IF !! Carlsberg did swinging clubs ,,??

2 Apr 2005

What would be your ideal swinging club?
What would you like to see in it?
What are the most important things to you?
The room sizes and how many?
The bar and seating area
Wet room as in Jacuzzi, saunas, showers.
Nice dÃ©cor.
Distance you would travel.
Staying over facilities
Food,drinks, etc.
Good entrance price.
Friendly, Clean.
Good toilet facilities(especially for women)

2 Apr 2005

What would be your ideal swinging club?
Bi night every night, no straight men allowed at all, fetish equipment as standard.
What would you like to see in it?
Loads of bi guys and/or TVs :twisted: - everything else is secondary aside from the fetish equipment and play rooms - oh and a dark room with glory holes and a decent sauna would be nice too.
What are the most important things to you?
See above
The room sizes and how many?
Size isn't important (appently) lol

The bar and seating area
Errrrrrrr...... well yeah, I guess that would help
Wet room as in Jacuzzi, saunas, showers.
Yep, that too
Nice dÃ©cor.
I wouldn't be looking at the decor. All painted matt black would be cool, but really not fussed as long as the showers are clean.
Distance you would travel.
30 miles (ish)
Staying over facilities
Nah, wouldn't use 'em
Food,drinks, etc.
Shop priced cans of pop always go down well
Good entrance price.
I wouldn't go to any club, however good, if it was over-priced.
Friendly, Clean.
I'm always friendly and clean cool

Good toilet facilities(especially for women)
I think having bogs would be a legl requirement, but yeah, better than people pissing in buckets, I guess

2 Apr 2005

What would be your ideal swinging club?
One with Bingo
What would you like to see in it?
Bingo
What are the most important things to you?
Comfy seats... (for playing Bingo)
The room sizes and how many?
About the size of Gala Bingo
The bar and seating area
With loudspeakers for the Bingo
Wet room as in Jacuzzi, saunas, showers.
With waterproof Bingo tickets
Nice dÃ©cor.
That would be nice.
Distance you would travel.
5 miles
Staying over facilities
Food,drinks, etc.
Free would be nice
Good entrance price.
Enough to mean you were serious but not so much the club is just greedy
Friendly, Clean.
A club would not survive if it wasn't friendly and clean. The clientele would just arrange to meet elsewhere
Good toilet facilities(especially for women)
Not just for male fantacies then?
ps... Don't forget the Bingo. biggrin

2 Apr 2005

so we looking 4 shop price can ....and bingo..
and yes toilets 4 men as well ..
and bingo.....lol..

2 Apr 2005

Yes... You've got it.
I wasn't sure if my comments about Bingo had been forthright enough to be noticed.
OK, maybe you wanted serious answers so here goes......
The ideal club for ME would have 4 rooms.
1 for meeting people and having a chat including a bar area.
1 for sauna, showers and toilet facilities.
1 would be pitch black with special air-lock type doors so it stayed black when people came in. (that's my own fantasy, lol)
1 large room sectioned off into seperate bedrooms with beds big enough for 2, 3, 4, 5 or more players.

2 Apr 2005

If carlesburg (as in beer) did swinging clubs they would be overpriced full of rubbish ingredients an u would come away being sick "probably the best vomit in the world" probably.
who was is that said "I would never belong to a club that would have anyone like me as a member?"
I like the idea of swingers Bingo,what exactly did you have in mind for prizes?! biggrin

2 Apr 2005

peenut... That was Groucho Marx
Swingers Bingo?
mmm, there's a novel idea.
How about winning a line means you get to pick anyone you like from the other players.
Winning the full house means you get covered in CHOKLIT and it gets licked off by....
Sorry, I got carried away there for a moment.
What was the question again? lol

2 Apr 2005

HOUSE!!!!!!

2 Apr 2005

What would be your ideal swinging club?
One next door to us
What would you like to see in it?
Erm lots of neckid people
What are the most important things to you?
Neckid people
The room sizes and how many?
One room large and sweaty
The bar and seating area
Barlike with lots of seats
Wet room as in Jacuzzi, saunas, showers.
Yes please
Nice dÃ©cor.
No tacky and dim
Distance you would travel.
See first reply
Staying over facilities
Ditto
Food,drinks, etc.
Couldnt give a toss about food and we'd nip home for a cuppa
Good entrance price.
Preferably free
Friendly, Clean.
Seedy and smelly
Good toilet facilities(especially for women)
Weve got one at home

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Steve_Lincs
What would be your ideal swinging club?
One next door to us

oiiiiiii
you live in the bloody middle of nowhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 Apr 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
What would be your ideal swinging club?
One next door to us

oiiiiiii
you live in the bloody middle of nowhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me Lincolnshire maybe backward and behind the times but we aint no country bumpkins ok :shock: lol

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Steve_Lincs
What would be your ideal swinging club?
One next door to us

welll... you wouldn't want it next door.... imagine the noise on the nights you actually wanted to sleep or if you had work.... ok that wouldn't happen often but you catch the drift!!! biggrin

:D :D
it would have to be 2 doors down.... gives me an excuse to go round and borrow some coffee....
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: evil

:evil:
sean xxxxxxxx

2 Apr 2005

If the next Carlsberg advert is about swinging we'll know who's been doing the market research lol

2 Apr 2005

I guess if the club were next door good thing is y'can drill a hole in the wall!!!! biggrin

2 Apr 2005

There would be a Wilki in everyone of them. lol

2 Apr 2005

well if carlsberg did swinging clubs for me then
there would be me as the lone single male a.d then 25 bi females...25 straight females and 25 couples that want to play with lone guy.....
might well indeed kill myself...but oh my..what a way to go !!

2 Apr 2005

What would be your ideal swinging club? One with free booze
What would you like to see in it? A bacardi rep propping up the bar.
What are the most important things to you? Bacardi
The room sizes and how many? A hundred by the end of the evening.
The bar and seating area? Refer to answers 1, 2 and 3
Wet room as in Jacuzzi, saunas, showers. Hot tubs are cool, as long as they are kept clean and not allowed to turn murky grey by the end of the evening....ewe!
Nice dÃ©cor. Sticking to carpets aint my bag.
Distance you would travel. Cab distance!
Food,drinks, etc. See answers 1, 2 and 3 OH! and CHIPS!
Good entrance price. Free, I'm a tight bitch
Good toilet facilities(especially for women) Flushable toilets are a good start and ample room for birds to pass out in later on in the evening.