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Guess who met an Angel in the West End of London, drove all the way to the Epsom Downs, found a quiet spot where we undressed and I saw she had the body of an Angel as well and then when she softly caressed my old man I found out the true meaning of premature ejaculation and she impolitely told me to take her home.
Oh the joys of youth when you are 19 and don't have a clue.
Sorry Beverley, whever you are.
Now I am much older and there is no problem with that now, I just need a little patience to reach the same point.
I can't let this go without comment. Who can honestly say they haven't done something equally stupid in their youth? At least Arthur can blame it on his over-enthusiastic body.
My worst was the night before I left Australia. She was young, she was sexy, and I already knew that she was relatively inexperienced due to a lack of decent men. But I just couldn't believe that she was whispering "I want you". Oh no. "I'll miss you too", hug, and off I go. She's now a lesbian.
When they tell you that men are complete idiots, believe them. It's true.
I can`t let this go either, i have had various boys do this with me in the past ususally when i was younger.
It can be just as frustrating for a woman as if you where just about to get it on with a woman and she said no i have changed my mind stop.
However as i have got older and wiser i suddenly realised something that no-one ever seems to mention when this subject comes up lol sorry no pun intended. wink
At 18 or in fact with men a lot older than that, just becasue they have cum doesn`t mean that`s it goodnight and lets go home. If you wait a bit longer, and not usually that much longer, percy can rise again, and becasue he`s just blown his top, he takes a little longer to blow again.
I had a boyfriend who suffered from this and before we had sex i would make sure he came quickly first because after that it would take him ages get get back up to shooting point and in all that time i was enjoying myself
Not being a man i don`t know if i`m talking out my bum but it seemed to work for me.
If you had been with me, shooting your load wouldn`t have meant you would be able to get away with it that easily, however i must admit, if i knew what i know now when i was 18. rolleyes
Alison
Quite right Alison! No one ever said that ejaculation was the ultimate goal of sex (at least, not of sex for pleasure. If it's for procreation, it's somewhat necessary). Shame on you, Beverly! You missed out there. If you'd given him a couple of minutes, then you could have taken things nice and slow and relaxed, and spent an absolutely heavenly few hours.
Or is it necessary to learn these things the hard way?
It is not only young guys that suffer from premature ejaculation.
I have found that when you pick up a guy and his imagination takes over as to what he thinks he is going to get and he cums first as I have found out on many occasions.
I found in my teens both in London's West End and in the North East that by dressing as a lady of the night I could pick guys, but the girls of the night made sure that they got payment before the punters moved off the spot, otherwise some of their punters would refuse to pay once they cum.
TS
I am ashamed to admit that as a late developer in actual intimate physical contact with young women my primary objective was ejaculation, closely followed by breasts, but not necessarily in that order.
Foreplay was the minimum possible to achieve the objective and as I remember I always promised to withdraw in time.
But by 20 I learnt that a 3 course meal was much more enjoyable than a Wimpy Burger. <s>
The "best" one I had was three or four years ago. I picked up some young lad on the Internet, got him round to my place one Sunday night and then spent two hours trying to calm his nerves. Just as I was about to kick him out as a bad job, he finally agreed that he was calm enough to proceed. About three seconds later (OK, I'm exagerating, more like 30 seconds) the deed was done. Being the nice, understanding guy that I am, I laughed it off, after all it was very amusing. Then about 10 minutes later he was ready to go again. That time he must have lasted, oh, about 90 seconds - a whole minute and a half! Well worth the wait, eh confused
If he's reading this - don't worry, you weren't the worst shag I've ever had, but definately the quickest - or rather the two most quick smile
rotflmao
I just had a conversation with Kit
Kat "Just reading a string about premature ejaculation, and was going to put a reply saying that when I was young my nerves gave me the opposite problem"
and Kit replied
"Actually, when we first met, you were a bit quick off the mark"
Apparently, the lady didn't always come first!
oh how the years can serve to distort the memory!
lhk
Kat
KatKit? Nah... doesn't have quite the same ring to it. I think it's better for everyone this way around.
Well said DJohn, I soooo have to agree with you on this one wink
Kit
xxx