Just wanna run with this after an idea started after reading a post by "Meat2pleaseu" on a topic run by an absolute bellend now barred...
Anyway the comment "Idiot Skittles was used and well I thought if you could name 3 annoying celebs to put at the front of the triangl in the line of fire as it were from this fuck off great bowling ball... who would you wish to be there and give a reason too... if you want...
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Idiot Skittles
Warming the Bed
steven bloody fry - funny faced, get a hair cut, annoying voice t**t!!!!!!!
sorry cant stand him
sorry cant stand him
I think George Double yuh would be up there...
stumped meself trying of think of annoying gits off the telly and shit...
Pete Docherty for fucking up the fact he could goto bed every night with Kate Moss I spose...
Anee Robinson... cause I hate her and that fucking stupid wink she does...
stumped meself trying of think of annoying gits off the telly and shit...
Pete Docherty for fucking up the fact he could goto bed every night with Kate Moss I spose...
Anee Robinson... cause I hate her and that fucking stupid wink she does...
Sex God
the entire cast of friends, they're about as funny as dropping boiling chip fat on your bolox 
Quote by Happy Cats
David Blaine - youre not mysterious, youre a twat!
Fucking hilarioous... made me laugh anyway... :twisted:
Sex God
The Gallagher twins (Oasis) for being so boringly immature.
Peter Tatchell (for being so naiive back in the 70s).
Princess Michael of Kent (for still believing the rest of us are peasants. :huh:
:twisted: :twisted:
Peter Tatchell (for being so naiive back in the 70s).
Princess Michael of Kent (for still believing the rest of us are peasants. :huh:
:twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Anthony Worrall-Thompson just because he's an arse.
Chubby Brown...ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Nicole Kidman - stuck up bitch who can't act to save her life.
Chubby Brown...ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Nicole Kidman - stuck up bitch who can't act to save her life.
Orgasminator
Quote by Benz2502
Just wanna run with this after an idea started after reading a post by "Meat2pleaseu" on a topic run by an absolute bellend now barred...
Anyway the comment "Idiot Skittles was used and well I thought if you could name 3 annoying celebs to put at the front of the triangl in the line of fire as it were from this fuck off great bowling ball... who would you wish to be there and give a reason too... if you want...
so it's a big ball then.... not just yer averaged size bowling ball... cause if we're using people as the skittles i guess it would have to be a BIG ball
yet another random thought just gone.....
Oh and my three?
Howard Brown, from the Halifax. Because I auditioned for that advert.
Phil Collins. You're no Peter Gabrirel.
That dog they use on adverts. You know, the mongrelly one, that covers it's eyes with its paws and all that shite. It's not clever to perform for food. It's degrading. Learn some self respect - go watch a cat.
Howard Brown, from the Halifax. Because I auditioned for that advert.
Phil Collins. You're no Peter Gabrirel.
That dog they use on adverts. You know, the mongrelly one, that covers it's eyes with its paws and all that shite. It's not clever to perform for food. It's degrading. Learn some self respect - go watch a cat.
Sex God
Sorry Darkfine, im revoking your Charlotte Church nomination due to her being super sexy.
voice of an angel, body of a filthy trollop :bounce:
hwoar: :smitten: 
voice of an angel, body of a filthy trollop :bounce:
hwoar: :smitten: Gosh, so many too choose from. Why can't it be 100 pin bowling?
Well I suppose my first would be whoever is in charge of programming on ITV; the brain of an ant and lacking in any imagination. Secondly, Jordan and Peter Andre (they are the same person now much like Anton Dec) because it depresses me that I know who they are. Finally, this pikey little chav I meet at the bus stop every morning, who insists on asking me for a fag even though he knows from past experience that there is no chance he'll be getting one.
Who is Pete Doherty? All this week I've heard he is Kate Moss' boyfriend but what does he actually do besides enjoying the produce of Colombia?
Well I suppose my first would be whoever is in charge of programming on ITV; the brain of an ant and lacking in any imagination. Secondly, Jordan and Peter Andre (they are the same person now much like Anton Dec) because it depresses me that I know who they are. Finally, this pikey little chav I meet at the bus stop every morning, who insists on asking me for a fag even though he knows from past experience that there is no chance he'll be getting one.
Who is Pete Doherty? All this week I've heard he is Kate Moss' boyfriend but what does he actually do besides enjoying the produce of Colombia?
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Gosh, so many too choose from. Why can't it be 100 pin bowling?
Well I suppose my first would be whoever is in charge of programming on ITV; the brain of an ant and lacking in any imagination. Secondly, Jordan and Peter Andre (they are the same person now much like Anton Dec) because it depresses me that I know who they are. Finally, this pikey little chav I meet at the bus stop every morning, who insists on asking me for a fag even though he knows from past experience that there is no chance he'll be getting one.
Who is Pete Doherty? All this week I've heard he is Kate Moss' boyfriend but what does he actually do besides enjoying the produce of Colombia?
believe hes a semi professional low life drug consumer with zero talent
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believe hes a semi professional low life drug consumer with zero talent
Thanks for that Sxboy, I had an inkling it may be something like that but needed confirmation. Do you think in a few years time he'll be appearing on people's doorsteps asking if they need their drives doing?
