure they really do get 100's and 1000's or is the use of the word "sprinkles" just a cop out so you can get away with smaller portions?
Quote by PoloLady
Do you have to spend along time counting to make sure they really do get 100's and 1000's or is the use of the word "sprinkles" just a cop out so you can get away with smaller portions?

He struggles with a 99 !!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Do you have to spend along time counting to make sure they really do get 100's and 1000's or is the use of the word "sprinkles" just a cop out so you can get away with smaller portions?

He struggles with a 99 !!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That is because HornyRed seems to distract him when he gets to one before 70 wink
(come on think about it... 70 - 1 = ?)
Quote by Dino
On the brighter side guys, have you seen the latest ice cream van ring tones you can download from the net?
My van is playing " sponge bob square pants", the punters love it biggrin

Shhhhh!!! you'll give them upstairs ideas for site 'extras'
i used to like ice cream until i saw how it was made

chocolate sprinkles anyone
dont play sponge bob.. stick to the tedy bears picnic tune..
much more suggestive!
hmmm i wonder what i will get if i go down to the woods today! wink
maet2please - new keyboard please - am still laughing.
Have always wondered what ice-cream men do in the winter?? Genuinely.
Quote by Dino
Well if the truckers can have one, so can we.
A place where all the S/H ice cream men can chat, swop stories n stuff and chat about any gossip from the world of ice cream van driving,
So here goes,,
Ive broke 4 cones this morning already confused
My freezer cabinet went down last night and all me Fab lollies melted. mad
and me wafers have gone soggy due to the sudden cold snap evil
On the brighter side guys, have you seen the latest ice cream van ring tones you can download from the net?
My van is playing " sponge bob square pants", the punters love it biggrin

ummmmmmm, do you have a liitle stool to stand on so that you can see over the counter????? lol :lol:
Quote by Kit
Well if the truckers can have one, so can we.
A place where all the S/H ice cream men can chat, swop stories n stuff and chat about any gossip from the world of ice cream van driving,
So here goes,,
Ive broke 4 cones this morning already confused
My freezer cabinet went down last night and all me Fab lollies melted. mad
and me wafers have gone soggy due to the sudden cold snap evil
On the brighter side guys, have you seen the latest ice cream van ring tones you can download from the net?
My van is playing " sponge bob square pants", the punters love it biggrin

ummmmmmm, do you have a liitle stool to stand on so that you can see over the counter????? lol :lol:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Go girl :giggle:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Are you Mr Softee???? confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Always bloody soft rolleyes
OOhh just had an idea, you guys ever gone dogging with yr van? You could make a killing afterwards! :!:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Are you Mr Softee???? confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
erm, no never redface
Quote by PoloLady
.... or Mr Whippy?
:rascal:
Quote by PoloLady
Are flakes getting smaller?

no, your gettin greedier :lol: wink
Apparently, they found an ice cream man dead near here the other day! :shock:
He was lying on the floor of his van, covered in raspberry sauce and 100s and 1000s!
The police think he topped himself rotflmao
I'll swop you 25 tons of spuds on my truck for a daily 69
Erm..................I mean a 99 redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
:rascal:
Keep thinking of that Haagen Daz ad where they get it on with one tub of ice cream - wonder how much fun you could have with a group of people and one of those Mr Whippy machines ? :rascal:
Dino's Ices - Often licked, but never beaten.
Quote by EagerSlut
I'll swop you 25 tons of spuds on my truck for a daily 69
Erm..................I mean a 99 redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
:rascal:

What would i want with 25 tons of spuds?
you can have the daily 69 for free :rascal:
Skimpy tells me you can buy black men from ice cream vans in Scotland :shock:
I think this is a bit unfair and sexist, as the chap doesn't sell black ladies confused
She did say that a black man, was a wafer type ice cream, but I have my doubts lol
Quote by Dino
What would i want with 25 tons of spuds?

Ice cream and chips? dunno :dunno:
innocent :whistling:
Yep!!!!!!!!
You look the part.
lol :lol: :lol: