Ice cream van drivers thread .

30 Nov 2005

Well if the truckers can have one, so can we.
A place where all the S/H ice cream men can chat, swop stories n stuff and chat about any gossip from the world of ice cream van driving,
So here goes,,
Ive broke 4 cones this morning already confused

My freezer cabinet went down last night and all me Fab lollies melted. mad

and me wafers have gone soggy due to the sudden cold snap evil

On the brighter side guys, have you seen the latest ice cream van ring tones you can download from the net?
My van is playing " sponge bob square pants", the punters love it biggrin

30 Nov 2005

Are flakes getting smaller?

30 Nov 2005

Are you Mr Softee???? confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

30 Nov 2005

.... or Mr Whippy?

30 Nov 2005

are all ice cream van men pervs? ours is he makes very suggestive comments when i get a flake in my icecream :O

30 Nov 2005

Do you have to spend along time counting to make sure they really do get 100's and 1000's or is the use of the word "sprinkles" just a cop out so you can get away with smaller portions?

30 Nov 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Do you have to spend along time counting to make sure they really do get 100's and 1000's or is the use of the word "sprinkles" just a cop out so you can get away with smaller portions?

He struggles with a 99 !!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Do you have to spend along time counting to make sure they really do get 100's and 1000's or is the use of the word "sprinkles" just a cop out so you can get away with smaller portions?

He struggles with a 99 !!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That is because HornyRed seems to distract him when he gets to one before 70 wink

(come on think about it... 70 - 1 = ?)

30 Nov 2005

xxx

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
On the brighter side guys, have you seen the latest ice cream van ring tones you can download from the net?
My van is playing " sponge bob square pants", the punters love it

Shhhhh!!! you'll give them upstairs ideas for site 'extras'
i used to like ice cream until i saw how it was made

chocolate sprinkles anyone

30 Nov 2005

dont play sponge bob.. stick to the tedy bears picnic tune..
much more suggestive!
hmmm i wonder what i will get if i go down to the woods today! wink

30 Nov 2005

maet2please - new keyboard please - am still laughing.
Have always wondered what ice-cream men do in the winter?? Genuinely.

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
Well if the truckers can have one, so can we.
A place where all the S/H ice cream men can chat, swop stories n stuff and chat about any gossip from the world of ice cream van driving,
So here goes,,
Ive broke 4 cones this morning already
My freezer cabinet went down last night and all me Fab lollies melted.
and me wafers have gone soggy due to the sudden cold snap
On the brighter side guys, have you seen the latest ice cream van ring tones you can download from the net?
My van is playing " sponge bob square pants", the punters love it

ummmmmmm, do you have a liitle stool to stand on so that you can see over the counter????? lol

:lol:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Kit
Well if the truckers can have one, so can we.
A place where all the S/H ice cream men can chat, swop stories n stuff and chat about any gossip from the world of ice cream van driving,
So here goes,,
Ive broke 4 cones this morning already
My freezer cabinet went down last night and all me Fab lollies melted.
and me wafers have gone soggy due to the sudden cold snap
On the brighter side guys, have you seen the latest ice cream van ring tones you can download from the net?
My van is playing " sponge bob square pants", the punters love it

ummmmmmm, do you have a liitle stool to stand on so that you can see over the counter????? lol

:lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Go girl :giggle:
bolt

Fee
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30 Nov 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Are you Mr Softee???? :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Always bloody soft rolleyes

30 Nov 2005

OOhh just had an idea, you guys ever gone dogging with yr van? You could make a killing afterwards! :!:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Are you Mr Softee???? :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:

erm, no never redface

Quote by PoloLady
.... or Mr Whippy?

:rascal:

Quote by PoloLady
Are flakes getting smaller?

no, your gettin greedier :lol: wink

30 Nov 2005

Apparently, they found an ice cream man dead near here the other day! :shock:
He was lying on the floor of his van, covered in raspberry sauce and 100s and 1000s!
The police think he topped himself rotflmao

30 Nov 2005

I'll swop you 25 tons of spuds on my truck for a daily 69
Erm..................I mean a 99 redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
:rascal:

30 Nov 2005

Keep thinking of that Haagen Daz ad where they get it on with one tub of ice cream - wonder how much fun you could have with a group of people and one of those Mr Whippy machines ? :rascal:

30 Nov 2005

Dino's Ices - Often licked, but never beaten.

30 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I'll swop you 25 tons of spuds on my truck for a daily 69
Erm..................I mean a 99 ops: :oops: :oops:
:rascal:

What would i want with 25 tons of spuds?
you can have the daily 69 for free :rascal:

30 Nov 2005

Skimpy tells me you can buy black men from ice cream vans in Scotland :shock:
I think this is a bit unfair and sexist, as the chap doesn't sell black ladies confused

She did say that a black man, was a wafer type ice cream, but I have my doubts lol

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
What would i want with 25 tons of spuds?

Ice cream and chips? dunno

:dunno:

:whistling:

30 Nov 2005

Yep!!!!!!!!
You look the part.
lol

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