If i ruled the world ....

6 Nov 2009

Id have one pretty simple rule.
Kaz would be my sex slave.
Done biggrin

7 Nov 2009

1) Wasps would be outlawed - Nasty little f*ckers
2) Tesco value bread - How do they manage to get it grey in colour?
3) Outlaw banks - Make hairdressers do it instead, they always seem to know how to put the world to rights.

7 Nov 2009

1. Anyone who litters in the street (including people who do not clean up after their dog) should be shot on sight!
2. Ban anything containing chewy waffer (such as drifters) its just wrong! They are meant to be crispy.
3. Dental charges. Everyone deserves to have a nice smile.

7 Nov 2009

Quote by Lost

2) Tesco value bread - How do they manage to get it grey in colour?

grey ? its bread coloured here, how long do you keep it before you eat it ? lol

7 Nov 2009

1. Free babysitters
2. Free babysitters
3. Free babysitters

7 Nov 2009

Every day would be The first day of Spring

7 Nov 2009

Quote by Funlovers2009
1. Anyone who litters in the street (including people who do not clean up after their dog) should be shot on sight!

Bit harsh, why not just make them eat what they dropped? wink

Quote by Mr_Lilly
Every day would be The first day of Spring

Noooooo, too cold....can we have a nice sunny day, clear skys and about 75 degrees with a gentle breeze and 3-5 ft surf? :mrgreen:

7 Nov 2009

No event orientated advertising (eg Christmas, Easter, Halloween etc) allowed until 2 weeks before the event. I am sick of being bombarded by Christmas ads which now seen to start sometime in August!

8 Nov 2009

Quote by Mr_Lilly
Every day would be The first day of Spring

I really must try harder,there I was typing finger poised ......and bugger me beaten to the punchline again ...damn blast bugger and poo